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Captain Dick Blastoff

@dickblastoff.bsky.social
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⭐🛸 STL Drag Alien 💫 Newly arrived to this galaxy and ready to shake his ass-teroid for some heavenly bodies. 🪐 they/he 🚀 xraybeeb.carrd.co/#blastoff Main: @xraybeeb.bsky.social

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
is big dick energy a stable power source
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Wyrmcat @wyrmcat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy International Drag Day to all the wonderful performers who bring joy, delight and kick-ass community to everyone!! The vibrancy of the drag scene is something I've been recently exploring and it brings me so much pride to be queer every time. Especially HIDD to @dickblastoff.bsky.social <3 🚀
Illustration of Wyrmcat holding out his hand to the viewer with a warm smile and kind eyes.
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Oh Captain, my Captain... A quick snapshot taken by my first mate. 💙 Soon to be turned into stickers that you can have!
Colorful illustration of drag performer Captain Dick Blastoff riding on a phallic shaped rocket. The word Blastoff trails behind in rainbow font.
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GATEway FATE @gatewayfate.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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A Dancing Green performer dancing with the crowd using green light sticks
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The Traveler [COMMS OPEN] @ekvitki.art · 23/03/2026
Commission #pixelart #art #ドット絵 #ピクセルアート #vgen #vgencomm
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
MY FINGER ☝️ IS ON THE BUTTON 🔴
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This Wednesday is gonna be really fun for Sonic fans, just sayin.
Saint Louis Drag show flyer for Klub Weirdo: Crimes featuring AsterRisk and Capt. Dick Blastoff on Wednesday March 18th at 9pm!
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wind parade @n-y-r-r.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy birthday Bob Animal Crossing!!
Drag king Dick Blastoff dressed as Bob the cat from the video game Animal Crossing.
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Toni @loopkick.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
can big dick energy be converted into matter
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cheney has fallen! Now I, Blastoff, am the new leader of the Dickticons!
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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Magnus | slow preparation for GATEway FATE @magnesiummagnus.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Spouse got this ✨GROOVY✨ picture of me with @dickblastoff.bsky.social when we went downstairs and got to interact with the performers after the Dragsidia show! 😘
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!
Two Dancing Greens with their fingers pointing skyward.
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵
Five drag performers posing on a stage dressed as Sephiroth FF7, Axel Kingdom Hearts, Dancing Green FFXIV, Celes FF6 and Vincent Valentine FF7 respectively.
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fealiks @fealiks.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
fresno nightcrawler
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Very excited for this one!! I love final fantasy!!
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Oohhh I'm so excited!! And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!
A collage of ten pictures of Captain Dick's drag from the past year. From top left to bottom: Tenna Deltarune, Spamton Deltarune, Deadpool, a rat, the house from Wizard of Oz, a rooster, Gozer Ghostbusters, Emet-Selch FFXIV, Feo Ul FFXIV, a crazed 1950s housewife murdering a turkey.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...
a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
how to send a good dick hologram
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GATEway FATE @gatewayfate.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Call them! (From last year's Dragsidia performance feat. @dickblastoff.bsky.social)
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Miss Goblin 🦎🧌💚 @goblinmoxxi.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
So the police won’t stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if y’all for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it
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Beebdog @xraybeeb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Tenna drag was real last night #deltarune #spamtenna
Tenna Deltarune irl being pulled forward by his tie towards the viewer.Tenna Deltarune irl jacking off plush Spamton's nose...Tenna Deltarune irl watching something behind the viewer unaware that his picture is being taken.Tenna Deltarune irl having found Spamton out back in the dumpsters and immediately going for the kill.
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
screen printing stencil idea... i am always thinking about soviet space dogs
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Cosmopoliturtle @cosmopoliturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
👾We Come in Peace!👾 ------------------------------ 🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social
Brightly colored illustration of drag performer Cadaver Daddy-o.
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Whatever. Bathroom selfie.
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨ From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year! Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta! Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
FFXIV Feo Ul drag costume FFXIV Feo Ul drag costume pointing to the follow buttonFFXIV Hades Emet-Selch costume with masks of fallen brethren FFXIV Hades Emet-Selch drag with his bobbies out!!!!!
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Had an amazing time last year as Feo Ul! Getting to perform in Dragsidia was also a huge highlight and I would love to be there for it again this year! I have some big ideas for year two. 😈
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Beebdog @xraybeeb.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I don't need an SSRI!!!! I need a Kamen Rider suit!!!!
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a green background with a lot of bubbles on it .
ALT: a green background with a lot of bubbles on it .
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
They should invent a Gundam with a fat ass.
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箕島 綺譚 [Mishima Kitan] (they/them)💖Support Black Trans Liberation @mishimakitan.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
🏳️‍⚧️ For US-based trans, nonbinary, and gender-diverse people: Point of Pride’s HRT Access Fund is now open for application until June 30, 2025. The recipients of this fund will be provided with 12 months of HRT-related care via the organization. More info: www.pointofpride.org/hrt-access-f...
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Financial aid for hormone replacement therapy (HRT) by Point of Pride
Point of Pride's HRT Access Fund provides 12 months of free medical care for trans folks seeking gender-affirming hormone therapy (HRT).
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I'm da giant rat dat makes all of da rules
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May the Dick be with you 🚀 #starwarsday
Captain Dick licking a red lightsaber.
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/05/2025
👽🛸
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Alien boy in da picrew
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JR @jamzdens.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Just a normal kid 👽
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
DELTARUNE [[TOMORROW]]?? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD [$X$!] !! Spamton from Kings & Creatures Hear Me Out show! 📸: @silassilencesfx.bsky.social #deltarune #spamton
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
we are fucking under attack
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Twilite Zone Stanley, WI
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Home movie
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Tomorrow!! This show is sure to be outta this world! 🪐
Flyer for a drag show hosted by Kings & Creatures called Hear Me Out based on the funny cake trend. Friday February 28th at 9:30pm at Bar PM in STL.
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Vincent Vandal 🩸⛓️ @demonboynextdoor.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Welcome to the most cursed show we’ve decided to do 🔥 Kings & Creatures: Hear Me Out is fully based on the viral cake trend all about finding out about your friends shameless and problematic faves! Some will be justified and some will leave you mildly (or wildly) disappointed! (:< #alternativedrag
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Ian!!! @thefantastician.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Look how happy she is! #comic #UdderlyAlien
The alien happily brushes his grateful cow girlfriend and asks her to brush him next. The only problem? He has no hair to brush.
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I think I better call my space lawyer Mr. Phoenix Wrong.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
which ninja turtle used bat'leth
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