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Jim is still celebrating Christmas

@bardinbrief.bsky.social
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I cosplayed as Ryoga once and I've been playing Christmas music on repeat since Halloween. AniTwit/buttposting refugee. He/him. Occasionally NSFW. 🔞

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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 13h
It's a real bummer realizing that while I love these characters and the setting, I can't picture arcs for them "What does your character believe that he's wrong about?" Uhh that he sucks and is a fake bc he's afraid everyone will leave him, dunno if "you're actually a decent guy" is worth 6k words
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me to the person sitting next to me on the bus: “u know…hemry the local bartender on blue sky…the one whose parrot likes campbells tomato soup”
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Azumanga Daioh is now as old as Laverne and Shirley was when I started watching Azumanga Daioh
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The one with the fancy dress that killed the woman who wore it and the "headlights" story fucked me UP
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the angriest I have ever gotten reading a children's book was the first time I read this to my son
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Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bad bears bad bears whatcha gonna do
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LinkedIn has reached a point where it is begging me to log on so I can play games with a colleague I haven't spoken to in a decade Why does it have games. It is not a social network. ONLY PSYCHOPATHS WANT TO HANG OUT ON LINKEDIN
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah I'm jaded and cynical and occasionally read/adapt incredibly distressing shit for a living, this CNN article about toddlers getting hauled in front of deportation judges and a 13 year old weeping as he's told he'll be deported won't affect me [Reads one paragraph] I need to hug my children
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me watching this
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man, i’m usually pretty good at not letting Internet discourse get to me, but the amount of people on the Other Site just openly being bigoted against bi men, people with pride flags in bio and shit dressing up their bigotry in the language of social justice, is depressing as fuck
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if posting flops were a sport, i’d be a pro athlete.
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy bisexual visibility day!
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tried to treat myself to a shave and a haircut, mistakenly reserved for just a shave, barber nicked me so many times he refused to charge me for the shave Me: oh. Well...can I pay you for a haircut? Barber: nah no time today man Did I break even here? I still need a haircut FFS
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 20/09/2026
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oim ere for Soifuh
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
vineyille 
@vineyille
26th birthday, drunk and throwing up into a cvs bag: lol l'Il never die 
36th birthday, eating sage: Mm oh my what is this, sage? Is it sage?
4:18 PM • 9/17/17
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me signing on to livetweet some bullshit
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ludasith
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: Dinnertime, kids! 3yo: dada what is this? Me: this is chicken adobo. It's a Filipino meal, it's your heritage. Try it! 3yo: I only want raspberries. 15mo: [throws chicken on floor, only eats plain rice] At least my wife liked it
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When these overcooked-scrambled-eggs-for-brains AI cult guys say that AI will kill us all and refuse to elaborate, it's because you aren't giving them time to go ask AI what to say
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
Panel 1: [a bison calf facing an adult bison.]
"Dad, are you gay?"

Panel 2: [the adult bison facing forward.]
"No, I'm bi son."
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Even multiversal janitors like Reno have their edgelord phase. #WIPSnips #WriteSky
I gotta level with you about something. Feels like I should have mentioned it sooner, but look, I wanted you to like me. You know that nihilist phase every dim bulb kid goes through? And a lot of dim bulb adults stay in, saying shit online that'd get your teeth kicked through your head if you tried it at the Drake Diner?
Oh man oh man, that was me when I started doing this. In spades. I dunno how Miki put up with it. I made so many jokes about these places. It took me so long to remember these people aren't background characters in a video game. One time I just kept telling everybody I saw how much longer they had to live. “See the sky? That's a countdown, baby, your universe is dying!” When the place popped, Miki slapped me in the face so hard I went skidding along the Strata and it took her a minute to catch up. 
I used to think killing universes was...fun.
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why is everyone in this AU version of my story hornier than in canon Why did writing in first person turn the emotionally repressed overanalyzing control freak future town chief into a bisexual dom
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Why are so many Americans irrationally negative towards this thing that we think has at least a 10% chance to destroy all human life?”
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah I don't have an anger problem, not like I was so furious at my son for refusing to put his shoes on and go to the door that I forgot to give him his morning medication and have to go to daycare again like a fucking moron or anything
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THERAPIST: I understand you're having issues at home? ME: yeah my wife said something deeply hurtful T: what did she say? ME: Hundreds of Beavers has severe pacing issues & is too long T: wow ME: [crying] T: I'm not sure how you get past that ME: you think you know somebody
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want to be as confident and optimistic as the couple who thought they could buy a parking spot off me (and my wife and children) for $10 Dude this is a beach concert, at least start at 20
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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狐の本 @kitsunenohon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this is what you see if you go to anime hell
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Some nights I sleep well, other nights I stare at the ceiling and wonder "does Jobeth Williams's nude scene in Kramer vs Kramer count as ENF? It's not erotic, but she is embarrassed and nude, and she's doing a "covering everything I can" pose straight outta DeCarlo
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Daniel Wynter @boardgamefeast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I should buy a boat cat "I should play quest 64"
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I used to take 20 and just sink into my couch all night, after 3+ years of parenthood even a 2.5 would probably send me into another dimension
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
now this is podracing
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Dada can we read that?" "No, son, Plance isn't canon and that fandom is toxic"
An ancient Voltron learning to read kids book called ALLURA'S STORY
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎵Kodoku mo shiranu vroom vroooooooom🎵
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cadell's not surprised her brother is late from making deliveries upriver. She is surprised he's sober—and that he's terrified. #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
"Rambleside was fun, then?" I give my
best disapproving look, expecting to get a sarcastic quip back. Instead my brother says, in a voice I haven't heard since we were kids:
"Rambleside's gone."
"Little brother," I say, setting down my wine. Technically true in that I'm older, but "little" is relative when he's 5'11" and I'm 5'2". "Maybe you got turned around? Remember that time you went halt a day downriver instead of up-"
"Cadell." None of the usual sorry-but-not-actually-sorry cheer in his voice. "I haven't been drinking." He pauses, frowns, adds: "much. We didn't get lost, we didn't dally.
Rambleside's just not there."
Ricket crams in beside me in our little corner booth. I flinch away from his still soaking river gear, which he belatedly shrugs out of. Fat lot of good that'll do now, Kettle, half the water's on me.
"Like everyone left?" I'm still trying to parse "gone," and working through my doubts about his sobriety.
"Like—" he waves his hands helplessly,
grabs my wine, and downs the whole glass.
"Like the town decided to be a river, Dell!
There's debris, and clothes, and... we were helping get people out of the water."
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New favorite SME feedback on a scenario just dropped: "these guys are supposed to be assholes. They should say something worse."
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 21/08/2026
They’re doing the meme
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Her eyes did something eyes shouldn't do, narrowed, and all at once she wasn't there anymore. In her place was a roiling mass of insects: bees, flies, butterflies. They swarmed away, leaving the unbloodied arrow hanging in the air until gravity asserted itself and it fell to the ground. #WIPSnips
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is what the Happy Meal toys said when you pushed the buttons
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pictures are working again! Post something stupid from your phone.
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Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh, I hate it Why would they do Bluey like this, why wouldn't they just use the budget to do cooler stuff in the OG style, FUUUUUUUUUCK
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mediumvillain @mediumvillain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The best any conservative Democrat or moderate Republican will ever receive from the modern right is openly being called a communist who deserves to die
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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
can’t wait for the dark side of the ring episode about this guy. for context: guy shows up untrained, doesn’t do ring crew, goes way under time, and shoots on randy savage. he also let the promoter get mugged and the robber and his accomplice ended up killing a bystander during their getaway.
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