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Colin

@barco030.bsky.social
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💉💉💉💉 Cotton wool hater. Onychophagist. Can be a bit sweary. Here for the lolz. Ko tākuta ahau. He mōwai māku. He/him/ia

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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘Gender expansive lesbian with he him pronouns’ is not a sentence I thought I’d ever read
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wellington has a very WOW vibe to it today. #iykyk
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Rob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally a good election sign! #nzpol
I'd rather crap in my hands and clap
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am a Labour shill and even I see nothing I want to vote for. FFS. Sort it out. #nzpol
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Flooding in the New World carpark in Thorndon. Did not expect to have to remove my shoes and socks to wade back to my car mid-shop.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
First two news stories Labour: we want to subsidise public transport (Nats: classic labour, where’s the money coming from? They’re bribing voters etc etc) Nats: here’s $60 million for primary industries (🦗🦗 not one question about where that money is coming from) Utterly shameless. #nzpol
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I fucking HATE David Seymour & his AI party of androids who have turned teaching into a fucking nightmare of a job. I’ll add in Stanford for totally fucking with the curriculum, a fundamental & area she has NO understanding of unless it aligns with her bullshit ideology 🤬🤬🤬 #nzpol
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Craig M. Ranapia @craigmranapia.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don't loathe Nicola Willis because she's a woman or a Tory. I despise her because she's an insufferably stupid, mendacious and feckless ghoul who is astonishingly shit at her taxpayer-funded job. #nzpol
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s bad to be in social housing cause you are poor but completely fine to charge the taxpayer $52,000 to rent the house you already own. National party MPs are disgusting people and people who vote for them are disgusting too.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Bishflap having the brass neck to point out a road would’ve been delivered cheaper had it not been cancelled in 2017.
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Sisyphus @sisyphusreturns.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
#nzpol I feel like the world over and throughout time this holds true. It feels like right wing ideas and politicians are held to a different standard
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Arrrggh the TVNZ+ Audio Descriptions and the inability to turn them off is ruining my life.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Nanoparticle pain medicines: coming to a theatre near you in the future? What a fascinating plenary talk at #asm26akl
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Tova making Luxon's thumb-head turn puce was outstanding. #nzpol
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
She comes across as vapid as him; and each quote from her is a loop of empty tautologies.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Baked Ima’s Hizzle Crizzle Bizzles for work tomorrow.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Are all the cookers going to go into conspiracy theory mode when advised to drive more smoothly to save gas?
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Despite an oil crisis being nothing like a novel deadly virus, the government are trying to blur the lines — drawing false parallels to take subtle digs at pandemic decisions. #nzpol
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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Evergreen #nzpol
Jack Tame saying "is that it?" to Nicola Willis' NZ budget plans on Q+A 

Repurposed for the NZ Fuel Crisis Phases
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
#nzpol
Jack Tame saying "is that it?" to Nicola Willis' budget plans on Q+A
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I’m already sick of hearing ‘targeted, timely and temporary’. Just do something for crying out loud. #nzpol
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Willis currently outlining her plan to Corin Dann on RNZ. To summarise, no help is on the way and you just have to patient.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Nicola Willis trying to work out how to help as few people as possible while simultaneously doing nothing while simultaneously trying not to piss off her base while simultaneously trying not to help the poors #nzpol
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 11/03/2026
I do not understand how the ABSOLUTELY VOLUNTARY destruction of the original ferry replacement is not a massive political scandal?! It was a reflexive ideological decision that has disadvantaged the country significantly.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Maura absolutely fucked over by a fuckboi. Lol.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
#TheTraitorsUK
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I will not put the heating on in December
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Takes some stones to fly a Union Jack in Kuku. Why would you?
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Morph & Midaz; flip it around, Wakey Wakey.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Dafuq is this guy’s accent?
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Shakes shakey #eqnz
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
As if there was any doubt how they would’ve handled it
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
for those of you who have never seen The New Zealand Tweet, the perennial flower
Hera Lindsay Bird says:

godDAMN this stupid milkloving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss country
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Fonterra’s eyewatering profits just uncritically presented on the news as if it’s a good thing for the people of this country to be fleeced at the till every day.
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Effortlessly done in under 20 minutes: Zoe & Morgan✅ Lord of the Rings✅ Jon Stewart NZ endorsement✅ Whittaker’s✅ Hope & leadership✅ Nuanced answers to complex issues✅ Watching this and reflecting how much of an utter disaster this would have been with anyone officially representing New Zealand now.
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Jacinda Ardern - “A Different Kind of Power” | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What have we done to deserve seeing him on our screens on the nightly?
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
THIS IS INSANE
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Me pēhea koutou e whakanui ana i te wiki o te reo Māori?
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Was not one comment from the opposition benches sought for this piece? www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360... My recall of such news under the last government would be endless reporting of the opposition flooding the zone to get their digs in.
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GDP announcements are often dull - this one was a gut punch for Luxon and co
Dissatisfaction comes from many directions following a surprise contraction in economic activity, a bad poll and calls for resignations.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
He rangi mokopuna ki konei.
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Joel MacManus @joelmacmanus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The quiet suburban pool is a microcosm of everything wrong with New Zealand’s broken rates system. thespinoff.co.nz/politics/27-...
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Windbag: Khandallah Pool and the high price of inequality
The quiet suburban pool is a microcosm of everything wrong with New Zealand’s broken rates system.
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 24/05/2025
It is about. Goddamn. Time. someone published this; it’s also obscene that political and financial reporters and editors run with the same household analogies day after day, budget after budget. It’s either lying or deeply, absurdly ignorant
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I’m selling two tickets to this weekend’s Urban Wine Walk in Wellington if anyone missed out tixel.com/u/3644843
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Colin B. is selling tickets | Tixel
Colin B. is selling tickets using Tixel
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Every street needs a binfluencer.
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Madam Snazzy @moatatamaira.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Quite aside from anything else, it is frankly WILD for ministers or associate ministers to be micromanaging the work of ministries in this way. From cellphones in schools, to speed limits, to precise wording on websites this is NOT how government is supposed to work, no matter who is in power.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m seething at how bad the new quizmaster is at my weekly pub quiz. I just can’t get over how inept you can be to have not worked out a system yet. Arrrgh. Really ruins my life.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A rare still and warm night of summer for Wellington tonight. Being its best self.
Wellington harbour basked in a sunset glow featuring the boat sheds mural and the bluebridge ferry sailing out of the harbour.
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Aliya D @alinasu33.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I wonder… do New Zealanders know that more than 45% of NZ's red meat exports are halal-certified? 🤔 Making a huge contribution to our economy 🧵1/7
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Can’t wait to get this all hung.
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Colin @barco030.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#TheTraitorsUK is once again proving to be fantastic television.
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