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Chris porknspice ollis

@baollis.bsky.social
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Your lil fruit brute

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 16h
Can someone please kill this fucking company already?
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Waffle house Is for real ones
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For some reason every Waffle House I’ve been to has “Cry For Judas” on the touchtunes so the Waffle House is the @themountaingoats.bsky.social restaurant to me
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Their lucked has dried up like Ben sharios wife's vagina
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Mon Mothman @kaczar-soze.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The White Sox in the playoffs before this tweet 4-0 outscoring opponents 20-9 The White Sox after this tweet 0-3 getting outscored 20-8
A Ben Shapiro tweet saying "The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying."
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also more pleasant than AIDS
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There is a implication here that wwe is actively pushing for her to do this spot over and over even though she doesn't really want to
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Lee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Look, I'm just an old fan and I've never been In That Ring but maybe, just maybe, we should consider making a wrestler's "thing" something they're both good at and confident in.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder how many of the guys in "Fight Club" went to one meeting of the fight club and were like "Eh, not for me" and joined a cooking class or something
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Futurama: Is It a Cult?
ALT: Futurama: Is It a Cult?
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This looks like a carjacking. I think any reasonable person would hit the gas.
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Andrew @andrewskeets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The people who write this program have no idea how to write authentic female characters. I feel like every feud is about who's a slut and who they fucked.
Screengrabs from WWE SmackDown from Chris Van Vliet's Facebook.
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some pig!
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 09/10/2026
INTERVIEWER: What was your favorite Matchbox car as a kid? CENA: "Favorite" can mean many things to many people. Favorite is a word and a concept that I treasure. My favorite things from Matchbox or any aspect of life are dear to me. INTERVIEWER: When you filmed— CENA: Also, I love Vince McMahon.
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 08/10/2026
this is the horniest workers' rights post I've ever seen
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Their should also be a podcast called Pablo Torre fucks around
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had weird poop this one time
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watching an old Raw & Ahmed Johnson called the Smoking Gunns "Silly and Fart" and it got a legitimate chuckle out of me
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jennifer ball cum
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you know it's a special AEW show when Tony Schiavone busts out the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 gear
VIVA LE LUNDI NITRO
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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
Your favorite tag team's favorite tag team
Thomas Magnum of "Magnum, P.I." (left), Jessica Fletcher of "Murder, She Wrote" (right) on a beach in Hawai'i
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kudos to Jacy Jayne for unwittingly explaining how WWE creates a toxic work environment for wrestlers by constantly threatening them with a release. Of course, she views it as a good thing because she's part of a cult now & the interviewer nods in agreement because neither get it.
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Jacy Jayne says she had panic attacks worrying about WWE release
Women's United States Champion Jacy Jayne recently claimed that she suffered from panic attacks worrying about her WWE release.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David brynnes cover of I want to dance with somebody
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TJPW @tjpw2013.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yuki Kamifuku’s annual hometown show will be held for the final time this year. Aja Kong and MIRAI have been confirmed for the show, making Kamifuku’s final hometown appearance even more special. The show will take place just two weeks before Kamifuku’s retirement. #tjpw
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 07/10/2026
I never heard anyone refer to a "godly" upbringing and not mean beatings and deprivation with a side of "god says you deserve this"!
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 07/10/2026
"godly parenting" oh so you were beating them.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
McDonald's CB Triple (1991-1992): Three hamburger patties stacked with bacon, American cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and onion on a sesame seed bun. Sold at Western NY locations to honor Buffalo Bills' linebacker, Cornelius Bennett
Cornelius Bennett, in his blue Bills jersey, smiles next to his red helmet, and holds up a triple cheeseburger under the words "The New CB Triple"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Jailed for violating banking laws", much like Hitler met his end after losing a battle with suicidal ideation.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Digger? I domt even know her
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today in wrestling is good sometimes honestly
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baseball is silly cause they just let people be named chipper
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cyndi laupers life has been different since she got the orangatan; Monkey changes everything
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Greg's organs chants
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correct!
Angela Van Der Pluym
@anjewla90

Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.


@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blame women for not reporting immediately or for not having perfect recollection of events when men are just out here doing this nonsense
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boo Berry is the ghost of Rob Schneider
they call him Boo Berry because he gets booed off the stage
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
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The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow @garbageskeleton.skin · 04/10/2026
“I have no guilt nor shame about my friendship and my relationship with Vince McMahon,” [Cena] says… Well, John, you fucking should.
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Pedro Hollanda @phollanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A while back, a friend of mine who doesn't follow wrestling seemed kinda surprised when I said that I do not fuck with John Cena as a person. This is why.
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The maximum of max. MaxMaxing
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Chris porknspice ollis @baollis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll eat the whole bottle of Flintstones vitamins
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