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he/him. can say the word fag. whore for fries.

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Fruit Punch Samurai @davidtrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy October 3rd! Don't forget
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's FCF somewhere (and also here)
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They don’t know meme
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
don't make me get up please
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Leo Calça 👖 @leocalca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ator Willem Dafoe posando para uma foto em uma pose completamente incrível em que ele está sentado no chão com as pernas abertas quase em um espacate, os cotovelos e antebraços encostando no chão e apenas a ponta de seus dedos tocando a sua contraparte da mão oposta.
Incrível.
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How it feels listening to Miley Cyrus’s Bass Persuades
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“cum. is. not. social. media.” has to be the funniest fucking things I’ve read on here in weeks🤣
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being suuuuper productive
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Party on the way to the party
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Funny Disco Party Night
ALT: Funny Disco Party Night
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think an important lesson this Ed Sheeran thing is teaching us is that being a coward may not cost you money but it'll cost you your dignity.
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Or, y'know, you could use that billion to feed and house people idk
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's gonna be an lol from me dawg.
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
and that's a wrap on tuesday
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You GUYS my niece is showcasing her first collection this Thursday 🥹
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he honk on my shoo till I mimimimimi
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hai
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got hangry with a delivery driver who kept getting lost and now I feel bad cause I have my food
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rocky Horror was so influential because it introduced the idea that it can be homophobic to ask what the fuck the plot of a movie is
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As you get older, if you're not careful, your world can contract. Less going out, less seeing friends and family, less new people, places and things. Prevent that from happening.
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They got that shit ONNN
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jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s think for yourself thursday
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Ev @nerditry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"If Ms Rachel don't trust you I'm gon shoot you" or whatever Future said.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So it turns out I AM a personality hire
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
High of 34°C on the 3rd of September is crazy
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the www in a website address stands for wagon wheel watusi.
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Anna Vangala Jones @anniejowrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
writing tip: when in doubt, read
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looksmaxxing?
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If one more man asks me what I'm into before they ask me what my favourite food/colour is I-
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Peter Griffin's Chaotic Living Room Crash
ALT: Peter Griffin's Chaotic Living Room Crash
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So this happened...
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Already been in 4 ubers today and it's not even noon yet...
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guys he sent me video of it sticking out of his boxers while on a work zoom call I- 🥵
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Monday tomorrow.
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
People that use AI don’t deserve blowjobs or their ass eaten. 😔
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is how i feel when I start a convo with oomf
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
anime character saying ‘most of what’s bad in the world is because of stupid old men!’
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
oh suddenly there's a dark side to this???
VICE YouTube Video: The Dark Side of Inhaling Rare Xenon Gas
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When they just wanna see you happy and regulated but also wanna dump big fat loads in you >>>>>>>
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
American Gurl is still as fresh and exciting as it was the day it was released. Kilo Kish come get your crown
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mind you it's 4pm, bright sunny and 33°C why are you out girlie??
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Always never remember to forget that.
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When the balls are hairy >>>>>>
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nick Hakim in this thinking man's beard is so 🥵🥵🥵
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bionicle updates @banelz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Actually needed to hear Melatonin on the dance floor this weekend for my health
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