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Kit Hartop

@bandwagonkit.bsky.social
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Father, builder of environmentally responsible surfboards and procrastinator. All crastination professionally crastinated at highly competitive rates.

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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 14h
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
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Mr. Ron @mrrevron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is how stupid our moronic president sounds. What a total Idiot and disgrace.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To those of a Piscean persuasion, I’m running the European Fish Fry on the 26th. A day of finely crafted surfboards, food, drink, music and art. (It’s even looking like there might be decent surf!). It would be bloody spiffing to see you there. X
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In May of 1940 there was a mass panic in Britain - stirred up by the tabloid press - about 'fighting aged men' who had come to Britain as 'refugees' posing a threat to the women and children of this country - and essentially forming a 'fifth column' that could, at any moment rise up against everyone
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WW2 Soldiers in Croatia: Ivan Janjic Storefront
ALT: WW2 Soldiers in Croatia: Ivan Janjic Storefront
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Steve Reed on 25 March explaining that the £100k cap on donations "will therefore apply retrospectively, so it includes all donations from overseas electors received from today". Yes, but how are people who never bother going to Parliament supposed to know that?
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s almost like letting self serving, disaster capitalists make global policy decisions is a bad idea.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You don't solve a budget shortfall by auctioning off 45 million acres of national forest to the timber industry. It's not a management plan; it's a taxpayer-funded liquidation of public land. Demand your representative block this corporate giveaway: 👇 actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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Tell Congress: Stop Trump from destroying 45 million acres of our National forests
Contact Congress today!
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Do BBC news work for Reform?" via Harry Eccles
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You'd think the fact that the son of the President of the "party of family values" 2nd marriage is to the daughter of Epstein's banker and it was funded by a Rusisan oligarch involved in the mass kidnap of Ukrainian kids during a KGB agent's illegal war Would be bigger news..
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know this is a bit dark, but in the absence of Trump facing proper justice and his apparent inability to die, I’m sort of okay with him having a long life as a disorientated, scared vegetable. Not in a position of power though, obviously.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Trump is claiming that America has over a trillion dollars of taxpayer money spare to bribe the electorate, what’s stopping him from using that to improve people’s lives right now?* *we know what.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amongst some very strong competition, this is still my band of the year. This set is particularly good. youtu.be/tWfqpCYy4Q8
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Lunch With...Slag (Live from 5dB) [Full Session]
YouTube video by 5dB
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stealing tax payer money, to use as a bribe to tax payers, who are struggling because you stole their money, to get them to vote for you, then giving the money to your shareholder mates to distribute as they see fit? Sure sounds like a trump business plan to me.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pretty sure this trending topic should read “Far right extremists target lifesaving charity”. Let’s not legitimise weaponised ignorance and hatred as a valid point of view.
Screenshot of the Bluesky trending page, showing the number 1 as “RNLI faces backlash over migrant rescues”
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chaos with Ed Miliband. 👌🏽
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Warhammer Horus Heresy
Alt: A man makes happy eye contact with the viewer while enjoying a game of Warhammer Horus Heresy.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know it’s hardly the most pressing issue with fascists mobs roaming the streets, but I wear black trousers and a black hoody for work and I’d always said that when my hair started getting thin, I’d shave it off. Fucking Nazis are ruining my sartorial choices. Bastards.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Masked paramilitary group occupies crucial port’ is the headline the media would go for if it wasn’t happening in Britain.
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 05/09/2026
I'm pleased to announce that Triple World Score, the new Daniel Faust adventure, is available now! (Cover art by James T. Egan, editing by Kira Rubenthaler.) www.amazon.com/dp/B0HHFGX5N6
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Triple World Score (Daniel Faust Book 12)
Amazon.com: Triple World Score (Daniel Faust Book 12) eBook : Schaefer, Craig: Kindle Store
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I grew up in a violent area. Gangs, organised crime, antisocial behaviour almost everywhere. Comments sections of posts showing violence,filled with “why didn’t they just…” or “If that was me, I’d…” just prove how little exposure to hate and violence a lot of people have had. No mate, you wouldn’t.
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 02/09/2026
Preorders have gone live! Daniel Faust returns THIS SATURDAY. It's gonna get real weird up in here, folks. www.amazon.com/dp/B0HHFGX5N6
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Triple World Score (Daniel Faust Book 12)
Amazon.com: Triple World Score (Daniel Faust Book 12) eBook : Schaefer, Craig: Kindle Store
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I reckon we’ve still got a minute or two before the robots replace us….
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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 30/08/2026
Almost 150,000 people have demanded a public inquiry into Jason Arday's tragic death. Join them 👇 goodlawproject.org/petition/jason-a…
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Lomelindi12 @lomelindi12.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah… 😔
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South West Water has worst environmental record in England, analysis shows
Exclusive: Friends of the Earth finds greatest sewage discharge in Devon, Cornwall, Dorset and Somerset
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Spirals doesn't fit in your boxes @tealed-copper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"No way you wrote a 5 page essay without Al."

Buddy, we wrote them by hand, in cursive, the day before it was due, without even reading the book.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
On Monday 14th September, MPs are debating whether there should be a referendum on who owns England's water. I've just asked my MP to attend and support giving us a say. Take 2mins to email your MP: weownit.org.uk/act-now/deba... @weownit.org.uk
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Give the public a say on who owns our water - email your MP
Public ownership of water is popular. MPs must give us a say on who owns our water.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me, to American friend: “What bird call is this?” *does Sid James laugh* American friend: …. Me: “A Carry-on Crow!” American friend: ….
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Sid James Carry On
Alt: Sid James, in a hospital bed, waves a banana and cackles in Carry On Doctor.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Effective immediately, Mar-a-largo is renamed the Centre for Unrepentant Narcissistic Terrorists and Sickos. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This will forever be part of my lexicon. 💔
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Wilderness Girls
Alt: Wilderness Girls
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The hellbound horror of GCSEs iandunt.substack.com/p/the-hellbo...
Once GCSEs started, that all ended. Education stopped being about learning and started being about passing exams. In fact, it barely counted as education at all. It degenerated into little more than a memory exercise. Can you take information from Source A - your revision notes - retain it, and then input it into Source B - the exam paper. This system produced very reliable exam results, which were used to promote the school to the next set of parents, but it did not produce, did not even aim to produce, people with a love of knowledge or a natural curiosity about the world. It was actually completely indifferent to curiosity. Speaking about it in that context would be like trying to insert Smarties into a slot machine.

At the point of GCSEs, we really do lose that greater educational virtue. We gain things - the work ethic, the need to perform - but we lose things too. And that loss, the complete absence of any genuine intellectual endeavor, is why GCSEs are often such a harrowing period.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp, cosplaying a frightened, subservient little girl in letters, to appeal to a senile, pedophile president, is some next level, fucked up shit.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is not misinformation. That's what I normally cover - something out of context, an opinion quoted as fact, or a deliberate misinterpretation... This is none of those. This is full-on disinformation. Because that is NOT from the Express. It is entirely fake😱 🧵 1/10
Lembit Opik tweet:

Burnham's big migration plan: take 4,000 stranded migrants from Ceuta, bring them to the UK and put them up in luxury hotels. Americans look at Europe in despair. 

Express Headline: Burnham's migrant, Campbell, 1,000 stranded in Ceuta to be brought to UK. The Prime Minister proposes flying thousands of stranded migrants from Spanish enclave to Britain and housing them in London hotels. 

Monk Debunked stamp on top of both
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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
GB News is a straightforward propaganda outlet, Boris Johnson filled the BBC with Tory placemen, and 'regulator' Lord Grade is openly biased in favour of rightwing politicians. Such are the advantages of a free press.
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Cornish Skipper #FBPE #RejoinEU 🇪🇺🔶🌹💚💙 @cornishskipper.wsocial.eu · 17/08/2026
"Reform are not even the official opposition and the plans have less credibility than Count Binface. Will BBC News do the same for Lib Dem and Greens policy two years out from an election?" Of course they won’t - Lib Dems with >70 MPs barely get a mention www.thenational.scot/news/2646829...
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Former BBC News director slams broadcaster's 'bizarre' Reform coverage
A FORMER BBC News director has criticised the broadcaster's coverage of Reform UK's latest welfare plans branding it "bizarre".
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m only now discovering that the American “Flan” is just Crème Caramel.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Might I suggest making his cell no bigger than a catering truck.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14/08/2026
#Clacton
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#TheYearInReform Look, it's very simple. Nothing to see here. Move along. Reform UK is a party - sorry - a company built around British Patriotism and being frank with the public, and it is led by straight-talking anti-elite Nigel Farage.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No idea how firefighters successfully put out moorland fires. We had a bbq at home a couple of days ago. Made sure it was all out. Could smell burning this morning and a small piece of rust had dropped off the bbq, heated the ground and started an underground hotspot that spread out for a metre…
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Haiku: If you use AI I think you are a thick cunt Fuck off with that shit
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Piece I just wrote for Current Affairs. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-mas...
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The Massive Climate Lie That Will Destroy Human Civilization
Thinking we have time left to address climate change, or that “Net Zero by 2050” will save us, is driving us toward full social collapse in ways that become more obvious with every new broken temperat...
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"[Byline] revealed that Cottrell entered corporate finance under a false Swiss identity, hired by the same City network that produced Reform UK’s own treasurer, Mehrtash A’zami. "Byline Times has since confirmed that this identity was stolen from a real person – Cottrell’s old school friend."
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Nigel Farage Funder George Cottrell's Accountant Co-Invested With Russia-Linked Indicted Cocaine Trafficker
The accountancy firm that administers George Cottrell’s Montenegro company, has invested in a property development with the alleged ringleader of the country’s largest money laundering cartel
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Well, it certainly feels like allowing all of our communication and information gathering to be controlled by heroin level addictive algorithms, extremist billionaires and inept A.I., has ushered in a new era of trust, education and enlightenment, doesn’t it….
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have to believe that, one day, the constant ridicule and eye rolling I receive from my family will magically reveal itself as coming from a place of affection. #fatherofteenagers #embarrassinghusband #Twat
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Ddpeewee Ddpeeweebored
Alt: Peewee Herman rolls his eyes and looks bored, angry and frustrated.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Feels like America has just taken another lurch to the right.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The fossil fuel industry owns a significant chunk of the British press.
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