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Kit Hartop

@bandwagonkit.bsky.social
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Father, builder of environmentally responsible surfboards and procrastinator. All crastination professionally crastinated at highly competitive rates.

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 19h
Ofcom rules are clear: broadcasters cannot use politicians as newsreaders, interviewers or reporters in any news programmes. So why is Farage allowed to have his own show on GB News? Add your name to demand that Ofcom takes immediate action.
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Farage on GB News: Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action - Best for Britain
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, I can see that* *gouges eyes.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watching bake off has made me realise that Nigella Lawson is a 50/50 hybrid of Margaret Thatcher and Jack Sparrow. Once you see it, it can’t be unseen. You’re welcome.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a weird way to hear about this news.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As well as a Britannia Magic Dome, Tories will build a Halo Array, a Stargate, a Dark Tower, and a Death Star - named respectively Spirit of the Blitz, Maggie's Opening, Boris-Dûr, and Churchill's Clacker - funded by sales of a new wellness smoothie made with carrot, ginger, and poor people's tears.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you have a few minutes today, please submit a comment opposing the elimination of the Roadless Rule. Tomorrow, October 6, is the deadline. Tell the Forest Service why protecting our forests matters to you. Submit your comment: www.regulations.gov/docket/FS-20...
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alien, and only Ash is played by a human.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Front for babies, back for fun. Got it.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish all the amazing artists and creatives I have known, had even half the confidence and success that people with cash to burn and good social media skills achieve. When your passion is your art, it’s so much more difficult to succeed than when your passion is success.
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nikkianddes.bsky.social @nikkianddes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A woman standing next to a voting machine saying “I moved on him like a botch. I just started voting. I don’t even wait. Just vote. And when you are registered they let you do it.
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UK Government Petitions @petitions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Petition has passed the threshold for a response: "Start negotiations now to Rejoin the EU" The government will respond to this petition as it has 10000 signatures #PetitionAwaitingResponse
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Passed 10,000 signatures: Start negotiations now to Rejoin the EU
10 years after the Brexit referendum and 6 years after leaving the EU, it is clear to us that Brexit isn't working. We believe any benefits have been dwarfed by loss of influence, extra costs and the inefficiencies it has created.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s also “Pet” where people enjoy their perfectly healthy pets.
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because women are cooler?
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Well if they can’t afford bread, let them eat jet fuel.”
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Marie Antoinette: Sparklepandalana's Sweet Indulgence
Alt: Marie Antoinette: Sparklepandalana's Sweet Indulgence
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you fuck us, do we not laugh?
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Until the people safely and uneventfully arrested at Fairford are conveniently discovered to be brown skinned, with “forrin” sounding names, with links to Palestine Action, and all the worst people slam the country’s steering wheel even harder to the right.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Eric saga.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In his defence, he is used to forcibly taking what he wants from unwilling participants and then threatening them. The whole “reciprocal transaction” thing is very new to him.
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Mr. Ron @mrrevron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is how stupid our moronic president sounds. What a total Idiot and disgrace.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To those of a Piscean persuasion, I’m running the European Fish Fry on the 26th. A day of finely crafted surfboards, food, drink, music and art. (It’s even looking like there might be decent surf!). It would be bloody spiffing to see you there. X
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In May of 1940 there was a mass panic in Britain - stirred up by the tabloid press - about 'fighting aged men' who had come to Britain as 'refugees' posing a threat to the women and children of this country - and essentially forming a 'fifth column' that could, at any moment rise up against everyone
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WW2 Soldiers in Croatia: Ivan Janjic Storefront
ALT: WW2 Soldiers in Croatia: Ivan Janjic Storefront
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Following the American model, whereby the only social safety net available to people will be through signing up for the armed forces.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Steve Reed on 25 March explaining that the £100k cap on donations "will therefore apply retrospectively, so it includes all donations from overseas electors received from today". Yes, but how are people who never bother going to Parliament supposed to know that?
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s almost like letting self serving, disaster capitalists make global policy decisions is a bad idea.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You don't solve a budget shortfall by auctioning off 45 million acres of national forest to the timber industry. It's not a management plan; it's a taxpayer-funded liquidation of public land. Demand your representative block this corporate giveaway: 👇 actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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Tell Congress: Stop Trump from destroying 45 million acres of our National forests
Contact Congress today!
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Do BBC news work for Reform?" via Harry Eccles
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You'd think the fact that the son of the President of the "party of family values" 2nd marriage is to the daughter of Epstein's banker and it was funded by a Rusisan oligarch involved in the mass kidnap of Ukrainian kids during a KGB agent's illegal war Would be bigger news..
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There are some vampire amoeba out there that are really regretting their life choices all those millennia ago. “Thumbs?! Damn! How was I supposed to know everyone else was gonna get thumbs!”.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know this is a bit dark, but in the absence of Trump facing proper justice and his apparent inability to die, I’m sort of okay with him having a long life as a disorientated, scared vegetable. Not in a position of power though, obviously.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*dons chainmail and napkin.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like “Level the playing fiend”.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I appreciate this level of thought. Like how many nipples would a centaur have? Or are they egg laying insects (six limbs) that just look a bit like two mammals smushed together?
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Trump is claiming that America has over a trillion dollars of taxpayer money spare to bribe the electorate, what’s stopping him from using that to improve people’s lives right now?* *we know what.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s good, innit.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Slag are obviously nowhere near as heavy as a lot of stuff, but they are prodigious talents with an energy and delivery that I just can’t get enough of. Pixies/florence and the machine/longpigs/these animal men, with a hypnotic front woman.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes! *keeps eye out for Slag/Piss double feature.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amongst some very strong competition, this is still my band of the year. This set is particularly good. youtu.be/tWfqpCYy4Q8
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Lunch With...Slag (Live from 5dB) [Full Session]
YouTube video by 5dB
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stealing tax payer money, to use as a bribe to tax payers, who are struggling because you stole their money, to get them to vote for you, then giving the money to your shareholder mates to distribute as they see fit? Sure sounds like a trump business plan to me.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pretty sure this trending topic should read “Far right extremists target lifesaving charity”. Let’s not legitimise weaponised ignorance and hatred as a valid point of view.
Screenshot of the Bluesky trending page, showing the number 1 as “RNLI faces backlash over migrant rescues”
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chaos with Ed Miliband. 👌🏽
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Warhammer Horus Heresy
Alt: A man makes happy eye contact with the viewer while enjoying a game of Warhammer Horus Heresy.
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
His weakness is yellow showers?
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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know it’s hardly the most pressing issue with fascists mobs roaming the streets, but I wear black trousers and a black hoody for work and I’d always said that when my hair started getting thin, I’d shave it off. Fucking Nazis are ruining my sartorial choices. Bastards.
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