Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My dog just jumped onto bed with her spiky ball in her mouth and pressed it to the back of my head while I scroll on here 000
Reposted by Balsam B'Grant HeatDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit lmao 982178516
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bring a vape pen to the job interview find out if your boss likes to party 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Putting Hasan Piker in a smaller suit every time I have to hear about him against my will 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What's that opposite of 'torture'? All I can come up with is 'delight' but 'cock and ball delight' sounds stupid 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Can't sleep watched too much Chinese short form video 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Saw my first AI slop restaurant poster. Looks like shit 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What is the point of this fucking AI if at this point I still can't set my phone's assistant to sound like Venom or Immortan Joe? This is low hanging fruit- pick it before it rots!! 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You're telling me that a nine made this eleven? 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just heard people cheering and thought maybe it happened 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh wow a folding iPhone that's so innovative for 2017 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Took me too long to realize that turning off automatically play next episode is a major improvement 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Out of the oven and into the fire" -guy that can't cook 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Make a movie scarier: One flew over the Dracula's nest 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I stand here today a proud first generation Latina and officer at CIA. Rewatching the woke CIA commercial because mija you're worth it 010
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026As a pediatric doctor I always tell new parents the best gift you can give your kid is a big bazooka they can use to kill their enemies 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yinz is the Northern y'all and it's about time we embrace it 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I gave my dog a french fry from In-N-Out and she spit it out. She only wants her pup patty 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Plot summary of every Cybermen episode of Dr Who 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A lush police officer getting in trouble for looking up his own license plate 350 times to remember where he's been blacking out 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Actually this tattoo means scout sniper, it's a military thing. Oh this one is just a random skull I saw on the wall of a tattoo shop. This one is an Asian symbol of peace but the dang tattoo artist drew it backwards. Yeah same guy as the skull. Oh this one is actually a portrait of Charlie Chaplin 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The president has never honked on bobo a day in his life 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026They should put Duke Nukem and Peggy Hill in Fortnight 010
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Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I had the option to be an extra on the Harry Potter show but I turned it down. I would have been in a scene where I mouth "oh shit!" after Harry gets whacked in the nuts by the golden ball in the flying game, but again I turned it down. 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Eventually my use of this site will be just complimenting people's baking on the BreadSky feed 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026New format iPhone is a powder you snort up your nose. You get four lines per month and there are no apps. You don't need apps anymore you have Apple Snort. By subscription only 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't really fuck with DLC. Just the base game, thanks 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Why did they never make My Villain Academia? Are they stupid? Do they not see the franchise potential? "Uhh actually in the sixteenth story ar-" Shutthe fuckup 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ozempic-inspired all you can eat Korean BBQ restaurant and charity where you do all of the cooking and the food is taken to the back to be packed into to go boxes for hungry people 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Dammit these allegations against Jared Leto are going to ruin the Tron franchise. And you can forget about a sequel to Morbius! 001
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Asked the librarian if they have picture books for adults with comments too many times so now they're binding printed out Instagram posts into a book just to have something to hit me with if I ask again 001
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 25/07/2026ℹ️ Consider holstering your weapon to avoid drawing attention to yourself 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026What are you saving daylight for? You can't take it with you 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You've been going to the bathroom a lot do you have cyclosporiasis? No, worse, I have freakin' Venom 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The poop parasite has made it to SF and let me tell 'ya I miss the days when the only parasite around here was freakin' Venom 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Does anyone want any toast?youtube.comDoes Anyone Want Any Toast? | Red Dwarf | BBCYouTube video by BBC Studios 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm a peasant meant to die in my 40s. I should be allowed to retire and collect social security now 010
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Everything bad happening in video games is my fault. I didn't buy or play Fallout 4 010
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Nooo babe I love that your IMAX is 70mm. That's the perfect size 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026When you fall in love with the computer that's called caching feelings 000
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026They killed Lindsey Graham to harvest enough demon energy to keep McConnell alive long enough for him to see Trump beat him to hell 120
