Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Whoops meant to send this one to customer service 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026My robot butler keeps getting stuck in the dryer. How do I fuck him? 100 1
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026They have to put concrete dividers on the highway because otherwise drivers going in opposite directions pull over to kiss 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Holy shit they're going to livestream Hasan Piker's execution. I didn't even know he was convicted 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Adult DVD's new self titled album makes me feel like I'm entering the dang Matrix. I like it. Listen to the first song Do As I Please and tell me you don't feel like you can take on an agent 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Have a good flight Tom Tomorrow. I'm heading to the airport in 25 hours myself 010 1
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It's not listed as a prohibited item but they get very mad at you if you try to bring a parachute on the airplane. It's like bringing a home cooked meal to a restaurant for them 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's true what they say, everything is bigger in the big apple 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The stink police called, they have a warrant out for you 020 2
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My dog just jumped onto bed with her spiky ball in her mouth and pressed it to the back of my head while I scroll on here 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/09/20262:12am... going back for more plastic bonsai 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why so flaccid? Let's put a smile on that face How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this penis disappear 071 7
Reposted by Balsam B'Grant HeatDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit lmao 982170516 2.2K
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bring a vape pen to the job interview find out if your boss likes to party 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thank you ExxonMobil #climatechampions now to look up what this company does 010 1
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Putting Hasan Piker in a smaller suit every time I have to hear about him against my will 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think most people pay with card. Assuming you have a card that has 2% cash back on gas the price difference disappears at $5 and goes in your favor after 010 1
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's not a sports website it's a sports gambling website. What do female gamblers think about it? 020 2
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What's that opposite of 'torture'? All I can come up with is 'delight' but 'cock and ball delight' sounds stupid 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Can't sleep watched too much Chinese short form video 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Saw my first AI slop restaurant poster. Looks like shit 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You're telling me that a nine made this eleven? 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just heard people cheering and thought maybe it happened 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Took me too long to realize that turning off automatically play next episode is a major improvement 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Imagine the monolith is sidewaysstatic.klipy.com2001: A Space Odyssey Monolith and ApesAlt: 2001: A Space Odyssey Monolith and Apes 040 4
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Out of the oven and into the fire" -guy that can't cook 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Make a movie scarier: One flew over the Dracula's nest 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I stand here today a proud first generation Latina and officer at CIA. Rewatching the woke CIA commercial because mija you're worth it 010 1
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@quorators.bsky.social he's getting another chance www.instagram.com/reel/DQz3DUn...instagram.comQuorators on Instagram260 likes, 8 comments - quorators on November 8, 2025 041 4
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026As a pediatric doctor I always tell new parents the best gift you can give your kid is a big bazooka they can use to kill their enemies 000 0
Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yinz is the Northern y'all and it's about time we embrace it 000 0
