Reposted by balbhope @lainlain.bsky.social · 08/05/2025the swell of her breasts was like a cool and epic sports car, and the protrusion of her ass, similarly, was like another cool and tricked-out sports car, just a different make and model 314428
balb @balb.bsky.social · 01/06/2025There's an exploit where you can range your herd in the Northeast zone for free because the gates are unlocked. But try not to do it often or they come at you with a mid tier corporate law firm 070
Reposted by balbbalb @balb.bsky.social · 06/08/2024scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle 515124
balb @balb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025SWINE KING (Gameboy Advance) You are the smallest swineherd in your village. Manage resources like pigfeed and herd-ranging, while mastering a large skill tree, from abattoir arson to lobbying for livestock duty exemptions. Do you have what it takes to run a swine empire? 1828
Reposted by balbSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 23/05/2025To the Discover tab with Mr Hater, where, accosted by a great many Repliers, I did lay about me with a great Stick til I bruised them greatly, which brought me some pleasure. Thence to Quiet Posters, where my wife awaited me, most displeased. 120969
balb @balb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025An important corrective to people thinking nephews can only weigh you down 0110
balb @balb.bsky.social · 28/05/2025My phylum and class were first recorded by Soviet cryptozoologists in 1964 3646
balb @balb.bsky.social · 28/05/2025We're all at the anti natalist camp for different reasons. Some believe birth is the ultimate form of immiseration, while others are holding out for a literary return to niblings 0111
balb @balb.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Remarkable that nephew literature once existed, that works like Rameau's Nephew and Wittgenstein's Nephew celebrated being an eccentric half-forgotten appendix to some intellectual personage. All over now of course. Due to the nuclear family 3476
Reposted by balbAlfred, Lord Tennyson @hastifliche.bsky.social · 28/05/2025At every trade school there's a compulsory course dedicated to the defilement of the domestic flora which the client has cultivated. The average roofer or builder will aim in the course of his career to behead thousands of nasturtiums, to leave no begonia unmolested 1505
Reposted by balbFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The point in posting on a dying website is to reconcile yourself in miniature to your own death. For this we thank Bluesky. 1171
balb @balb.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Hope you hold up ok and recruiters across the marine and littoral jump on this opportunity 070
Reposted by balbɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 27/07/2023dude you dont have to get all dolled up just to come over and grill 1183
Reposted by balbfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 12/05/2025For an elegant proof of this result, see Mostowski 44. Take care to avoid the emerald boar guarding the corollary. 1233
Reposted by balbSatchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Let's go for a walk at the 1121
Reposted by balbhope @lainlain.bsky.social · 08/05/2025perfectly circumnavigating my beige apartment 0221
Reposted by balbMagic Rug @magicrug.bsky.social · 10/12/2024People who say "Take a step back and look at the bigger picture" have never actually tried taking a step back. The picture gets smaller 012121
balb @balb.bsky.social · 06/05/2025You're hearing more and more that the bed is a place of repose it'd be foolish to leave 030
Reposted by balbmaundering yokel @nomic.bsky.social · 29/04/2024the feeling of a headache subsiding is better than every drug. but I can't feel that at will so drugs are still very useful to me 0232
Reposted by balbAaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025cigarette advertisement campaigns that would work on me: 1. prehistoric smoking at edge of cave while rain and lightning falls outside 2. purple martins smoking inside their gourd houses 3. ancient mayan pyramid builder smoking on work break 4. starbuck (moby dick) sponsorship 2405
balb @balb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I hate writers today, always submerging their authority in the textual field. Try having a cult of genius that looms over the text instead? 0261
balb @balb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Even modern light fixtures will cast a quasi halo on the quasi friars amongst us 010
balb @balb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Wow! We asked an LLM to produce the perfect synthesis of the humanities and social sciences. It generated a single sentence: "A recession has struck the libidinal economy." 1293
balb @balb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Favourite kind of demography is the one that's like "the Millennial has a somber guffaw. Better, perhaps, than the Zoomer's anguished scream but certainly worse than the Boomer's self-satisfied laugh, their larynx thrashing about like a merchant ship being dashed against Cypriot rocks" 1342
Reposted by balbSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 28/04/2025ah, come in. no you're not interrupting anything. I'm merely setting up for a game of Pervert's Chess. Do you play? 1846
Reposted by balbGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Every night the same beautiful dream. I am a French inventor, living and working assiduously during La Belle Époch, and my creation is finally complete. The “Aero-Vélo”, the world’s first flying bicycle. I am doing the final adjustments before gravity weds me, irreversibly, to the ground far below. 09717
balb @balb.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"US administration announces new executive measure - being hit by a truncheon every day." 700 accounts on here: Fucking the truncheon man for truncheon Bro on that truncheon type beat Truncheon got me achieving new bipedal land speeds 1565
Reposted by balbBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I need a little egg shaped man in a three piece suit to follow me around and hype me up 1435
balb @balb.bsky.social · 21/04/2025🖐️🤓: False! Old Sam doesn't age. Old Sam emerged from a crag fully formed and will endure far beyond us. 1151
balb @balb.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I formed 17 sense-impressions today, earning me my first "Father's Cultivated Little Lad". 0344
balb @balb.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Skill issue, I'm sorry to say. Real regret heads like me can reflect on this at any time 021
balb @balb.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I have a wonkish attachment to data, which is obviously reactionary and I'll try to stop evaluating things from now on 0250
balb @balb.bsky.social · 21/04/2025That's alright by me. But I don't agree with driving gloves surgically grafted on regular drivers' hands to make them elite chauffeurs 110
Reposted by balbGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Grab a tea towel, right now, coil it up until it’s as dense as your muscles can bear. Bite down on it - never let go - imagine you’re a pit bull terrier if you need to. Repeat this exercise until your bite force allows you to bite through an inch thick dowel. Hardwood, no pine. 1536
balb @balb.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I would simply not brook much of that stuff. Again, sorry to be political 140
balb @balb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025That's it, I've had enough. Reducing you from a bright moon over the clear Huai river to a spent silkworm in my Chinese symbolism infused poetry 0465
