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@fluddle.bsky.social
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straight through the clear water to the origins of variety

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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ab...
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File:Abrissbirne-augsburg.webm - Wikipedia
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i finally had a good idea and it took me all of five minutes sitting on the toilet looking at images on my phone
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago I had a roommate that liked to cook by telling chat gpt some ingredients he had and following the instructions it gave him. He was an all around horrible cook cause he never thought about what he was doing or what the point of it was. The AI meals were always gross
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aid me in my interactions with my watery environment
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more or less
orange juice 
buckwheat with pear and cottage cheese
flatbread with spiced mashed carrot inside 
black bean stew 
tomato and egg
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a lot of kids i teach at work have a very wistful attitude when it comes to six seven. it seems like a mix of sentimental enjoyment and maybe mild embarrassment at thinking it was so funny about a year ago
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ill be on him like water on a ducks front
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tomorrow morning i want to eat buckwheat groats with diced pear, and white bread, and eggs with tomato and onion, and black bean soup with bulgur and spinach
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ocean themed protein product
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a mug dale @amygdale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a saury hand
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
beautiful dinner I made amanda
coarse bulgur with pitted prunes and pepitas;  stir fried vegetables with sichuan peppercorn;  broiled pike mackerel with aji amarillo marinade
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"FAAAAACK," I scream as I beautifully ride my bike through the streets of Koreatown, Los Angeles, "I
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 25/09/2026
the guy with the dragon tattoo
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this gull was like the size of a basketball. beast of the tides
white gull with a black beak and brown speckles on wings and tail feathers, wading on pebbles in shallow water
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i hope i can become a teacher soon and do my job well
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
furniture council
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
frenching ❌ one person pretends to be a bike tire presta valve and the other person a pump ✅
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The System known as Charlie Kirk @ptolemacian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Charlie Kirk's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave Charlie Kirk's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave Charlie Kirk's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave But his flame is carried on!
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reading the timeline
A chart classifying types of communication, using little humpback whales for demonstration: classic view, advertisement and tonic communication, deception, and environment.
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
overhearing this extremely arrogant father at the art museum castigating his wife and eight kids loudly for not knowing a religious symbol in a painting. prattling on and on to them about what they should look at. its making me so angry
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
goated endnote: "the meaning is clear, but no such usage is recorded in OED"
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
im in sacramento and i saw a stylish hijabi with a keffiyeh driving pink golf cart with lots of chrome trim
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This old guy in a suit walked into this coffee shop and said to the barista "can i just get whatever your largest coffee is":
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
customer review picture from local 7/11
Amun-Ra Yahweh's uploaded a picture from outside of 7/11, security guard with baseball bat guarding the entrance
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think I may have mysteriously broken my toe ?
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i hate that noise that comes from trying to blow bubble from chewing gum and it slips out of your teeth. that disgusting gasping sound
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i loved the brutal sensuality of the woodchipper. i hated the leafblower.. but i understand how it deceives so many
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The pleasures of all the kingdoms of the world
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to find away to increase my attractiveness to mosquitoes. It isn't fair that every time we go out my girlfriend gets swarmed and I get off without one bite
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My new style guide instructs the writer to leave "anglophone" lowercase but capitalize "Francophone". I expect official adoption by all major Canadian institutions by the end of the decade.
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
amanda says the deli fresh oscar mayer lunch meat packaging has changed to become more right wing. do you agree?
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
old people cant work anymore cause they get too many phone calls. they have to retire cause they need to spend so much time answering them.
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wrecked my body with feastables
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A lot of guys on electric scooters will put on a really overwrought expression of indignation
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Wikipedia Picture of the Day @wiki-potd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Natrix maura, commonly known as the viperine snake or the viperine water snake, is a semiaquatic natricine snake in the family Colubridae.
Natrix maura, commonly known as the viperine snake or the viperine water snake, is a semiaquatic natricine snake in the family Colubridae.
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i had a dream featuring this guy like six or seven years ago en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwa...
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Underwater panther - Wikipedia
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
phonotactics win phonobattles... phonostrategy wins the phonowar
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i became so engrossed in my banana (profoundly floral and really really tasty) that i forgot to offer amanda a bite of it
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gina @ootheca.net · 27/08/2026
footage test
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every other small business owner has some kind of waco/walter white style origin story which they will tell you about if you talk to them for long enough
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
imagining a new drink. "yuenyeung manchurian"
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if you haue 0.75 beers you don't need to look up any of the words in the Faerie Queene they all iust start making sense
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
cats love to crap in that little box until somewhere else occurs to them
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we can't solve this one we got stuck on it
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Flint Crow @flintcrow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes, still beautiful 😉
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Flint Crow @flintcrow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Great sky.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dream job is eating a big roll and then having a kip in the work van for 4 hours
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
other funny work anecdote today is that i taugnt the cool kid who loves to talk at me incessantly about quasars and science factoids that he has to first get my attention by saying my name when he comes up to me to do this
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i have an extremely extroverted and goofball kid at work today who gets annoyed and apprehensive about doing work but she doesnt have the vocabulary to express this so when i/her mom ask why she isn't working shes says shes scared cause she doesnt know the other kids in class
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