Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ab...en.wikipedia.orgFile:Abrissbirne-augsburg.webm - Wikipedia 132
Reposted by AaronEmil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i finally had a good idea and it took me all of five minutes sitting on the toilet looking at images on my phone 021
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Years ago I had a roommate that liked to cook by telling chat gpt some ingredients he had and following the instructions it gave him. He was an all around horrible cook cause he never thought about what he was doing or what the point of it was. The AI meals were always gross 140
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a lot of kids i teach at work have a very wistful attitude when it comes to six seven. it seems like a mix of sentimental enjoyment and maybe mild embarrassment at thinking it was so funny about a year ago 0120
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tomorrow morning i want to eat buckwheat groats with diced pear, and white bread, and eggs with tomato and onion, and black bean soup with bulgur and spinach 060
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"FAAAAACK," I scream as I beautifully ride my bike through the streets of Koreatown, Los Angeles, "I 070
Reposted by AaronChert @chert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this gull was like the size of a basketball. beast of the tides 57910
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026frenching ❌ one person pretends to be a bike tire presta valve and the other person a pump ✅ 060
Reposted by AaronThe System known as Charlie Kirk @ptolemacian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Charlie Kirk's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave Charlie Kirk's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave Charlie Kirk's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave But his flame is carried on! 041
Reposted by AaronAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reading the timeline 816536
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026overhearing this extremely arrogant father at the art museum castigating his wife and eight kids loudly for not knowing a religious symbol in a painting. prattling on and on to them about what they should look at. its making me so angry 2150
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026goated endnote: "the meaning is clear, but no such usage is recorded in OED" 070
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026im in sacramento and i saw a stylish hijabi with a keffiyeh driving pink golf cart with lots of chrome trim 030
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This old guy in a suit walked into this coffee shop and said to the barista "can i just get whatever your largest coffee is": 2110
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i hate that noise that comes from trying to blow bubble from chewing gum and it slips out of your teeth. that disgusting gasping sound 071
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i loved the brutal sensuality of the woodchipper. i hated the leafblower.. but i understand how it deceives so many 060
Reposted by AaronAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The pleasures of all the kingdoms of the world 1182
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I need to find away to increase my attractiveness to mosquitoes. It isn't fair that every time we go out my girlfriend gets swarmed and I get off without one bite 140
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My new style guide instructs the writer to leave "anglophone" lowercase but capitalize "Francophone". I expect official adoption by all major Canadian institutions by the end of the decade. 080
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026amanda says the deli fresh oscar mayer lunch meat packaging has changed to become more right wing. do you agree? 271
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026old people cant work anymore cause they get too many phone calls. they have to retire cause they need to spend so much time answering them. 050
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A lot of guys on electric scooters will put on a really overwrought expression of indignation 070
Reposted by AaronWikipedia Picture of the Day @wiki-potd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Natrix maura, commonly known as the viperine snake or the viperine water snake, is a semiaquatic natricine snake in the family Colubridae. 1417
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i had a dream featuring this guy like six or seven years ago en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwa...en.wikipedia.orgUnderwater panther - Wikipedia 0100
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026phonotactics win phonobattles... phonostrategy wins the phonowar 041
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i became so engrossed in my banana (profoundly floral and really really tasty) that i forgot to offer amanda a bite of it 2100
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026every other small business owner has some kind of waco/walter white style origin story which they will tell you about if you talk to them for long enough 070
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026if you haue 0.75 beers you don't need to look up any of the words in the Faerie Queene they all iust start making sense 1200
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026cats love to crap in that little box until somewhere else occurs to them 030
Reposted by AaronGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Dream job is eating a big roll and then having a kip in the work van for 4 hours 0364
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026other funny work anecdote today is that i taugnt the cool kid who loves to talk at me incessantly about quasars and science factoids that he has to first get my attention by saying my name when he comes up to me to do this 020
Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i have an extremely extroverted and goofball kid at work today who gets annoyed and apprehensive about doing work but she doesnt have the vocabulary to express this so when i/her mom ask why she isn't working shes says shes scared cause she doesnt know the other kids in class 130