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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

obvious to me Ebenezer is just an SEO play.. soon it'll be the first thing that comes up when you search Johnny Depp Nasty Old Piece of Shit

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

most helpful fromsoft dialog

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you can always tell when a game was made by english people

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

your game servers have been officially Shut Down, Bitch

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Job in bio. BLOCKED

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i only ever see people talk about the thyme garfield'ousheh from garfield eats. they're not telling you the full story.

garfield'ousheh thyme
picture of a man'ousheh with thyme, it looks like tv static or an ant nest and it's vaguely in the shape of garfield's head
garfield is grinning below and it says "feeling hungry"?

the same but its cheese instead and basically it looks like a cheese pizza

the same again but cheese/thyme, its half and half. good if you cant decide

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

true, im a hoyoverse junkie so take this with a grain of salt. but i've learnt more about the catholic faith from those gacha gals than i did from 29 years of going to church.

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey I'm all for a bit of snark just not at the expense of proper reddiquette.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Mousmine @mouses.house · 23/09/2026

Q: How can you see into my eyes? A: Like open doors!

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aged pua @porchfan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it sucks when you see a car with a bunch of cute anime lady stickers on it and you think oh a cute anime lady drives this car but then you remember it's probably some big fat guy's car

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

bro still thinks vallarfax is mighty... 😑

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

he's literally chilling in his cell man you're the only person who cares...

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

you can play the game but first you must find a nearly invisible baby.

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

tastes great and now i feel amazing

the lemonhead candy mascot from twitter in 2014

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

so that's why yesterday felt just like any other day...

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

if rare never stopped making donkey kong country games. by now we'd have monkeys called like onerous kong and dolorous kong

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i found environmental clues that link ripper roo, tiny tiger and even dingodile back to neo cortex...

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sucks about the calamity. it doesnt sound that bad at first but make sure you listen all the way to the end

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ok....... youre just lucky im very trusting of bald people

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

tempting, but the zombie piglin is too scary for me. guess im going to have to give this set a miss.

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

maybe an obvious answer but on wikimedia all the photos are nicely categorised for things like architecture and nature

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

its really annoying how making a silly video about a game i like is such a massive ordeal for me. i enjoy making them at times, but it's been so frustrating making absolutely no progress in 3 months! ahhhh

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i write a bit of the script then by the time i record it, i hate what i wrote and have to rewrite it. then if i ever finish a recording, by the time im adding footage to the narration i hate it again and have to rerecord. or scrap everything and start a whole new video.

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

6 months ago i made some trivia videos about elden ring, and they did well so i kept making them. i've been trying to make the 4th one for like 3 months at this point and i have accomplished NOTHING because im so indecisive it makes it impossible to do anything!

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

posters get no thanks at all but if they all disappeared one day then society would crumble

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

this is the game they were talking about when they tweeted that the scret is out

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Funny bird @joyfulthought.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A Arino: *presses A* GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says! Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me. Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

the tallest bonobo-made structure in history, one bonobo standing on another one, stands at a towering height of 2 apes

a bonobo standing on all fours on the head and shoulders of another bonobo

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

were just smol beans who know how to keep it wholesome

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

thats why i don't believe a single world anyone says about him, i can just tell he's innocent

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

You're going into witness protection but you have to choose your new name from this list of possibly fictional backers of a dubiously funded kickstarter game