Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 7hI could watch police bodycam videos 24/7. 000 0
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21hlottery tickets are just expensive napkins 36923 69
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 16/10/2026When later reached for comment, Wienerschnitzel said, "Fuck this. Fuck all of this" 6376113 376
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[Eating a cabbage like an apple] I'm fine. 616372 163
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball. 1013332 133
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I never had a teacher believe in me like this. 295299726 5.3K
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 04/07/2026@pantspants.bsky.social Summertime. 010 1
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1042751769 2.8K
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Talked to @rosie.com tonight and it was weirdly sobering. Sometimes I forgot how close we are to losing our democracy 522108257 2.1K
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Huw Janus @huwjanus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026@neptune45.bsky.social FYI: How to deal with a star . . . 2125 12
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Helen Jeannine 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @helen-jeannine.bsky.social · 08/06/2026 543142194982 14.2K
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 10/03/202634% of eligible voters didn't even bother waddling into a voting booth, not even with their very republic on the line. Audie Murphy's at 7k rpm in his grave. Diaper Don called them "losers & suckers" on multiple verified occasions. FACT. Those who seek to be ruled, so shall they be ruled. 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 09/03/2026~170 schoolgirls deleted by USA ordinance. USA: "oops! Will gas cost more now?" Elon shock-starved 100's of thousands to death, then humiliated & ruined the careers of countless Americans while he chainsaw danced. People keep buying Teslas & using Twitter/X. I'm gonna go BBQ a fuckin bald eagle. 010 1
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9424682214397 46.8K
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 22/12/2025NTSB/TSB, it's time for new rules. Every child in every grade school on our continent should be taught & tested on how to fasten an airplane seatbelt, where the emerg exits are, and how to apply an O2 mask. Then we can stop the incessant squawking before every single stupid flight.media.tenor.coman illustration of a smiley face with tape over its mouth and the word mute in redALT: an illustration of a smiley face with tape over its mouth and the word mute in red 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Air Canada, the seatbelt spiel, both Eng/Fr, we're halfway to the destination by the time they STFU. No earbuds when the announcement light is on. They now play ads on the seatbacks before you can put headphones on. More ads each time. Same ad 2x - I'll never buy Nissan again in my entire life. 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Always whining, I know, BUT - gas stations that throw ads at me while I'm dumping whatever money I have left into my car - I try to avoid them as best I can, but I always press the intercom & ask them to stop the ad. Worked once. Only way around this is to boycott the products being advertised. 100 1
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 21/12/2025We know by the efforts to obfuscate, delay & redact that he rode kids. How old were these girls, though? Were they all girls? 12? Older? The people who knew but continued to support him in covering it up - Bondi, Patel, Bongino, Johnson, etc & STILL supported him. Choke on the shame. 000 0
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025 26846183928 4.6K
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 21/12/2025After all Elon did to starving people, the humiliation & career sabotage of tens of thousands of Americans, then gyrating in total glee w/ a fake chainsaw - in the nation that made him most of his fortune. Our so-called liberal influencers & sanctimonious celebs, still on Twitter, making Elon $. 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 31/10/2025What's making MTG "ghosts of xmas future" so hard lately? 100 1
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I underestimated the moral cowardice of MOST leaders & talents I believed had character. Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw. 99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $. chatgpt.com/share/69048c... 000 0
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Swalwell: “There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions” 19447101085 4.7K
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Time for Jimmy Kimmel to go to satellite like Howard Stern had to. The FCC can officially fuck off. Brendan Carr can fuck off. Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing. 100 1
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2025Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases bit.lyDesperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other CasesWASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ... 101123202372 12.3K
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Lois, was Kal circumcized on Krypton before being zapped to Earth? Perhaps his skin was vulnerable pre-adolescence? I'm more concerned about his nocturnal flatus - you said it's getting worse? Car alarms is one thing, but Lois, you could lose your legs! You've every right to complain. Text me 2nite. 110 1
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Just saw the raw footage of the Kirk shooting. I hope his kids never have to see it. 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I assume there's no polite way to complain about a colleague's vocal fry (your voice sounds like a farting toad riding a distant lawn mower), so I'm gonna send a mailer to every home, p/o box and business in the province accusing all citizens equally. 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 10/08/2025YOU TURNED BY BEAUTIFUL PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE! 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2025After all the propaganda, lies, dishonest algorithms in Twitter/X, why don't people delete their Twitter accounts? How much damage does Elon have to do to your country, that it pierces the veil of narcissism? Easy for me to say, I don't have millions of followers. "Not buying Tesla" isn't sacrifice. 111 1
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 @militarynewsua.bsky.social · 22/07/2025❗️Tests of 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones, on fiber optic. At the tests organized by the BRAVE1 cluster, new "wing" drones on fiber optic cable were shown, this UAV is claimed to be able to cover a distance of 50 km. 114119 141
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Shoeless Jym ⚓🎮👊🇺🇲🔥 @shoelessjym.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Think this team rename might be more fitting for what's actually in Washington 0102 10
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 22/07/2025What celebs/notable accounts are on BlueSky now and NOT on Twitter? Why is it so easy to leverage narcissism? The things that Elon did, the way he skewed the algorithms on Twitter to his leanings, and who deleted their Twitter accounts? When it comes to personal sacrifice, people always cave. 000 0
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Fuck trumps regime @heisonthelist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Literally shit for brains 🧠…. 513036 130
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 03/11/2024The Proclaimers sing of walking 500 miles and then 500 more to be the man that winds up at your door. It’s important to note that they are Scottish. Scotland at its widest point is 275 miles. We can therefore conclude they are either 1) liars or 2) idiots that walk into the ocean 158410 84
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)Instagram: TheReverseCommute @jacklarson.bsky.social · 30/04/2025 071 7
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Looks like the gov't goons are getting bored with rousting sleeping women & children during their pre-dawn "Überfalls". If they'd rather be going Kristallnacht on...what does the Constitution they swore to say, oh right here it is - a "well-regulated militia", they're doing everything right! 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 22/04/2025If I imply that "Frau Lampshade" (Marjorie Taylor Greene) is angry with the very air she breathes, because of her appearance - does that violate BlueSky policies? If so, I won't do it. How could a bumpkin scrub like her be worth $50m thanks to insider trading & *still* be unhappy? 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Masked ICE officials trying to secret away a busload of shackled people, some citizens waving documents, to a secret airfield & plane bound for hell, if not for a news van in pursuit. Wasn't this the underlying principle behind the 1st *and* 2nd Amendments? Can we even recognize a 'domestic enemy'? 010 1
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Three good things I can say about Russia: They had a fantastic early space exploration program. Their citizens tend to be well educated. The CCCP had the best f'king national anthem ever. Proud of Canada, truly - but our anthem HAS to change. It is as rousing as a dog yawning. 000 0
Baconator DJames (1970-2025) @baconatorjames.bsky.social · 05/04/2025In the future, I suspect history books will look back on this era soberly & pragmatically & see it was Rupert Murdoch, and not the diapered, golfing sow of a president, who caused the most collective harm to the USA. His propaganda leveraged profound gullibility to a near-endgame result. 110 1
Reposted by Baconator DJames (1970-2025)👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I agree with Maxine..... 3442976830 3K
