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Allen

@backgroundbaby.bsky.social
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Stumble-upon? Veracity of claims are erratic (fact checking department understaffed at the moment). There will be Typos (proofing department on strike). Jokes will be mediocre (writing team on edibles). Meanjin/Brisbane, Australia

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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
look for the cameos by Holland and Zendaya
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.workplacestrategiesformentalhealth.com/resources/em... Get your free EQ results without having to hand over your email address or other personal details. Website also provides resources for improving you EQ.
workplacestrategiesformentalhealth.com
Emotional intelligence self-assessment
This free tool can help you improve your self-awareness, social awareness, self-management and relationship management.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/09/2026
they're giving me a purple check for being a verified fucken sicko
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
picture of Warren Buffett with the quote "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over" - Warren Buffett
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Meanwhile on the video-centric platforms: Jimothy is frolicking with Eastern Rosellas in Bangladesh
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Travle: A daily game, get between countries in as few guesses as possible! travle.earth/archive/coun...
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Travle: A daily game, get between countries in as few guesses as possible!
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I am pretty old... So I'm okay with this. amiunc.com
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My therapist said I was cured . . . then we laughed and laughed . . . then she doubled my meds.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm re-watching Years and Years, a near-future dystopian political family drama. But it was released in 2019, when we were all staggeringly naive.
theguardian.com
Years and Years is riveting dystopian TV – and the worst show to watch right now
I decided to watch the 2019 drama while on lockdown during this global pandemic. Don’t make my mistake
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The craziest thing about people who like cruise ship holidays is that they'll always tell you they love cruises, and when they're going on their next cruise. Have they no shame?
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What I'm wearing to the Met Gala
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instinct only Shameless (US) Scandal Fleabag Parks and Rec M*A*S*H Big Love Outnumbered Flack Unreal Unforgotten Downton Abbey Better Call Saul House Dexter Brooklyn nine nine
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you spent the Morrison years furious at his secrecy, at his obedience to the corporate death cult, and at his fawning to American ruling class power, but you're not bothered by the identical caricteristics in Albanese, you're not into politics, you're into team sports
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Garden nursery.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
May we all have the wisdom of catbus when presented with aggravating randos.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
what silly luxury would you spring for if you had bourgeois money? I'd get someone to wash and change my towels and sheets everyday. Permanent fresh sheets and crunchy-fresh towels 🤸 🛏️🛁
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
!!!! WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES !!!
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What would be your regular orders if you had a star truck replicator? Mine would be: coffee, iced, containing icecream, vanilla, one scoop croissant, warm, and jam, mulberry vegetable soup, hot, and toast, well buttered white peach, ripe, sliced
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I really wish chocolate was affordable. I could really do with two rows of a block of chocolate (or three rows, depending on how bad the shrink-flation has hit) I would accept these prices if I thought they were being passed on to cocoa farmers. Be we know that's not happening.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is how I access Bluesky
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Today I have: Slept in Cleaned kitchen Messaged friends Reviewed blood test results Made doctors appointment Made to-do list Wikipedia deep dive Messaged family Fed pets Showered Watched TV (I have been doing stuff all day, I haven't even wasted time doom-scrolling, how is my list so short?)
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“Some issues have really clear policy answers, but if you try to implement them you just end up Gough Whitlam’d” ~ Kid
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Bonus - two more internet things that make me happy. 1. Technology Connections Deep dives into technology you've probably never thought about. Some of my favourites are dishwashers, air-conditioning, and awnings
youtu.be
Awnings: a simple cooling tech we apparently forgot about
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Share three links to thing that make you happy 1. Food I can't read (loveable rapscalllion tries mystery items from international supermarkets) youtube.com/shorts/uIbmz...
youtube.com
I accidentally ate a Blood Bar!
YouTube video by Food I Can't Read
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If I had a nickel for every bad decision I’ve ever made, I’d invest it poorly
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
1. Bad Kids - Black Lips (2007) 2. I Love Work - Butterfingers (2004) 3. On the Rob - Cheap Dirty Horse (2024) 4. Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 - Pink Floyd (1979) 5. Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums - A Perfect Circle (2004)
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Elizabeth Moss' Shining Girls and The Invisible Man are great depictions of what it's like to experience serious mental illness. If you want see what disassociation and hallucinations feel like, check these out. (But of course it's Hollywood, so her hallucinations turn out to be real)
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
To my non-Australian friends, if you have an interest in our country, and want a fun way to learn more. I would like to recommend three movies (all Comedies): The Castle Muriel's Wedding Priscilla Queen of the Desert, the adventures of
The cover of a movie poster for The Castle. a middle-aged man stand in a robe with a house and family behind him. Planes fly overhead. A tag line reads, voted Australia's favourite filmMovie poster for Muriel's Wedding. Shows woman in a wedding dress with a huge smile being showered with brightly coloured confetti. Movie poster for The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Shows the backs of three Drag Queens in elaborate feather headdresses and costumes facing towards a desert landscape.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
unlike the summer storm, I always guarantee 2 inches
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
far more people die each year by slipping on jacarandas than on banana peels but you never hear about it because it doesn't fit the narrative big jacaranda suppresses media coverage
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again. Requiem for a Dream (mildly traumatising)
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Disappointed. I think the decay of civilisation should inspire better memes.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Horrified at the amount of people eating green bananas. www.ripefordebate.com
ripefordebate.com
Ripe for Debate
Bunches of people have found their perfect banana, will you be next?!
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Want a five minute short story? genius.com/Andy-weir-th...
genius.com
Andy Weir – The Egg
This short story gives you another reason to obey the golden rule, because in the end how you treat others is ultimately a reflection of how you treat yourself.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
History repeats.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I would have thought the collapse of US democracy would result in better memes.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
257. The Commission recommends that all Member States:
(a) Employ all means reasonably available to them to prevent the commission of genocide in the Gaza Strip;
(b) Cease the transfer of arms and other equipment or items, including jet fuel, to the State of Israel or third States where there is reason to suspect their use in military operations that have involved or could involve the commission of genocide;
(c) Ensure individuals and corporations in their territories and within their jurisdiction are not involved in the commission of genocide, aiding and assisting the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide and investigate and prosecute those who may be implicated in these crimes under international law;
(d) Facilitate the investigations and domestic proceedings and take action (including imposing sanctions) against the State of Israel and against individuals or corporations that are involved in or facilitating the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide;
(e) Cooperate with the investigation of the Office of the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court.
258. The Commission recommends that the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court:
(a) Examine, within its continuing investigation in the Situation in the State of Palestine, the crime of genocide for amendment to existing arrest warrants and addition to future application for arrest warrants;
(b) Examine the involvement of officials mentioned in this report for inclusion as those most responsible for international crimes committed in the occupied Palestinian territory.
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If you like worldle or connections, try these other daily games.... Guess the movie: gaps.wtf Guess the country: worldle.teuteuf.fr Find the answer: 7littlewords.com/7lw Guess the person/thing is: www.britannica.com/games/revealed
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If you want to find webcomics that you used to love, but haven't thought about in years, here is a good place to start looking... tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
tvtropes.org
Webcomics Long-Runners - TV Tropes
Webcomics as a medium are fairly new. The first known webcomic began in 1985 ("Witches and Stitches"), but the medium didn't really take off until 1993, making it one of the oldest types of New Media,...
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Cyanide and happiness is also still going? These webcomic people are committed! explosm.net/comics/baby-...
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Cyanide & Happiness (Explosm.net)
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
A decade later, xkcd is still going strong. xkcd.com/3133/
xkcd.com
Dual Roomba
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 03/09/2025
you can't scare me. I was a fat kid in high school
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Allen @backgroundbaby.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I am very much enjoying bluesky right now, nothing better to bring the community together than Schroedinger's President.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
getting my microplastics removed
medieval tapestry painting featuring bloodletting. 2 people. 1 removing blood from the other
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Jaycubedla @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Get in loser, I've got the hose hooked up to the tailpipe already
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/07/2025
Okay I referenced this the other day, but I thought a thread might be helpful for people unfamiliar with the theory, so here it is: the Drunk Uncle theory of arguing with people on the internet
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
We should be allowed to throw tomatoes at people who refuse to go to therapy but love using therapy speak
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Chris Rudge has a peer reviewed article out which reveals an estimated 15,000 social security recipients were wrongfully convicted of criminal offences between 1991 and 2011 in a scandal he is calling ‘the omissions affair’. This was the precursor to Robodebt welfare.substack.com/p/the-unexam...
welfare.substack.com
The unexamined precursor to Robodebt
How a long-forgotten episode involving the wrongful conviction of 15,000 Australians for unproven welfare offences prompted the creation of the Robodebt scheme
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