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Baby Gandolfini

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Proud Graduate of Gudger College with 2.2 GPA.

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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 1h
“See here’s the thing about laws, they only exist if they are enforced so we’re going to go ahead and ignore those pardons and charge you and everyone else with all the crimes anyway” I mean, if the next president does an executive order to quash those pardons it has to be legal
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 8h
I like how his gravied brain got him confused with the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana 29 years ago but now he has to retcon that with some fake explanation and the press has to just pretend like this is normal racism and not Alzheimer's racism.
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 12h
Mike Rogers: In conclusion Michigan is a land of contrasts
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 21h
This pause screen looks like a real debate between two serious candidates. You’d never know the one handsome guy is actually running against someone that looks like robocop is going to arrest him in the middle of a rape
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This Kelly Clarkson/bird issue is a good reminder that not one single fucking halfway worth a shit thing ever came out of American Idol existing aside from Clay Aiken's performance in the Calico Cut Pants sketch
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
NFL is trying to trick Aaron Rodgers into retirement by getting him to join a far-right euro-fash movement.
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes republican assholes vote in Republican primaries This is not news Nor is the fact that she continues to be a gigantic gaping asshole
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One metal magazine of the 90s actually coined the phrase "Hetfield Effect" to describe the tendency of rockers to switch from "anti-war / anti-establishment" to "patriotic / conservative" pretty much the second they passed draft age
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We need to report more figures in daily life as percentages of net worth rather than raw numbers. We should also levy fines the same way. A $250 speeding ticket may be fully 2.5% of a poor person's net worth. It would also be equivalent to fining Elon Musk $2.5 billion.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 14/10/2026
This 7-term congressman - chairman of the House Freedom Caucus! - thinks he can tell a reporter at a press conference it’s illegal to record him. They’re all really mean, but so many of them are also so incredibly stupid.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Probably a bad thing that the right can come up with a totally nonsense conspiracy theory about James Talarico and journalists have to spend valuable time 3 weeks before the election debunking it instead of covering Paxton actually going to Dubai with his mistress on a trip paid for by a criminal
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Trump Administration is trying to distract from how much they talk about teenage boys balls by bringing up ass as much as possible
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guy wearing eyeliner thinks it's a funny insult to imply someone is gay.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We’re starting to suspect Katie didn’t get the job for her years of training and deep well of expertise 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Really rich guy who looks like this desperately wants to watch people die for his own entertainment I’m pretty sure that’s an obvious sign
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“I’m surrounded by women I fucking hate. They’re vile, idiotic cows who I despise with every fiber of my being. And I have to say, it’s really depressing that they don’t want to date a nice guy like me.”
Screenshot of part of a Twitter post -I am surrounded by 20-35 year old women in my life that are dumb, incapable, useless, and fat. Everybody is fucking them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't get it....Selection from twitter post reading - 2. They get 100s of matches per week on dating apps, they literally don't see me as a human.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I can’t swallow that” “Good news! It’s a suppository!”
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How else is she supposed to find more weird pasty angry racist dorks to fuck?
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bet he retires to spend more time protecting his lucky charms
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Naked Guns of Navarone
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s about time the Democrats started calling Republicans what they are: Nazis. 
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The territory of being weirdly greasy all the time and bad at your job?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SIROTA: “Did Gaza cost Kamala the White House?” GOV. WALZ: "We did the most terrible thing you can do in politics — We tried to walk the middle… the idea that criticizing 🇮🇱 is antisemitic is untrue… Palestinian protestors had a point…” (H/T @levernews.com )
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am BEGGING for there to be JUST ONE NFL QB who isn’t a total dipshit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Here's a nearly 10-minute supercut of Troy Jackson taking it to Susan Collins during their debate tonight, including Jackson telling her "you can't eat road salt" and "Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh the racist guy was at a Trump rally? No fucking way.
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The guy beat his pregnant girlfriend and broke his kids arm and got away with all of it He’s an irredeemable piece of shit and he will no doubt end up back in Kansas City who have become one of the grossest organization in sports for constantly harboring criminals
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing that’s awesome about capitalism is that when something blows up we’re still conditioned to inquire if it is still able to produce goods
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Captcha that trips up Mike Rogers every time
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like this line of thinking. Tyler Robinson should argue that Charlie Kirk committed suicide by making himself so killable
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like when an NFL player has a baby and names it after himself and then goes out and adds “Sr” to their jersey like oh good thing you did that so I don’t confuse you with your baby when you’re on the football field playing professional tackle football against grown men.
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t want to go to lunch at the CSAM and Crime Emporium though
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m calling on Democratic lawmakers to pass a law that Rahm Emanuel has to eat a big plate full of shit during prime time tv
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megyn Kelly looks like someone put a poodle’s face on a Halloween skeleton from The Dollar Tree
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone needs to flash mob a Tim Pool Q&A where every question is “what’s going on under the beanie?”
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blanket pardon for all ICE agents before Captain Dipshit leaves office
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why independent media is so needed, in one post👇🏽 Framing matters
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how do you get the job where you explain to flailing republican candidates that their last best hope is to have donald trump come call them a stupid asshole for 3 hours
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The guy in the sparkly jacket doing that with his hand and having that expression on his pancake-makeuped face is doing all that on the propaganda network of the party that hates homosexuals
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The last row on this chart when measured against the 4th row of this chart highlights again that the people in these states don’t consider non-whites to be “ordinary people” “I’m paying too much for gas which I don’t like but seeing brown people brutalized is still nice.”
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah US Democrats will definitely do that as soon as they seek power. Just like they would definitely do that in 2020. Anyway looking forward to this same discussion again in 2032 before the next incoming MAGA shithead president bans the internet altogether
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Charles Manson really showed a lot of courage in going against popular opinion to follow his heart”
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