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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The telltale signs of @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
Log 🪵 on keg
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait your turn.
It’s a Chihuahua named Iggy pawing at my hand trying to get the scritches, but you see I’m already given the scritches  away to Wally that curly haired pup
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Jennifer Linde @jensprite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for sale: purple jersey, barely worn 🙃
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
… and fuck ICE
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a beautiful world we live in. racketmn.com/wedding-crashers-dvds-…
Makes sense. That's the ideal use of a
 P.O. box.
 I feel bad for whoever has that P.O. box
 now. There's this Polish guy who sends
 40-70 in one go sometimes.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry to have missed your call
Transcript (low confidence)
 Hi, this is Al from Wolves Beaver
 Electrics. Is uh pennants available?
 Hello?
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great demonstration of the proposed Penn Ave redesign at PennFest. More protected bike lanes coming soon!
PennFest booth detailing the upcoming changes to the street alignment showing where the sidewalk, bike lane, blvd, parking and traffic lanes will all be built.
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Ken Paulman @kenpaulman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today I’ve also learned that you can get rice noodles branded with Twin Cities freeway signs.
A package of rice noodles from China with a photo of mountains and a plate of food with an Interstate 35W sign in the upper right corner A package of rice noodles from China with a photo of mountains and a plate of food with an Interstate 694 sign in the upper right corner
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t know why everyone’s bashing Kwik Trip, they do some things really well
Bbq plate from Pinkerton’s in Houston. Brisket, boudin, beans, pickles and jalapeño rice. It looked good but really was just okay so we’ll just say I got it at a kwik trip for fun.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you know that Robert Kraft lent out the Patriots plane to traffick ICE detainees to Guantanamo Bay? Buddy, you don’t have to tell me twice.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ironing clothes while watching MNF brings back some memories, to be sure. Probably will have some “PowerPoint won’t load” nightmares now, too.
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Formerly Libraryben on Twitter @bbtwlvloonspr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I took action with Keith Ellison for Attorney General. Will you join me? Use this link to sign up: www.mobilize.us/keithellison...
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I run into Nathan Fielder…
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently airlines have trading cards? Guy just ran up to our captain as he boarded to get one.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Awooooooooo
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dog peed on the carpet that was put in earlier today 🎉
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Erica @ericaaaaa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Feels fitting that I subscribed to this newsletter this week and this lands today (it's good, and spoiler, it's about crop art) buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
buttondown.com
How to make art in these times
How do you stay an artist in these times?
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mplsike.bsky.social @mplsike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Crop art goes hard this year, as we’ve all expected. I did my part with these five contributions. #cropart #seedart #mnstatefair #art
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No one better… youtu.be/FI64u773FaA?is=noIwj7S2KGF…
youtu.be
Dolly Parton Light Of A Clear Blue Morning (Clear Copy)
YouTube video by AManOfManyFaces
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Starts typing “I’M GOING TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT” in all caps on a PowerPoint slide with 4 Facebook messenger screenshots pasted into the margins.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 23/08/2026
now that it’s dark, the bike jousting has begun in minneapolis
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Soils himself in below zero weather. Gets arrested for kicking over ice blocks. Gets punched by Spider-Man and arrested for maybe injuring a cop? Anything else? Buddy, take the L
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Listening to some tunez… youtu.be/K2bB5-_75hM?...
youtu.be
Ween - Even If You Don't (Official Music Video) HQ 1080p VHS Upscale
YouTube video by 311sucks1
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/08/2026
i propose a Grand Compromise: all sides of this agree to adopt the same rule sports fans abide by. don't tell me about your fantasy league results or your claude projects unless i very explicitly ask
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Michele Tafoya thinks bodies of water < 10 acres should be considered lakes
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not too shabby for a place without sidewalks (we have a few sidewalks)
Candidate
 Peggy Flanagan
 Peter John Murgic
 George H Kalberer
 Kurt Michael Anderson
 Angie Craig
 Totals Percent
 507
 3
 4
 8
 190
 70.42%
 0.42%
 0.56%
 1.11%
 26.39%
 1 1 1 0 /
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 12/08/2026
I realize she clocked Craig resoundingly but Peggy’s out state DFL support has always been unappreciated by people who don’t know how much she worked it there. Like El-Sayed in the UP but with YEARS of work.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/08/2026
that’s fucking right
Peggy Flanagan wearing a protect trans kids shirt
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
She did bring in more business for them this winter.
ANGIE CRAIG FOR MINNESOTA
 - ENDORSED BY-
 5.11 Tactical (ICE’s favorite store in Richfield)
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is standard Madison farmer’s market + pour over Ethiopian dark roast analysis. Lmk her opinions after a screwdriver and 3 sheep’s hazy brunch.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Back on my shit, folks
Your boy wearing a Simon for Senate shirt and a bunch of buttons for other candidates. Pencil above his ear, ready to knock some doors.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And here she is! Coach Reeve in a TRANS KIDS BELONG tshirt
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s the adults that get me. Brother, we’re picking up garbage in a middle school parking lot. Wth are you wearing?
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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if people are gonna keep talking about The Odyssey, I may as well reshare my review
racketmn.com
In Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey,’ Some Men Just Want to Watch Troy Burn - Racket
‘Oppenheimer’ with swords and sandals? 'Inception' in crested helms? A spectacular blockbuster revisits its director's favorite themes.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Waited on him while bartending @ MSP. He grabbed a spot at the standing bar that was blocked by a pillar; an isolated corner we’d use for luggage overflow. He read his book and ate, hiding in plain sight. I think I was the only one who knew he was even there.
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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 22/07/2026
We’ve been hearing rumblings of travelers who’ve cleared TSA being taken by ICE at/near their gate boarding flights; this is the first public footage I’m aware of, out of Denver yesterday. www.instagram.com/reel/DbEcBcZ...
instagram.com
Alicia Dantzker on Instagram
582 likes, 33 comments - adantzker on July 21, 2026
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There’s a character we haven’t seen since 1979 and I need to know that she’s happy and thriving with an electric Subaru in Longfellow.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social 👀 www.startribune.com/nearly-50-years…
startribune.com
Nearly 50 years after ‘God’s Country’ documentary, rural Minnesota gets another close-up
The town of Glencoe was the subject of the 1985 documentary by an acclaimed French film director, who had filmed there on and off for several years. Now Louis Malle’s daughter has returned to document...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/07/2026
Amy Klobuchar’s eulogy for Lindsey Graham was 390 words long. This was 390 more words than she has said in support of trans people
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Saw a horror movie last week where a character swings a sword the way Angie Craig swings a softball bat.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’ve said it before, but heckling Duffy twice in 2 days is one of the proudest achievements of my life.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One of our blvd tree’s root system just sorta snapped and now it’s leaning into the street. Forestry is taking it down later this week, but it’s been a delight watching inattentive drivers slam into it the last few days.
Trees don’t behave this way unless they’re really stressed and missing the support structure at home to keep them grounded.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The oldest and I got to meet Peggy today, y’all! So did lots of people in Richfield at our 4th parade and let me tell you, the enthusiasm was *amazing* to witness block after block.
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Belgium wouldn’t last a day on the creek
MOUNTAIN CREEK CLASSIC LAGER
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Awoooooooooooooooooooooo 🚨
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WAR DAD STRIKES
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ken @baalofamerica.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Where your email finds me
Target Field
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