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DC. He/him 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 and avid 🛳 er of many fandoms. Eldegoss is my spirit Pokémon. Sadly my portrait refused to age for me and the 40s have come for me.

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 8h
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
“His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate.” — Agatha Fuller, local grandma
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Grandma Fondly Recalls Once Working With Homosexual
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was ...
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Found a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a fucking idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now the question: will he stand up to Trump or will this be next weeks SNL UK opener >_>
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
Pete Hegseth, looking like a cocktail you found the morning after a party
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think it’s awful sweet of Piddington, doing their part to make sure #SNLUK has great material for season 2.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
BADUM
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John Dickerson @jdickerson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Having a family member in the military is not a free pass to violate our nation’s laws,” the department [of Homeland Security] said Sunday, adding that the Trump administration “does not pick and choose which laws to enforce.” Also Trump administration: substack.com/@johnfdicker...
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
More than 40,000 members of the Canadian military served in Afghanistan between 2001 and 2014--while f*ckwad Sean Duffy was doing reality TV shows, appearing on FOX and repeatedly impregnating his wife..
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/08/2026
Sean Duffy on Canada: "It's a country that doesn't have a military ... they have record high euthanasia rates. And so to think that they're gonna go to war with Donald Trump and actually win that war with the US, I think it's foolish on their part."
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Miss Candy had outfitted the Blue Angels for 43 years. The Navy was paying her $127,000 per year for the contract. Without telling her, the Trump regime gave the contract to a white man 900 miles away and paid him almost triple. Original post: www.instagram.com/reel/Db8Yh5b...
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
REMEMBER: They all knew.
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ok, I recently travelled to the far off city of Winchester in quest of books (my youngest little child is questing books on Greek philosophy)... and found a bunch. We start with Klaus Günther and Kurt Deckert's 1956 Creatures of the Deep Sea, first published in German in 1950. It is SUCH a treat...
Cover, black with deep-sea anglerfish.Colour frontispiece, showing fishes and squid.Diagrams from within, showing deep-sea snipe eel.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just remembered I’ve this on my calendar for the better part of a decade. Happy Dying Smart House day to all who celebrate.
Apple Calendar entry for the science fiction future of 2026.
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
GOD YES! Every single fucking Windows update. It tries to turn Copilot back on again. Same with all the cloud backup crap. LEAVE MY COMPUTER ALONE!
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I hope it's not daily exercise and healthy eating
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 28/07/2026
The US will try anything but gun control
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wrote about the Roberts Court’s highly selective aversion to identifying racism, echoing the logic of the infamous Korematsu decision, which the Roberts Court has both condemned and imitated. Call it Neo-Korematsu doctrine. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
In Trump v. Hawaii, Roberts wrote that “the forcible relocation of U. S. citizens to concentration camps, solely and explicitly on the basis of race, is objectively unlawful and outside the scope of Presidential authority.” But the author of the Korematsu opinion, having exchanged his white robe for a dark one, would have agreed. After all, Hugo Black wrote that “pressing public necessity”—not “racial antagonism”—motivated the Japanese-internment policy. Black upheld Fred Korematsu’s conviction because he argued that the presence of a national-security motive meant the racism against Japanese Americans didn’t count. And that is exactly the logic the Roberts Court has followed in so many cases. This reasoning—Black’s reasoning—has been reiterated again and again by Roberts and his right-wing colleagues to sanction discrimination against the vulnerable populations targeted by the Republican Party.

The Korematsu decision may be overturned by the “court of history.” But its legacy lives on in the Roberts Court.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Genuinely surprised he hasn’t renamed it the Strait of America
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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Only Donald Trump can explain to Americans struggling to afford a home why he's stalling the bipartisan housing bill.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
May I offer a suggested replacement candidate for Platner? The only person in Maine I know and trust is fully vetted. Jessica Fletcher! Plus she was temporarily a congresswoman in “Capitol offense” and she’s just who should be down in DC investigating the Mitch thing. ^_^
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Jessica Fletcher's Tea Time Smile
Alt: Jessica Fletcher's Tea Time Smile
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ELIZABETH WARREN calls on Platner to drop out: “There can be no tolerance for sexual assault… With so much at stake, the best path forward is for Graham Platner to step aside as the Democratic nominee and address these serious allegations outside this Senate race.”
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Hubie @hubieb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Graham Platner has learned his lesson By Susan Collins
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BoardGameWire 🔜 Spiel Essen @boardgamewire.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Spirit Island set for new publisher as designer declines Flat River Group renewal, plans complete art overhaul: boardgamewire.com/index.php/20...
Board game box cover showing the giant heads of multiple 'spirits', representing elemental powers, looming above a tropical island. Three boats with red sails are visible sailing towards the island. Above all this is the title Spirit Island, with smaller text underneath which reads 'A game by R Eric Reuss'. Box cover for the Spirit Island board game.
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
HAHAHAhaha! they're making the world's biggest synthetic scum pond!!! The coating is a polyurea used inside pipes. It gels in about 3 seconds, making it non self-leveling. The texture is like an orange peel, the perfect substrate for biofilms. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...
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Manager at Trump’s N.J. Golf Club Helped Plan Reflecting Pool Repairs
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 23/06/2026
Ah yes a product to subtly shame women for not having their vulvas smell like strawberries. And no worries it not only melt itself but will melt condoms too! Which they fail to mention on their website. Yay! 🙄
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...
Courtroom sketch of a woman holding a phone receiver, with clowns at her door
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Dinosaucers show title cover showing series of armored anthropomorphic dinosaurs opposing each other on the sides beneath the logo.
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Adrian Randall @anidealhusbando.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I just need the Sims 4 to give us a band pack before it stops. That’s all I ask for
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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 07/06/2026
glad i picked up a copy of the baltimore league of women voters guide, bc now i know we've got an exceptional candidate running for the republican governor nom
Nancy Jane Taylor
Campaign Email: Lieutenantmonawkswiftcandidate@gmail.com
Campaign Phone: 412-815-0983
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AFFORDABILITY: WELLI HAVE AN AMAZING RESPONSES BUT I apolo.
InGize, SAMSUNG I SAID APOLOGIZE. I don't know if it's my horrible cheap Samsung or this website, but it does not copy and paste what so ever. I'm sorry. I cannot be more thorough with my responses. AS INTENDED ORIGINALLY NOTHING Whatsoever, because it will not remain on the screen. WE'RE TURNING BACK TO EMPTY FIELDS IT deletes ALL TEX as l click off this page EACH TIME you'll have to catch me on the flip side TRUST ME! U WILL HEAR OUR VOICES
VOTING: I am the best campaign strategist ever!! ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT WORK PROPERLY y DO YOU THINKIM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN 2024 2026* 2028 2032AD *STATEWIDE. i received 1% of the vote in West Virginia 2326 votes! Looking at 2020 results IF CAN BE BEAT, yes SO CAN i Google REPUBLICAN PRIMARY ELECTION RESULTS W 2024 NOW MY MOTHER'S GOVERNOR TAYLOR AT THE TOP OF THE TICKET AS THE CANDIDATE. I'M JUST LIEU. SWIFT it's all about beating 2028
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HEALTHCARE: Promote healthier lifestyles more socialization promote blood & living kidney donations i'm doing everything in my power < keep my mom out of hospital hospitalizations is not acceptable. You are NOT coming out that hospital any better than you went in this corrupt pharma nealth care system you are better oit praying to any deity you can think of for a cure Don't give me started on how it cost if they transp u wrong!
AN EXTRA $10,000 MORE IF U HAPPENED TO GO to Carroll co hospital‹ NW HOSP=POISION
ECONOMY: WOW AS A RINO, the description of question indicates policy is shady at best. Wow! do belleve some people (R) missing the 2020 ECONOMY RIGHT ABOUT NOW! correct DOES NOT HAVE GOOD IDEA agree BUT BANKRUPTCY!! We WOULD NEVER HAVE never GONE INTO t CURRENT SEVERE GREAT DEPRESSION WIN THE OVAL OFFICE SO I CANNOT RETYPE UP MY GOOD RESPONSES look is MESSING UP! NO JUSTIFICATIONS, OK FOR A CHANGE, LET'S HAVE NO EGOW PERSONAL GREED
IMMIGRATION: UNDER AGE CHILDREN MINORS 4-YEAR-OLDS, 8-YEAR-OLDS, 15-YEAR-OLDS BUT NOT LIMITED TO, KIDDO (R) IN CAGES LET'S SEE YOUR CHILD IN ONE THOSE U WOULD BE SCREAMING! THE KIDS COMMITTED NO CRIMES. THEY ARE UNDER EIGHTEEN. THAT IS NOT A GREEN LIGHT! For you to drop your pants again & again Sorry! do not have enough space to write again +1,200X PLEASE CALM DOWN YOUR SINFUL LUST UNLAWFUL ACTIMTIES WITH JUVENILES FOR THOSE LITTLE KITTYS
BACKGROUND: Taylor gone to church all of her life SHE READS HER BIBLE EVEN AT 3AM! SHE UNDERSTANDS THE CAMEL CANNOT GO THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE. U DON'T NEED A SIXTY DOLLAR $60 "CHINA BIBLE" TO TELL U THAT. FYI CORRECT She has not had any sexual activities with anyone under 18yo She ONLY HAD SEXUAL ACTIVITY w ONLY 2 MEN [NOT +1200little teen kitty] gave live births indicating birthdays included to13children SHE WILLWIN THIS ELECTION! Lieu/DAUGHTER R.SWIFT2024# is THE BEST CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST EVER
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/06/2026
cubosh (@cubosh) on twitter: "realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history" 

1800oxycodone comments on tumblr: ""average rock kills 2 birds" factoid actualy just statistical error. average rock kills 0 birds. chixulub georg, which killed 3/4 of all life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted."
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
All the unused Lower Decks episode titles @bradwinters.bsky.social and I argued about can finally be realized.
Fake lower decks title frame for an episode called “Forhead Ridges And A Funeral” which is technically a spoiler for the episode but is also a bad title I’m glad Brad talked me out of using.Screenshot of an email exchange between Mike, Brad and Jenell of unused Lower Decks season 5 episode titles. 

503 - 
Crime of the Ancient Mariner
Last Resorts
The Wrong Goodbye
The Bad Goodbye
The Longest Goodbye
Apocalypse How?
How to Lose an Andorian in 10 Days

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Worms of Honor
Brothers in Farms

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59 Seconds
Rival Pursuits
A Spill in Time

503 - The Best Exotic Nanobot Hotel
504 - Forehead Ridges and a Funeral
507 - Fully Dilated
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Court transcripts are in from today's closed-door hearing in front of Judge April Perry on the Broadview Six case. Perry discusses the case's grand jury transcripts. She doesn't sound happy. "I have never seen the types of prosecutorial behavior before a grand jury that I saw in those transcripts."
I will say that having reviewed the grand jury
transcripts myself in full and unredacted form, there are
significantly bigger problems than misinstructions to the
grand jurors.
Although I am not going to prejudge the issue without
a hearing, I will say that I was incredibly shocked by the
redactions that were made. I have read hundreds, if not
thousands, of grand jury transcripts involving prosecutors who
are the most junior of prosecutors to several U.S. Attorneys
who appeared before the grand jury. I have never seen the
types of prosecutorial behavior before a grand jury that I saw
in those transcripts.
First, improper prosecutorial vouching to the grand
jurors, with the AUSA putting her personal credibility and
trustworthiness on the line in support of the charges. Second, improper prosecutorial communications of a
substantive nature with the grand jurors outside of the grand
jury room.
And, third, the prosecutor excusing grand jurors who
disagreed with the government's case from the deliberations
process.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In less than 18 months DOJ has managed to personally piss off a substantial portion (if not a majority) of all federal judges in the country.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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mastodon post from lennie on the instance skull.website reading: 

french goverment: we 'ave raised ze price of stinky cheese by 0.5%

french people: we are on our way to parliament with grenade launchers.

british government: it's illegal to strike now. we have abolished 'hospital'. the police are allowed to spit on you

british people: oh bother, how tiresome. i wonder if this was caused by genders
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/05/2026
Internet rules dictate that whenever you see the Tom Holland Umbrella video, you have to share it. I'm just following the rules.
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"Robert Kennedy Jr, I recognized that foul stench as soon as I came onboard."
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Justine @justinenortonkertson.com · 04/05/2026
Us Supreme Court with conservative judges wearing kkk hoods "So... you can't draw a district that gives black voters voting power but you CAN draw a district that takes their power away? Got it."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Me pitching: We reboot West Side Story but instead of the Jets & Sharks it's a group of guys who still say WHASUUUUP vs guys who still say I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH and they have a rumble Producer: Who wins? Me: Nobody. Producer: Who's playing Riff? Me: John Ritter Producer: He's dead Me: Hologram
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What happened at the Supreme Court is about anti-Blackness and curtailing Black political power. Trump as a corrective to Obama. Anti CRT/ DEI as a corrective to Black Lives Matter and Black progress in education and the workforce. Anti-Blackness is America’s favorite manner of self-harm.
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
FDR’s Fireside chat on March 9, 1937 explaining his proposal to expand the Supreme Court stands up surprisingly well. “We have reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself.”/1
We have, therefore, reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself….We want a Supreme Court which will do justice under the Constitution and not over it. In our courts we want a government of laws and not of men. 
I want—as all Americans want—an independent judiciary as proposed by the framers of the Constitution. That means a Supreme Court that will enforce the Constitution as writtten, that will refuse to amend the Constitution by the artibrary exercise of judicial power—in other words by judicial say-so. It does not mean a judiciary so independent that it can deny the existence of which which are universally recognized.
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