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Josh B2

@b2josh.bsky.social
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DC. He/him 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 and avid 🛳 er of many fandoms. Eldegoss is my spirit Pokémon. Sadly my portrait refused to age for me and the 40s have come for me.

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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looks like it as ripped directly from the scene in Name of the Rose where Sean Connery is lecturing his protege Christian Slater during their abbey murder mystery. >_>
Scene from The Name of The Rose with Sean Connery as an elder Franciscan Friar, William of Baskerville, speaking to his apprentice, Adso of Melk, played by Christian Slater, whose about to learn getting laid isn’t as important as pursuing ecclesiastical knowledge and solving a murder, while a bunch of poncy papists yell at franciscans for hurting the Pakistani  feelings by not letting them be rich without always reminding them Jesus was famously anti-rich, while the benedictines mediate and stroke their books (and each other.).  Also don’t laugh. Laughing is evil.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Dinosaucers show title cover showing series of armored anthropomorphic dinosaurs opposing each other on the sides beneath the logo.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The lost Bashir and Garak episode >_>
DS9 Intro title generated with the fake title, Tailor Twinker, Doctor Spy”
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Cast of “Are You Being served” British collection about terrible customer service
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Ok how would you mash :-p
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Just gonna accidentally drop these In Your path. >_>
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Are we sure this isn’t Gay-I (AI)? That tree is just flat missing a huge chunk… at least I think I see most of the window through it?
Horrifically decorated Xmas tree with some streamers just going straight down intro the tree interior and ornaments whose display pattern looks as if it was applied via inebriated monkeys throwing ornaments like their own poop. Also one chunk of tree at the bottom is just missing large enough to see a window behind it. Two fellas are making out in front of this holiday horror.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Move over infinite monkeys, typewriters and time making Shakespeare. Give me infinite football players and fans, infinite cameras, and infinite games and they’ll recreate all the great works of art. Someone grab me when they get to the Nightwatch or the Scream.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Everything he knew about humanity at that point that wasn’t about their worst traits was learned while impersonating, rich golfing art thief layabout, Binky Holdon before Jessica Fletcher caught him. That outfit on the couch is peak 80s trust fund man seduction.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
>_> It’s the “sauce” filling on these 👇🏻that get to me
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Ok but who wins vs a comic vampire “wiener” dog. A Dracula daschund. Feels like something only Gary Larson could answer
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