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Josh B2

@b2josh.bsky.social
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DC. He/him 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 and avid 🛳 er of many fandoms. Eldegoss is my spirit Pokémon. Sadly my portrait refused to age for me and the 40s have come for me.

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 12h
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
“His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate.” — Agatha Fuller, local grandma
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Grandma Fondly Recalls Once Working With Homosexual
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was ...
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What year before this would have a republican VP wasting campaign time to have to rescue a Texas Senate race? And the author felt competitive was the right word? More like desperate? Dire?
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got my dad and mom watching it with me even though getting them to watch subtitled animations is always takes a load of convincing. Now they watched every episode with us ^_^
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Found a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a fucking idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m armed. Drive.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now the question: will he stand up to Trump or will this be next weeks SNL UK opener >_>
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ex Roomate you say? I know how that trope goes….
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was trying to mash together a joke about them having to use gambit to meet their French requirements I’m a Canadian school accreditation but that varies by province so it required to much work >_<.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’d hope for a piddington bear skit but they did that great paddington skit the first season and it might be too repetitive we could get a prexit skit/opener. ^_^
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
Pete Hegseth, looking like a cocktail you found the morning after a party
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think it’s awful sweet of Piddington, doing their part to make sure #SNLUK has great material for season 2.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah the T in Tbone steak stands for trident and it has some kind of fungal bone growth on the right hand side descending
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s like five friendly Americans. I’m not even one of the friendly ones. My niece. My nephew. and like 2 people in Minnesota’s and a person in Maine. That’s it. And in a Few years when kids grow up that’s gonna drop to the three people in Maine and Minnesota >_>
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who the, what the. Huh?
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But I wish I’d heard it sooner it perfectly encapsulated why I fell out of life with that series when younger. The whole unredeemable species thing just made the concept to immature to not.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not just was I too old by then. (I had moved on to Michael Christon in 5/6th grade.) but I had wanted a redeemable ferret or stoat and veil six claw was insufficient. The whole vermin debate didn’t come out till internet got bigger and I was way aged out.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gosh how old was I. Hmm I think when I read Redwall, the sequel was just published 7 or 8 years old. I loved the puzzles at the time and all the animal adventurers. Buuuuut by the time the fifth or sixth book came out I was aging out of it and was so disappointed by the outcast book.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Actually maybe they put it up cause Grindr crashed and they’re all in withdrawal www.alternet.org/trump-rnc-lg...
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Gay dating app Grindr goes down in Dallas during RNC's Trump-a-Palooza
The fact that a queer dating app collapsing in Dallas at the onset of the Republican convention there was not lost on critics on X.“Of course ... of course,” posted podcaster Wajahat Ali.Downdetecter,...
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well historically Republican conventions see a surge in GRINDR traffic >_>
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Omg so amazing ^_^
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seeing posts above this combined with this make me suddenly wonder. Is there any go for it nakamura splatoon crossovers. >_> he already had an octo interest. His hair is inky black and in just. 🤔
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I read this and My brain sees: smart sound economic fairness and policy. I should practice this to at least some degree! My stomach hears: Stock up the cellars, they’re coming for your Coke Zero and salsa Verde Doritos. Time for my body to go to war.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I believe that the only thing she likely ever would have said about him is “bless his soul.” >_> and I’m saying that in the southern interpretation. :-p.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pool not poop >_<
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Either ghost shark where a dead great white lands in a magic cave and can hunt and kill anywhere there’s water in this small town. I am pretty sure I remember it rising from a slip and slide and appearing in a poop Also Santa Jaws where a kid draws a comic shark w Santa hat and it comes to life
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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
BADUM
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He’s given himself more time than usual to Taco hmm
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know it’s a Chainsaw man reference. But I also feel this could work with a Go for it, Hankamura to :-p
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John Dickerson @jdickerson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Having a family member in the military is not a free pass to violate our nation’s laws,” the department [of Homeland Security] said Sunday, adding that the Trump administration “does not pick and choose which laws to enforce.” Also Trump administration: substack.com/@johnfdicker...
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
More than 40,000 members of the Canadian military served in Afghanistan between 2001 and 2014--while f*ckwad Sean Duffy was doing reality TV shows, appearing on FOX and repeatedly impregnating his wife..
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/08/2026
Sean Duffy on Canada: "It's a country that doesn't have a military ... they have record high euthanasia rates. And so to think that they're gonna go to war with Donald Trump and actually win that war with the US, I think it's foolish on their part."
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looks like it as ripped directly from the scene in Name of the Rose where Sean Connery is lecturing his protege Christian Slater during their abbey murder mystery. >_>
Scene from The Name of The Rose with Sean Connery as an elder Franciscan Friar, William of Baskerville, speaking to his apprentice, Adso of Melk, played by Christian Slater, whose about to learn getting laid isn’t as important as pursuing ecclesiastical knowledge and solving a murder, while a bunch of poncy papists yell at franciscans for hurting the Pakistani  feelings by not letting them be rich without always reminding them Jesus was famously anti-rich, while the benedictines mediate and stroke their books (and each other.).  Also don’t laugh. Laughing is evil.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Or am I missing some French subtleties it’s been over two decades since I took it.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is this like….a post coital debate about the evils of tourism between two service industry bros?
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The next person(probably JD) in Trumps orbit couldn’t get their chat gpt to write as fawning a sucks up letter so they are trying to get her name publicly emberassing enough he’ll drop her for them. It’s kiss-🍑es stabbing each other for a little more Trump time >_>.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I went to college next to that town and now u feel justified for never stopping in my way in for food. >_>
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just don’t understand what was wrong with the before picture? It was 👍 Meanwhile the after just looks. Meh at best. Magbe A little bleah and that’s before I think about what it took to achieve then it looks 🤢
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Miss Candy had outfitted the Blue Angels for 43 years. The Navy was paying her $127,000 per year for the contract. Without telling her, the Trump regime gave the contract to a white man 900 miles away and paid him almost triple. Original post: www.instagram.com/reel/Db8Yh5b...
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
REMEMBER: They all knew.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also happy birthday. ^_^
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For one day you catch up a little. But I’m back to two laps ahead of you by tomorrow ^_^. Youll never win at this rate unless you get out the
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Yoshi Hit by Blue Shell in Mario Kart Race
Alt: Yoshi Hit by Blue Shell in Mario Kart
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can see it now: Man who can’t please one woman believes the solution is to have two women to disappoint.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The only bio I wanna see is 🚫 🚫Scrub Scrub 🟰🕺🟰🚫❤️
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ok, I recently travelled to the far off city of Winchester in quest of books (my youngest little child is questing books on Greek philosophy)... and found a bunch. We start with Klaus Günther and Kurt Deckert's 1956 Creatures of the Deep Sea, first published in German in 1950. It is SUCH a treat...
Cover, black with deep-sea anglerfish.Colour frontispiece, showing fishes and squid.Diagrams from within, showing deep-sea snipe eel.
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Josh B2 @b2josh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ditto!
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