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B Rainwater

@b-raineater.bsky.social
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Jewish, leftist Texan, kinda mean Sure hope you've got low expectations.

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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aka - Greg Abbott's threat to disenfranchise Houston-area women and people of color is failing (hopefully)
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can they both lose?
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah really rude of people to break the illusion that if you hire them they'll be perfect automatons with no bodily functions or needs during work hours.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"i dIdN't KnOw ThErE wErE tHaT mAnY dEmS iN tEx-*extended fart noise*"
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lmao y'all look at these fuckin nerds
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow people sure are mad today. To stay out of most trouble, I have this one weird trick - I don't bully and harass people arguably more marginalized than me about how I think they should vote. AND it's free!! Try it today!!
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 11/09/2026
If you got paid today, please consider helping me out! (I did not get paid today) Shares help too. I'm hoping someone sees this who is able to chip in so I can buy food for my kid.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every 6-8 weeks or so I find out that a print or web comic artist I used to read obsessively is 1) still active, and 2) still cool as fuck, and I really love that for me.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay and that's how Rocky Horror ends today! Good work everyone! Love this movie! No sad feelings! Riff-Raff, Magenta, Frank, and Rocky say "yippee" and get on a spaceship and go bye bye!
Richard O'Brien (as Riff-Raff) and Patricia Quinn (as Magenta) stand should-to-shoulder in full alien glory at the end of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, shortly before they laser-beam Tim Curry (as Frank) living his bestest life.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just got one of my favorite kinds of notifications - an alert that my library added a book I had requested! This time it's Ashley Fairbanks! 🥳🥳
A screenshot from Libby showing that Austin Public Libraries has added a digital copy of Ashley Fairbanks's "Race To The Truth: Boarding Schools And The Indigenous Story"
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"the girlies like yearning" okay well if they're not listening to corridos then they're not really doing themselves justice as yearners now are they
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Norteño in the morning >>>
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nice choice, pup.
A white standard poodle arches her back to defecate on a lawn; a "Ken Paxton for Senate" sign can be seen just behind her.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"OW... Fire indeed hot."
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Battlestar Galactica was right to call them toasters.
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Zombie Orpheus Entertainment @zombieorpheus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Add JIMOTHY to your next campaign! How would your party respond to our beloved hometown hero? #ZombieOrpheus #Jimothy #Seattle #DnD #TTRPG
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Government-promoted anti-intellectualism is a common feature of fascist states, with “intellectualism” coded as feminine and/or Jewish/leftist.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Finally catching up on Dropout releases and shout out to Vivian Wilson for calling her shot before he died.
A picture of a television displaying the paused image of the Dropout show Smartypants, about midway through the episode titled "Choppedness Cannot Be Outrun." Vivian Wilson, a tall woman with long blond hair and a fashionable sleeveless dress, addresses the camera directly, in which the captions read "I'm talking about Lindsey Graham here. He's gay."
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I really respect ST:TNG for getting the "Horny Virus" Episode out of the way early on.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026
this is my kind of company motto right here
18 wheeler with one back door open splitting the company’s tagline into “if we can’t / we won’t“
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The Busy World of Doctor Who
The Doctors Who in the style of Richard Scarry.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is it. Politicians of all stripes want anyone who isn't a white Christian out of their nations, and preferably to die (by the hands of working class bigots, can't be getting the white aristocrat gloves dirty). They show no meaningful opposition because they do not oppose it meaningfully.
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Kiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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margin of error @ihaveopinions.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"My journey is one of transformation" is such an inspiring way to say "I shouldn't be held accountable for my past actions"
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy birthday to homosexuality!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
girl W H A T
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This post landed me on the "ai haters" blocklist lmao. My only question is what took so long?
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Phew good thing we're using this technology to teach children. Make sure you keep an eye out for sharks in the... *checks map* ...Texarkana/Galveston area...
An almost comically bad AI generated "map of Texas" 
displaying "Padre Island" and "South Padre Island" as separate locations roughly 100 miles apart (the city of South Padre Island is located *on* the island called Padre Island), 
Padre Island on a hallucinated shoreline that in actuality is miles into the Gulf of Mexico, 
Corpus Christi placed in Huntsville, 
Matagorda Bay set near Waco, and 
Galveston shown in Texarkana.
(These are guestimates because the entire eastern border of Texas is not the right shape in this image.)
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is a field that has its origins in experimentation on enslaved Black women and attempts to reduce populations of people of color. It feels dehumanizing, humiliating, and like torture because that’s how it was designed. And in many cases, it hasn’t been updated.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/05/2026
BREAKING: in April 2026, *every single one* of the 1,570 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 6,066 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November 2025), and nobody else.
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever
a photo of a beluga whale releasing air from its blowhole underwater. the bubbles form a shape similar to a miniature mushroom cloud. The beluga whale, like all beluga whales, seems to know just how cute it is
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If you are a man in my life, I promise to take any sexual assault against you seriously, unlike the people in this comment section.
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!
A two-panel illustration.

In the first, a photo of Mussolini appears the wrogn way up.

Rebecca: "I can't tell what it is, Mr Squiggle."
Mr Squiggle: "That's because it's upside down, Rebeca!"

In the second panel, the photo is turned the right way.

Rebecca: "Oh! It's Mussolini!"
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The 5-year-old, all day long: 🗣️ I SAID MY FRIENDS DON'T DANCE THEY JUST PULL UP THEIR PANTS... DO THE ROCKAWAY!! LEAN BACK!! LEAN BACK!! LEAN BACK!!
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Raise your hand if you can't afford health insurance. ✋
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I loved the 2006 Mitchell & Webb TV sketch show, but I never imagined “are we the baddies?” would graduate from funny catchphrase to the defining philosophical aphorism for our age
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"he never sleeps!" "he's unshakeable!" "you silly peons don't see it but behind closed doors he -" A few weeks ago he promptly ended a press conference because he shit his pants. When he doesn't do that, he actively dodges controversial questions. Get a fuckin grip.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So as a gamerunner for DnD I get asked sometimes by new players what "psychic damage" is and to be honest, I imagine it's something like reading that comment.
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Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kicking against the pricks @wtfis2bdone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
These fucking men just be doing gender 24/7.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I think the gerrymandering race to the bottom is genuinely bad and undemocratic and unfortunately what the dems are doing is the least bad of the bad options available.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can you really call it "rush hour" if the cause of traffic rests entirely on a bunch of people driving 25 mph on purpose?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me
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Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Incredible that they tapped this woman to do optics *again* and not only did she not give the messaging they'd hope (how inspiring that she's door-dashing to... oof pay for her husband's cancer treatment?), she also rebuffed dt's attempt to sideswipe trans women.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I might be catastrophizing but I feel like if we get a couple nukes dropped on us we'll have bigger issues than the stock market.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So weird how political jobs (a role that offers power and control over other people) attract predators who want to have power and control over people. Wonder what that's about.
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B Rainwater @b-raineater.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Evergreen.
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