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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026
Me trying to explain crossdressing to cis people
Screenshot that says FROM THE CREATORS OF FBI
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Viejanitta 🥀 @anitta-lu.bsky.social · 11h
Mi algoritmo de Instagram se fue para el lado de brasil a favor de lula y solo puedo pensar QUE GANAS DE TENER UN REPRESENTANTE UN CANDIDATO QUE ME DE GANAS DE MILITAR QUE REPRESENTE AL PUEBLO NOCIERTO
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🦞Ava Tonka🦞 @avatonka.bsky.social · 10h
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Fabi 🚀 @zurdoncho.bsky.social · 22h
Los tres supremos mostrándole a los millones de argentinos, sin ningún pudor, que el menos democrático de los tres poderes es el que tiene la última palabra. Como dijo Magnetto: Presidente? Puesto menor.
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Fabi 🚀 @zurdoncho.bsky.social · 12h
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 12h
This is Iran's greatest mistake of the war so far. Assuming the average American has the capability to read a 26 page letter.
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Fabi 🚀 @zurdoncho.bsky.social · 22h
Vamo a necesitar una reforma constitucional, nose komo.
Rosati, Rosenkra y Lorenzeti recibiendo unos resultados clínicos para nada alentadores, manifiesto.
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Julieta @mermeladant.bsky.social · 13h
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026
Tag yourself, are you Assault Love HRT or Super T bolt Kick
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Joe Skrebels @2plus2isjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every "9 Games That Shaped Me" list that doesn't look like this is being presented to you by a liar or a child
The 9 Games That Shaped me grid currently being widely shared, but the first 8 games are Dynasty Warriors 3 and the 9th is Dynasty Warriors 8: Xtreme Legends. Because that's the correct configuration.
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Sebastian @serequiereun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Se cae el avión y somos potencia en 6 meses.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Sebastian @serequiereun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Los que nacimos en la era preinternet vivíamos en la edad media y no lo sabíamos.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Misandry is women getting pumpkin spice while men get pickle ricks
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PoseidoDelAlba @poseidodelalba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lyra @lorelyra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing is like, it really isn't even about the quality of the code or the product for me, idc if they're good or bad, it's this weird results-focused mindset where u just don't care where your art or games come from that upsets me
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 29/09/2026
Folks, I'm happy to announce my next game will use up all water, destroy humanity in a global blaze, & lose $8 billion weekly. IPO starts at a 20 gazillion euros valuation based on me counting the amount of zeroes wrong. Upon checking the prototype I realized bigger number is better. Supersentience.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Fenomenoide 🍉☭🇦🇷 @fenomenoide.bsky.ar · 28/09/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
thinking about the batman cum injection again
"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
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Chairman George @superbunnyhop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, a game about helping Snake overcome AI psychosis by destroying walking mobile AI data centers and stealing their graphics cards
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
primetime
Alt: gif from primetime of robert pattinson's chris hansen asking "you see how this looks, right?"
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Sebas Arias🕹️📚☕ @sebharias.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Estamos en la misma, Jill, EN LA MISMA.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You tell dmg04, you tell Paul Tassi... this, is the worst bet i've ever lost👎
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Steel Haze @pauloprudente.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the problem with armored core 6 is that it's so good it genuinely ruins every other game out there in that sense, if you haven't played it yet, i recommend you make it the last game you play in your life otherwise, no other game will be good again
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Movie recommendation for tonight, Hardcore Henry An absurdly silly first person action movie, come for the goofy over the top violence, stay for the surprise Sharlto Copley musical number.
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Hardcore Henry
ALT: Hardcore Henry
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
parallel n64 emulator with screen saying: "DO NOT PLAY SUPER MARIO 64! You were born in 2010. Super Mario 64 is not the game for you. Turn off the Nintendo 64.""
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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joshua roland @joshuaroland.itch.io · 27/09/2026
only need to play 8 more games and then i can make my 9 games list 👍
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oculis flashes in the hue of FF blue, named @serenaoculis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
being from colombia and selectively exposed to bits and pieces of US culture throughout my entire life is interesting because it means i don't envision jack black as the school of rock guy or w/e, i envision him as the guy who drank 17 beers before taking his kid to an interview with markiplier
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1980 Trans Woman: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😫 Modern day vore enthusiast: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😄
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Kabuto @kabuto1337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Siempre que surge el tema de las apuestas deportivas (Aguante Lula) me acuerdo de que en los 90s el tema era tan mal visto que hasta había una película en la cual el villano era un político que las quería hacer legales y los buenos estaban en contra, y esa era toda la trama.
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Agent Strange @agentstrange.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my restless dreams I see that place, a world without another entry in the Skywalker Saga.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bobby Pashalidis @bpashalidis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop Killing Games just lost all credibility by supporting one of the worst grifters
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 25/09/2026
I honestly have never considered switching from Google Pixel phones until they sent me a "wanna celebrate destroying the lives of trans people" as a system update.
Android Pixel system update screen, showing Harry Potter customizations as a bullet point.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Fonsi Loaiza @fonsiloaizap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lula acaba de firmar la prohibición de las casas de apuestas y casinos online en Brasil.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ther ys no ethical use of generatyve A.I.
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RITSUKAXAN @ritsukaxan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know... Final Fantasy was named that way because it was supposed to be the very last video game ever released? Just a few months later, a meteor was going to destroy the Earth... but a blonde guy with a bunch of eco-terrorists saved us all subscrive for more game curiosities
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i tried drawing geoff keighley
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait it literally died and resurrected itself lmao didnt oryx do that at one point
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