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Day... Whatever this is. MiL's new kittens are changing things up and having a little nap.

(Here are ten of my favourites from this first year with our green lass, though - from tucking her in for the winter this afternoon, right back to the day we bought her.)

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 17h

Her ass is not fit for public consumption. Look at it! It's filthy!

My boat is up on blocks in a boatyard. She's got a very very mucky bottom.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 17h

"Boat u like" camera roll challenge: She's big, she's green, she's not mine!

A Sail Training ship exiting Portsmouth. She's a three masted ship wirh square rigged fore and main masts, and a small mizzen mast with a fore and aft rig (making her a barque).

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 17/10/2026

NotBob is perfect. Xander says hi.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16/10/2026

Obligatory kitten update: schlorpschlorpschlorp

Cat and kittens inside a cat house. The kittens are nursing.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16/10/2026

This Xander. He's not allowed on the dining room table but that sometimes slips his mind.

A white and black cowpuppy cat is stretched out across a table. He looks to be asleep.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 14/10/2026

46 hours old and you'll never guess what... STILL SNOOZEY

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 13/10/2026

Xander would resent that but he's too busy doing the recycling.

A white and black cat is savaging a cardboard box

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 13/10/2026

Imagine being a full size cat and snoozey. It'd be ridiculous.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 13/10/2026

Kitten update circa 22hrs old: still fluffy, still snoozey.

Four kittens in a fluffy cat house thing badly in need of a wash. They are tabby and they are snoozey.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 13/10/2026

This is now an account for relaying pictures of newborn kittens to the world. I don't make the rules.

A contented tabby cat with some kittens nursing from her.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 13/10/2026

This arrived as I was posting... Already look more like cats and less like a boiled sweet rolled across a carpet

Four kittens inside a catbed house thing.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Washing kittens is somewhat more energetic than I imagined. (No casualties sustained.)

The cat tent best thing has rolled over. Eek.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Beautiful, but confused about sleeping arrangements

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

More kittens will always come along soon. Look, here's some now.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Maybe up to three? It's hard to gauge apparently, as all the action is happening inside a cubic foot of nest box...

A tiny newborn tabby cat nestled against a big tabby cat

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Xander's gonna have tiny cousins! 😍 (He is alarmed by this news)

A white and black cowpuppy cat is sat on an office chair and has big wide eyes like he's startled.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Aaaand this is my mother in law's new cat, Lilo, who she picked up about eight weeks ago and who is responsible for the * on the "two new cats".

A smallish tabby girl cat nesting in a box

A tabby girl cat lying in a box with a very beautiful stripe running down her back.

The tabby girl is lying on her side in a box. She is HUGE in her belly. Coz she's stuffed with kittens.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Two* new cats in the extended family recently. Meet Crackle, a young Void who moved in with my aunt yesterday.

A small black cat is sat on wood effect lino looking up at the camera. She is a black shape with pointy ears and big green eyes.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Last time I went I was busy photographing the exemplary signage.

Warning sign at Yorkshire wildlife park. "Do you know where the bears are?"

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

Meanwhile one post up on the timeline @visionsofjojo.bsky.social is scoffing mince pies. 😬

Screenshot of JoJo's post about mince pie eating in October.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 12/10/2026

I have my fingers crossed for a Dyane version so I can have an EV version of this legend.

A Citroen Dyane (four-door 2CV) painted up in the yellow, green and red livery of the expedition vehicles in Jurassic Park, complete with logos on the doors and bonnet.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

He's first* *If there's any justice in the world.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

Never heard it call being "not economically productive" before, but fair play, comrade.

A small cat in front of a red flag with hammer and sickle and star in it and the caption "*ourgasm"

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two images.

A bronze axe with a gurning grinning face on it.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

Spot the odd one out. (That is my 'unbridled glee at being afloat' face.)

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

Or it's his "I'm on a boat!" face.

Mr A is on a boat and grinning like an idiot.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

God, mine sounds like it's about a complete hipster. Next line down is probably "regularly uses beard oil". I also wonder how it's gauging hobbies: I have no greenhouse and I do not play guitar regularly. I have also purchased precisely one (1) each of a Lego train and a VR related item via Amazon.

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Reads science fiction extensively
Maintains greenhouse cultivation
Brews specialty coffee
Plays guitar actively
Practices leather crafting
Engages in woodworking projects
Builds and operates Lego train systems
Uses VR technology regularly

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

Mine has a switchable solenoid installed, as the very early ones did, to make it sound and feel a little like a typewriter when you're using it. It's very pleasing to use, if somewhat loud.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 09/10/2026

Xander the cowpuppy cat says "do it".

A photo of a 122 key mechanical keyboard - reproduction model F - sitting on a desk. A black and white cat is on the owner's lap.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 08/10/2026

Someone else was so so mad about the rain yesterday.

A grumpy depressed cat moping about rain while sat on a dining room chair.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 07/10/2026

I stand in for her. On those moments he deigns to grace me with his presence!

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 07/10/2026

Up there with the best Wikipedia edit ever.

Alan Ferrier @alanferrier - 15h
Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?

Initial caption:

Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottish
National Antarctic Expedition, plays
the bagpipes for an indifferent
penguin, March 1904

Edited caption:
Piper Kerr (right), a member of the
Scottish National Antarctic Expedition,
plays the bagpipes for an indifferent
penguin, March 1904

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 07/10/2026

Attention cats! Have you been HELD AGAINST YOUR WILL all day? Have your humans FAILED TO STOP THE RAIN? Are you BORED AND LISTLESS? Why not try an exciting new hobby: ShoveShit(tm) ShoveShit is an approach that trains humans to desist from cluttering your space, leaving surfaces pleasant & clear.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 07/10/2026

I have my own protector*. * he would fight Clarence so that he had undisputed chomping rights on my ankles still

Xander the black and white cowpuppy cat is sat on my lap at my desk and making me rub his face.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 07/10/2026

Moka remains the undisputed king of home coffee for that reason imo. Worst comes to the worst I can always go outside and make a fire to brew on

A Moka pot on a small gas stove in a boat's galley.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 07/10/2026

Synchronicity on the TL again.

This thread but the next post below it is from Low Quality Facts and it claims 88% of males are severely allergic to cucumbers.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 07/10/2026

*Someone* is absolutely fuming that it's raining.

A white and black cat is sat on a tattered dining chair with frayed seating pad. His head is resting over the edge of the seat like he's thoroughly despondent.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 04/10/2026

Sunday lunch with friends at a very good pub, a brief stroll in the apocalyptic 22° heat of October, a haircut in the garden, a shower and dinner then sitting on the sofa with a little cowpuppy on my lap with a glass of wine in my hand. Fucking bliss.

A white and black cowpuppy of a cat is curled up on the lap of a man wearing blue pyjamas.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 04/10/2026

My MiL has a family in her garden most summers, though. So I get vicarious vulpes love that way.

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