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Awkward Orchid

@awkwardorchid.bsky.social
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no war but class war.

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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 15h
if a second harbour crossing gets built it must take trains, pedestrians, bicycles, and buses as the priority and then maybe cars as a necessary evil
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 15h
need my Onehunga to the Airport train line + Airport to Manukau train line now, please and thanks
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a harbour bridge with trains!? fuckng imagine it
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they’re on their knees for NAct
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
honestly, such bullshit.
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
drug testing for the benefit is such a waste of fuckng money. can we ask which of their donors owns the company that they’d award the multi million dollar contract to?
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
petrol is so fuckng expensive, give me a govt who makes public transport free
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the way NZ Herald is boot licking the Mowbray’s, SMH
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
spring solstice loves a southerly
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there goes the rest of my down time
Dirty Work book by Nicky Hager on a paper bag from Timeout Bookstore
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dirty
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Felix Geiringer @barristernz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“…the coalition ministers have tolerated and benefited from these unscrupulous groups. They should be held accountable by the public.”
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Felix Geiringer @barristernz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Year in, year out, the Taxpayers’ Union and allied hard right groups assist the National Party. The Taxpayers’ Union raises millions of dollars to undermine National’s political opponents and in return National gives legitimacy to the Taxpayers’ Union.”
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
exactly. exactly. exactly.
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👀
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👀
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i am at a pot luck lunch thingy at someones home and i am ready to leave now and i need to figure out how to leave without being rude while being the first one to leave and ugh ugh ugh this is awkward and i hate it. why am i not good at these things.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
My issue with paywalls that I do think rises above simple personal grievance is that the misinformation news outlets don’t use them & now people’s perception of reality is upside down & I think those two things are connected
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just because there are a lot of them, it doesn’t stop them being racists.
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Chip Matthews @chipmatthews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Each person who played a role in this Macklemore situation is a genocide apologist.
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
now we have a city rail loop, i want an inner suburbs loop, an outer suburbs loop, and trains to and from the shore.
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong tho.
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yay yay yay
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don’t give a fuck how much it costs, put trains all over auckland. north, south, east, west. i only want a second harbour crossing if it’s for trains
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
vegans who use AI confuse my brain
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today is the 25th anniversary of me getting detention at school for making the passing comment in class that Amerikkka must have done *something* for people to commit such awfulness against them, bcs the only way my brain could comprehend it was if it was an act of retaliation
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
whoever came up with bachelor bag chicken deserves every honour that can be bestowed
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
seven generations thinking
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the legacy of the 20s will echo for generations
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
clearly no one likes Chippy or his lack of alternatives
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Labour are throwing dildos at their own faces
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Dr Bex @drbex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
371 Kāinga Ora developments (involving 1,576 planned homes) were cancelled by Chris Bishop when he came to power. Bishop also slashed the accessibility requirements for state housing. drbex.substack.com/p/social-hou...
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Social housing is a key part of solving homelessness
Cancelling over 1500 new social housing builds is both fiscally and socially irresponsible, given homelessness is on the rise
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i would rather tech companies had to make their products safe, than ban kids from using them #nzpol
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i hate this
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i want to take my cat for a ride on a train
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
sometimes i feel like the beauty of the winter moon is an apology for the short days
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the amount of times i have told this boomer at mahi, “it’s not what you say, but how you say it”. SMH.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My number 1 election issue continues to be beneficiaries, despite not being one for over 15 years because how we treat them defines everything else we do and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Free Palestine
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Kevin is tired @kevinistired.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We didn't save the cheerleader...
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
united caucus?? lolololol they just couldn’t find anyone to replace him. i love how broken his voice sounds #nzpol
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If Luxon doesn't get rolled I need a laser eyes Kieran Macca going "The National caucus don't have the guts to do the right thing so it's up to Labour and the voters to do it on November 7"
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the CEO Prime Minister will hopefully today be reminded that CEOs get rolled when they fail to deliver results, when the returns get worse under their leadership, and when the culture gets toxic.
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
terrible day to wake up to an internet outage when living in a cellphone reception dead zone
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
fuel excise tax + road user charges for all vehicles, in a cost of living crisis that their policies have deepened and worsened? incredible thinking
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can’t stop thinking about the total lack of consideration that women and girls will be unable to consent to being filmed in this decision by Kmart - and it is women and girls who will be targeted by men, because if it was men whose privacy was being impacted these glasses would not be sold. #nzpol
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Kmart smart glasses in sharp focus over privacy concerns
The glasses have in-built cameras that can take pictures and videos, with a Kmart version of the product recently selling out in stores.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The govt is the private sector’s biggest customer
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
one would assume the owners of the NZ Herald are backing Act this election cycle
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
we need to get the humanities back into schools
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Awkward Orchid @awkwardorchid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i have a few issues with this
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