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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Every frame I see of this Lanterns show looks like a pile of wet prolapsed assholes

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Politely asking my waiter if I can have a Caesar salad with no feces.

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It is absolutely true that Dems need to win swing voters to win elections. The misdiagnosis is that swing voters are “moderates.” They are not. They have almost entirely incoherent politics. You don’t win them from the middle. You appeal to your base with conviction and hope swings like the vibes.

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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

To be fair Tim and Eric content is depraved. Truly sick stuff

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Lindsay Graham wanted to turn Iran into a glass parking lot as far back as 2008 so really this is all no surprise to me

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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/03/2026

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

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Jon Webb @jonawebb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I've heard rumors that Philadelphia is next for the ICE invasion after Minneapolis. Maybe I'm wrong, but 1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city. 2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis. 3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Are you retweeting lots of people talking about you or your project? Rest assured, Bluesky is showing me every single one of the retweets in a tightly consolidated, relentless feed.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste

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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Which is the most sinister arrow you can use to indicate your connection to The Transgender Community? I think the most transgender arrow is "Detour" but I'm not sure

A sign that reads FARMERS MARKET TODAY on a teal background in white text; there is an arrow.

A sign unnecessarily marked "FRONT" and "BACK" with three identical red arrows on a white background on each side.

A sign that reads "DETOUR," in black on yellow background, with the sign vendors helpfully informing us it has "4 fill holes, 2 on each side"

Two signs that read "INCOME TAX" in red on a white background with a blue starry banner and fake grass -- probably not transgender, because we're all broke

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2025

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...

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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Saw a take about how Democrats lose because they can only defend the status quo, and look, I'm against the status quo when it means things like "racism" and "patriarchy" but very much for the status quo when it means "functioning toilets" or "not being caught in the middle of a firefight at Wegmans"

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

In light of the new season of King of the Hill I think it's important to remember that Hank started out as a side character on Beavis and Butthead

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Honestly, the fact that Trump doesn't do way more "what would a rando with poor impulse control do if he accidentally became president" stuff speaks really poorly for his lack of imagination and inability to take actual pleasure from life.

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Officially finished my first day of a real job. Wore pants. I feel a lot less nervous now

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I start my new job today. I am nervous as hell. Which is weird because I'm in my pajamas.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I start my new job on the 14th so I'm practicing getting up before 2 in the afternoon

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I got a job offer today. It's remote work doing data entry. It's not a scam. I'm so excited I could poop

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 19/06/2025

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Had an interview today for a 48 hour a week supervisor position. Just straight gaslighting myself and the interviewer that I'm capable of something like that.

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Israel kidnapped Greta Thunberg and then immediately went to war with Iran. What did she know?

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

The only Mel Brooks movie I enjoy without qualification is Men in Tights. Spaceballs is easily my least favorite.

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

When I'm relaxing in my concentration camp for the mentally ill I'll be sure to reflect from time to time on the intolerable fascism of Joe Biden

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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

"Non-violence" of the sort endorsed by Gandhi and MLK very specifically entailed the willingness to die for a cause. It can't be for everyone, and when people's lives are threatened, it's not useful or humane to call for the "non-violence" of unwilling sacrifice.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Pornhub Category: Two high agency males going at it

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Why do I feel like Elon Musk is showing more of a spine right now than Democratic senators? He does actually have a lot to lose by angering the president.

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Andor and Star Wars media in general consistently undervalue just how interesting Saw Guerrera is

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

What does the MCU need with Adamantium? They already have a universal do-everything miracle substance. The only thing Adamantium is good for is making Wolverine

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

My favorite characters on Andor are the emotionless imperial couple who are too horny for doing evil to have sex with each other

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

This show Andor is good but it's stressing me tf out

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I just got laid off. Does anyone know a field where I can be late everyday and fail and still make a living?

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

My big complaint about Iron Heart is that Wakandan vibranium nano machine technology makes her clunky robot suit seem like a big steaming pile of shit

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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

The sole appeal of Joe Biden is that I never had to think about him while he was in office and I CERTAINLY don't plan to start thinking about him now

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I bet that luxury 747 is ass inside. Trump has terrible taste.

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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

It really shouldn't be necessary to spell this out, but boys are not being told "BOYS ARE BAD." They're being told "RAPE AND MISOGYNY ARE BAD" and people want to pretend that those behaviors are "naturally" part of manhood, such that you can't get rid of them without getting rid of men

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Literally every piece of media for children of both genders from the age of zero to infinity offers meaningful behavior suggestions beyond "you're bad". things like sharing and the power of togetherness. Men just choose to ignore this extremely basic shit

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

People like to criticize the MCU for all kinds of valid and invalid reasons and I mostly just let them be wrong. But then they come out with shit like Thunderbolts* and I become quite fanboyish

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Emrys @awholecoin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Yeah I mean, that's what Republicans are for. When the Democratic party fails, we get Republicans. It's not rocket science

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