Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Just doing my part for the environment by being too stressed out to get my period more than 6 or 7 times a year 010
Reposted by Ava G.Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 05/05/2026honestly I want the met gala where a bunch of broke professional artists get funding to come up with their own costumes and the money to get them made. I feel like everybody would sit up fast 319630
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Every 12 hours I have to get a pink pill into the cat and a white pill into myself and if I mix them up we'll surely both die. It is taking up my entire mental capacity 090
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I lost my high school spelling bee over the word "tariff" and you'd think the trauma of that coupled with its recent extreme relevance might have burned the spelling into my brain but as it turns out I still cannot spell it 020
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My band is covering all of Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone by the Unicorns tomorrow and honestly this was the last thing on my bucket list. Details here for Winnipeg pals :) 031
Reposted by Ava G.Bartley Kives @bkives.bsky.social · 25/03/2026And a tax-free rotisserie chicken in every pothole. 55014
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Putting the oldies station on in the car so an instrumental trumpet version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow can be the soundtrack to me screaming and swearing my way out of a Winnipeg ice pothole 021
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I've got a "phantom period" which means no blood but just excruciating pain and an inexplicable desire to lie around googling things like "sonic philosophy" 220
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026*makes comprehensive list of writing projects that need to be finished and music that needs to be learned in March* *sits down and starts entirely different new project* 020
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Does reading actually give you more empathy or just more fomo? 000
Reposted by Ava G.🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/01/2026shit I gotta use up all my america before it expires in july 2026 314836
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Doing a reading tonight for Wild & Wonderful Words hosted by @badguybirnie.bsky.social ! 010
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Oh my god is "Chappell Roan" supposed to sound like "chaperone"? 000
Reposted by Ava G.David Jón Fuller 🇨🇦 @davidjonfuller.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Also: @badguybirnie.bsky.social organizes local reading series Wild & Wonderful Words! Next one is Jan. 21 at Sookram's Brewing in Winnipeg, 7 p.m. Joining locals @awglen.bsky.social @tiffbartel.com @joelnedecky.bsky.social and Matt Horseman is northern Ontario’s @keersteemack.bsky.social 064
Reposted by Ava G.Witchpolice Radio @witchpoliceradio.bsky.social · 09/11/2025On this day in 2024: @awglen.bsky.social episode! Enjoyed this episode? Tell a friend! Share the link! witchpolice.com/episodes/wr9...witchpolice.comWR948: A.W. GlenYou probably know A.W. Glen for her work in bands like Bicycle Face, but over the past few years, she’s been working on ‘Bukowski’s Broken Family Band’, a campy horror novel se... 021
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Winnipeg pals! I am co-hosting this free poetry zine workshop. Please tell all your teacher friends and your youths aged 16-18 132
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025On one hand I dream about moving to Toronto or Montreal but on the other hand I startle when cars honk their horns 140
Reposted by Ava G.Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I told my psychiatrist that therapy rarely works for me and that I prefer to exorcise my demons by making horror comics about them as it's frankly overall just more entertaining, effective, and financially lucrative, and she was like "whatever works works" validation 🫡 637512
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I keep waking up with 100+ steps and I don't know if there's something wrong with my fitbit or with me 010
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Relearning songs for a gig must work on the same principle that music therapy for dementia patients does because my memory is an adhd- and social media-ravaged wasteland but thankfully the tunes come back right away 010
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 10/10/2025What do you do if you run into a longtime peripheral acquaintance while showering after the pool? Like "Hey how are things, sorry I'm naked" 230
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Aw somebody wrote a really nice review of my novel! I love the Winnipeg scene winnipegpublibrary.wordpress.com?fbclid=PAZXh...winnipegpublibrary.wordpress.comReaders' Salon 210
Reposted by Ava G.Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 08/10/2025You may saa~aay I'm a dreamer (shitty beatboxing) And I am the only one (shitty beatboxing) Don't ever thii~iink that you'll beat me (table drum solo) Because I haa~aave the best dreams 1698547
Reposted by Ava G.The Breacher @thebreacher.bsky.social · 08/10/2025This statement is more perfect the less context it has. 131
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Discovering I am way too charming to be an effective adhd body double 150
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I like when the name of a new band sounds like the name of an old band and you're like, Oh, kind of a clumsy reference, but sure! But then you realize the new band is so young they just haven't heard of the famous band they accidentally ripped off 030
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I wish I just got stage fright, instead I am plagued by Logistical Anxiety 130
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I have all these starbucks gift cards from my students but every time I go there and stare at the menu I'm faced with the truth that what I really want is just a glass of milk 340
Reposted by Ava G.Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/06/2025happy summer solstice ☀️ please remember to sacrifice the two eldest members of your village by sundown 28774153
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025When your long-anticipated bath is actually just 30 minutes of vigorous naked bathtub cleaning 190
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Was behind a car with a vanity plate that read "SRSLY" and I was like, Humans shouldn't exist. But the next car had a bumper sticker that said "keep honking I'm listening to Alexisonfire's 2005 Screamo Masterpiece Watch Out" and I was like, Well alright 050
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Made a mental list of all my symptoms to google and then was like "oh it's stress" 0192
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Spent Friday night sitting quietly forcing myself to understand the Monty Hall problem and then all night I dreamed about goats 030
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Rediscovering my casual academic interest in serialized literature i.e. Wattpad omegaverse romances 030
Reposted by Ava G.ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025peak times when a band would be from Boston and so they would name themselves Boston. 2115
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Harry Potter keeps coming up in the podcasts I listen to lately so now I'm thinking about it all over again, like, this world had 4 types of people: brave, nerds, evil, and perfectly nice i.e. embarrassing, and we were surprised that JK turned out to be kind of unhinged? 020
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 17/05/2025It was +37 C on Tuesday and now it is snowing, and that is why I live in this freakish place. It is like a cursed kingdom in a fantasy novel 1201
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I put sugar in my salads that's how bad I need the dopamine 020
Ava G. @awglen.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I once met someone at a bar by sitting alone reading about my favourite dinosaur on my phone until a person came up and was like, Excuse me are you just looking at dinosaurs? 180
Reposted by Ava G.Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 30/04/2025masterful analysis here by the national post. "if things had been different, the outcome of those things would be different" cool thanks bro 132999115