Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 8hLet me fix that: “I think I gave ICE too much money to hire far too many officers under a president who I knew would insist on deploying them without adequate vetting and training.” 13762143
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 9hHold on, let me translate: "When I walk around 50th and France, it's all upper middle class white people and I feel comfortable. When I walk around Uptown, I see people who don't look like me and I get irrationally scared." 1201
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 10hLocal small business wants lower taxes and the ability to exploit their workers, news at 11 0110
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 10hYeah that will do it. I get dumber every time I listen to the average small business owner 😑 120
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 12hZelenskyy: "It is important that the world does not stay silent about this. And it is important that the United States really see what is happening and who is responsible for this war continuing." 12445203
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12hfarritor and kliger are the two who i want to see in orange jumpsuits being hauled off to prison 402694494
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 13hWe can end homelessness if we try. With vets, we tried, and we succeeded. With the general population, we're not really trying 0183
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16hyes I think a horse-drawn wehrmacht armed primarily with bolt action rifles would easily conquer the entire mass of africa, not get wiped out in a matter of days by Egypt's professional 21st century air force 1343875413
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18h“.. two dozen former #DOGE staffers have parlayed their government experience into relevant private-sector jobs .. looking to win government contracts .. .. at least six DOGE alumni have registered on Sam.gov, a government contracting portal ..” newrepublic.com/article/2165... 35940448
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 13/10/2026PSA: when turning left onto a one-way street, you do still need to check to make sure you're not turning directly into a crossing pedestrian 0172
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)David Roberts @volts.wtf · 12/10/2026I just made & ate an unbelievably delicious breakfast sandwich and it reminded me of the eternal & indisputable fact that breakfast sandwiches are the highest form of cuisine. The single most reliably delicious food available. They never miss. 192166
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I brought this up during Metro Surge but I BEEN saying that people have been discounting how much of "Why Minnesota???" is because this MF specifically hates Ilhan Omar and everything else is collateral 324542
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes! 8570131778
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 12/10/2026Well, now I know what I'm getting baby Hans for his first birthday: brass knuckles 060
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 12/10/2026Folks, I’m starting to think this Justice Department might be politicized 1430934
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Aleesa @akuzee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026New from AP: The Justice Department said in a statement Monday that HSI agents executed a judicially authorized search warrant secured by the department in the Washington, D.C., area but provided no other details. apnews.com/article/ilha...apnews.comFederal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources sayFederal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter. 1147
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can we take just a few seconds to acknowledge the birth of a new classic meme 211358381
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow. 524459697
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 11/10/2026Pretty sure they're still at the checkout lanes at Lunds 130
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 11/10/2026You pulled a chase rare and want to know what to do? It's not that hard, you toss it in a disorganized pile with all the draft chaff, like everything else, of course. At least that's what I do 010
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ben Shapiro is so terrible that him being a fan of a team outweighs the literal pope. 223914
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shouldn't it be "Bullets Strike ICE Agent in Civilian-Involved Shooting" 51169196
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Ryan 🦇 @pyry.lutefisk.online · 10/10/2026PSA campaign about getting your election doomerism under control for the greater good 1172
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 10/10/2026I don't know how anyone can watch a movie with motion smoothing turned on and not want to gouge out their eyes 0110
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course 613423639
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026study shows water is wet 1563084
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/10/2026Kind of a buried lede in the results of this Supreme Court approval rating poll from Marquette: Overall support for Supreme Court expansion, which even Democratic politicians were dismissing as "radical" just a few years ago, is now at 53 percent today.marquette.edu/2026/09/marq... 492778786
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026a livestreamed execution is just a lynching 285103542012
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Katie Jones @katiejonesmpls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is unacceptable AND solvable. While we work to fix the immediate issue, please make sure to contact your electeds to let them know having community based carshare matters to you. 16016
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Alma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years 61567316
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 06/10/2026Man I wish it were feasible to get down to Chicago for tomorrow's game 020
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 06/10/2026My mom has had one for a long time, and it's a really fun car, I love driving it! And I think she's spent the original sticker price on repairs over the years. If not more 😵💫 000
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They’re so fucking fragile. 0607
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 06/10/2026Yeah, I still avoid turn by turn as much as possible. I want to actually learn the geography of my area, not just blindly follow instructions 040
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 06/10/2026I find myself interested in this Wikipedia article today, not sure why en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakup...en.wikipedia.orgBreakup of the Bell System - Wikipedia 130
Reposted by Avocadoplex (Matt)Bill Lindeke @blindeke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve got a (partial) solution my friends and it starts with P and rhymes with “barking.” 🕺🏼 www.minnpost.com/cityscape/20...minnpost.comOne simple solution to St. Paul’s budget woesFree or nearly-free parking is a nice-to-have in St. Paul, but when the city is in the hole, it’s time to rethink old policies. 97117
Avocadoplex (Matt) @avocadoplex.bike · 06/10/2026Dammit, @postoctobrist.bsky.social, "György Lukács" "oh yeah I loved star wars" had me barking out a full throated laugh on my walk to the bus this morning 020