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Average Jane

@averagejane.bsky.social
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I mostly talk about pets, board games, gardening, coffee and recipes. Embracing my inner crone by turning into your Mom Friend. I only speak for myself. Yes, I will go to brunch with you. | She/her

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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16h
I made pumpkin waffles for the first time. 10/10 but would add more spice next time.
A pumpkin waffle covered casually with whipped cream sitting on a fluted clear glass plate on a dark wood table next to some library books and a mug of coffee.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Kansas, if you have a mail-in ballot and end up waiting to the last minute to drop it off, be aware that you can take it to ANY polling location on Election Day.
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Doctor “NAFO” If You’re Nasty @docnickie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Refusing AI is like refusing one of Sauron’s delightful Rings of Power! Think of all the power!!”
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t have dinner parties, per se, but I invite people over all the time for board games, brunch, etc.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a fleeting notion about restarting my morning walks today, but then remembered we’re about 30 minutes out from an entire day of thunderstorms.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone have the hookup for a discounted (or free?) KC Renaissance Festival ticket?
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Aerin Finehair @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
revenge IS self care
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke up early, so now one of these is in the oven. scientificallysweet.com/cinnamon-swi...
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BEST Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Bread (so moist!) VIDEO - Scientifically Sweet
ULTRA MOIST Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Bread with buttery brown sugar pecan streusel topping. This is the BEST pumpkin bread in the world!
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You may have gotten a booster during the 1989 outbreak. But unless you happened to have kept records, it’s hard to know.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grateful for easy TikTok recipes that use handfuls of spinach because I got a vat of it I hadn’t ordered in an Instacart delivery and I feel obligated to use it all.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having a cup of English breakfast tea and pondering whether to make a quiche or go back to bed.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please admire my recently refinished handrail: as solid a piece of hardwood as you could ask for. Last weekend I scraped and sanded off all the old finish and decided to just use clear sealant. Returned it to service before anyone might need it.
Aqua wall with a natural wood handrail over some carpeted stairs. Ignore the bad spot on the carpet. I need to borrow a staple gun.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've said this before, but THE ROOK by @danielomalley.bsky.social. There was a short-lived TV show that completely left out all the humor and absurdity that makes the book fun. It deserves much better.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sick in bed with two crashed out cats and a very comfortable looking little dog.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As someone with decided whining tendencies, I’m surprised that I’m holding back in the face of numerous reasons to be whiny.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As someone with a chihuahua, this discovery makes me unreasonably happy and also explains so much. www.sciencealert.com/it-turns-out...
sciencealert.com
It Turns Out Chihuahuas Are Actually Part Coyote
Chihuahuas are really weird dogs.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wrote a LinkedIn article about how Dungeon Crawler Carl can help you navigate a layoff because I am cheesy but also because I feel like I need some engagement for my own job search.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s nothing like losing power right as you were about to get ready for the day. I got dressed in the dark, unhooked my garage door opener, and went to the coffee shop.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was heading home but all the rainwater puddles started making my car run rough and now I’m pulled into a random gas station in the hope that the storm will settle down a little.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time I trip over one of the black cats in the dark, I imagine them feeling slightly sorry for me that my eyesight is so limited.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ordered a small run of business cards for a networking event from a FedEx office center and got a notice ten minutes later that they’re ready for pickup. Things must be a little slow around there.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
many social media managers will encourage you to spread your posts throughout the day but why do that when you have 500 thoughts and you could just literally post them all at the same time
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The weather is getting marginally cooler, so I must make chili. And cornbread, of course.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today’s ADHD project: removed the old finish from a ~50-year-old wooden stair rail with a carbide scraper and sanding. Now I’m trying to decide whether to stain it or just throw a few coats of clear polyurethane on it.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Product Team: Hey, I have an idea to suck all the remaining joy out of childhood.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[Bruce Dickinson voice] “Six! Six! Six! The breakfast of the beast!”
McDonald’s breakfast receipt for a meal that cost $6.66.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reading lots of books. Learning to make new foods. And I just joined a rock band again.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy to see that Bluesky now numbers your threaded posts for you!
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love that Community Blood Center tells you the name of the healthcare facility to which they’ve your donation. It makes the whole thing feel less theoretical.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kayaked in southeast Missouri yesterday and the sun on my legs was so hot! It didn’t occur to me until today that I could have used the towel in my dry bag to cover them. Fortunately my sunscreen did its job.
Blue sky, green trees and kayakers on a river.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have I ever judged people for going out in public in pajama pants? Yes. Am I at the grocery store in pajama pants now? Also yes.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watched a coyote trot calmly down the middle of my suburban street around 1:30 this afternoon.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bought one canned oat milk latte to see if I wanted to take that variety camping. Uh, no. I feel massively overcaffeinated and it was also way too sweet.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I keep hearing muffled sounds of some sort and after checking to make sure it wasn’t some random device in my house, I’m forced to conclude that it’s something loud and annoying outside.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The problem with only going camping once a year is figuring out where Last Year You thought it was reasonable to put all the gear after a long, tiring road trip. Currently searching for my large cooler ice packs.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I very much appreciate all the infrastructure improvements happening all over town, but the detours are breaking me because the street layouts in my neighborhood make absolutely no sense.
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There are only two stories that won a Hugo whose screen adaptation also won a Hugo. “All Systems Red” is the second one. The other is “Dune” Congratulations @marthawells.com.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If I could say one sentence to cats and make them understand it, it would probably be "If you are going to puke, please do it on a hard surface."
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A woodpecker is quality assurance testing the outside walls of my home office.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Crabgrass is the devil. That is all.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m starting to unfollow every YouTube channel that’s using AI thumbnails for their videos. That should free up a lot of my time going forward.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character.
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Agree to disagree.
Alt: Alexander Skarsgård as Murderbot saying "Agree to disagree."
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Perennial wisdom.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm revisiting my youth later this week by going to jam with some musicians I've been in bands with before and I went to find and listen to Screaming in the Night by Krokus to refresh my memory. 1/
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