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Average Jane

@averagejane.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.6K following 2.3K posts

I mostly talk about pets, board games, gardening, coffee and recipes. Embracing my inner crone by turning into your Mom Friend. I only speak for myself. Yes, I will go to brunch with you. | She/her

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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 23h
I guess I should clarify: any polling location in your county.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The cats love open windows season.
Well-fed shorthairs black cat sits on a windowsill.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turns out that the leftover canned pumpkin from making pumpkin bread is exactly enough for a batch of pumpkin waffles. #thrifty
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made pumpkin waffles for the first time. 10/10 but would add more spice next time.
A pumpkin waffle covered casually with whipped cream sitting on a fluted clear glass plate on a dark wood table next to some library books and a mug of coffee.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pizza stone or one of those pizza pans with lots of holes in it.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Kansas, if you have a mail-in ballot and end up waiting to the last minute to drop it off, be aware that you can take it to ANY polling location on Election Day.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to keep all my ticket stubs but that fell by the wayside a long time ago.
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Doctor “NAFO” If You’re Nasty @docnickie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Refusing AI is like refusing one of Sauron’s delightful Rings of Power! Think of all the power!!”
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t have dinner parties, per se, but I invite people over all the time for board games, brunch, etc.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a fleeting notion about restarting my morning walks today, but then remembered we’re about 30 minutes out from an entire day of thunderstorms.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, I did that last year. I don’t really want the turkey legs, though.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone have the hookup for a discounted (or free?) KC Renaissance Festival ticket?
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’d think.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I played board games yesterday, so my back is wrecked because apparently a slight forward lean is just too much.
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Aerin Finehair @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
revenge IS self care
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m glad I posted this because I forgot to set the timer.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke up early, so now one of these is in the oven. scientificallysweet.com/cinnamon-swi...
scientificallysweet.com
BEST Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Bread (so moist!) VIDEO - Scientifically Sweet
ULTRA MOIST Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Bread with buttery brown sugar pecan streusel topping. This is the BEST pumpkin bread in the world!
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I completely get that. Despite the fact that I sing in a rock band, when I’m going out I’d rather see live comedy than a live band.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I took a chance on a bagged Caesar salad yesterday. So far, so good.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh no! I had to replace mine during the pandemic and I basically bought the only one that was available at the time after being told that my old one was trying to give us carbon monoxide poisoning.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So the solution there is the carrot cake recipe that uses carrot baby food instead of grated carrots.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You may have gotten a booster during the 1989 outbreak. But unless you happened to have kept records, it’s hard to know.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grateful for easy TikTok recipes that use handfuls of spinach because I got a vat of it I hadn’t ordered in an Instacart delivery and I feel obligated to use it all.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve been wanting a Zojirushi bread machine for years. I had one of the very first Welbilt machines ($5 from a garage sale) and used it on and off for years before I lost a key part. They’re fun to have.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spinach quiche in the oven. It wasn’t as casual a decision as you’d think because I had to make the crust from scratch and grate all the cheese. Not a big deal ordinarily, but I’m also sick.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having a cup of English breakfast tea and pondering whether to make a quiche or go back to bed.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please admire my recently refinished handrail: as solid a piece of hardwood as you could ask for. Last weekend I scraped and sanded off all the old finish and decided to just use clear sealant. Returned it to service before anyone might need it.
Aqua wall with a natural wood handrail over some carpeted stairs. Ignore the bad spot on the carpet. I need to borrow a staple gun.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've said this before, but THE ROOK by @danielomalley.bsky.social. There was a short-lived TV show that completely left out all the humor and absurdity that makes the book fun. It deserves much better.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sick in bed with two crashed out cats and a very comfortable looking little dog.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As someone with decided whining tendencies, I’m surprised that I’m holding back in the face of numerous reasons to be whiny.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My brain had deleted it from memory and I was surprised to see it upon rewatch.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As someone with a chihuahua, this discovery makes me unreasonably happy and also explains so much. www.sciencealert.com/it-turns-out...
sciencealert.com
It Turns Out Chihuahuas Are Actually Part Coyote
Chihuahuas are really weird dogs.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wow, that’s beautiful!
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wrote a LinkedIn article about how Dungeon Crawler Carl can help you navigate a layoff because I am cheesy but also because I feel like I need some engagement for my own job search.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There’s actually two guys: the lobster guy and the crab guy. But they’re both represented in the comments.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love that guy!
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The idea that they had to explain what guacamole is - wild.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s nothing like losing power right as you were about to get ready for the day. I got dressed in the dark, unhooked my garage door opener, and went to the coffee shop.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was heading home but all the rainwater puddles started making my car run rough and now I’m pulled into a random gas station in the hope that the storm will settle down a little.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time I trip over one of the black cats in the dark, I imagine them feeling slightly sorry for me that my eyesight is so limited.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ordered a small run of business cards for a networking event from a FedEx office center and got a notice ten minutes later that they’re ready for pickup. Things must be a little slow around there.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
many social media managers will encourage you to spread your posts throughout the day but why do that when you have 500 thoughts and you could just literally post them all at the same time
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It used to be legitimately good but now it’s flavorless and way too expensive.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The weather is getting marginally cooler, so I must make chili. And cornbread, of course.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I also finished painting some hallway trim that I started 13 months ago and finally peeled up the masking tape.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s why I’m hoping my current TV lasts forever.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today’s ADHD project: removed the old finish from a ~50-year-old wooden stair rail with a carbide scraper and sanding. Now I’m trying to decide whether to stain it or just throw a few coats of clear polyurethane on it.
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