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Average Jane

@averagejane.bsky.social
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I mostly talk about pets, board games, gardening, coffee and recipes. Embracing my inner crone by turning into your Mom Friend. I only speak for myself. Yes, I will go to brunch with you. | She/her

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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The cats love open windows season.
Well-fed shorthairs black cat sits on a windowsill.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made pumpkin waffles for the first time. 10/10 but would add more spice next time.
A pumpkin waffle covered casually with whipped cream sitting on a fluted clear glass plate on a dark wood table next to some library books and a mug of coffee.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please admire my recently refinished handrail: as solid a piece of hardwood as you could ask for. Last weekend I scraped and sanded off all the old finish and decided to just use clear sealant. Returned it to service before anyone might need it.
Aqua wall with a natural wood handrail over some carpeted stairs. Ignore the bad spot on the carpet. I need to borrow a staple gun.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is my first year growing them. One is ground level and split into three stems. The other is more than four feet tall. 😳 I have some other dahlia plants but those are the only ones to bloom so far.
Yellow dahliaRed and yellow dahlia
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[Bruce Dickinson voice] “Six! Six! Six! The breakfast of the beast!”
McDonald’s breakfast receipt for a meal that cost $6.66.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kayaked in southeast Missouri yesterday and the sun on my legs was so hot! It didn’t occur to me until today that I could have used the towel in my dry bag to cover them. Fortunately my sunscreen did its job.
Blue sky, green trees and kayakers on a river.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Black Cat Appreciation Day, eh? We certainly appreciate Moose and Mazikeen around here.
Huge, fluffy black cat named Moose standing next to a teal door with a purple rug in front of him.Sleek yet chonky black cat named Mazikeen (Maze for short) curled up in a grey, donut-shaped cat toy with board games on a shelf behind her.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Here’s my spice cupboard. Absolutely not excessive.
An extremely full spice cupboard, heavy on Penzey’s brand, with a bottom shelf displaying multiple tiers of neatly arranged jars and bottles of oils and vinegars, a middle shelf with more jars and bottles, and a top shelf of baking essentials in bags and tins.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have a beat-up 12-ounce coffee vessel that I’ve been covering in stickers. Today I added a small one that may be my favorite.
Black thermal coffee cup with stickers on it. The central one says: I’m not like other girls…I’m way worse!
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Morning purrs and snuggles with Mazikeen the evil queen, showing her possible ill intentions via her crazy eyes.
A shiny, short-haired black cat with gold eyes on a person’s chest.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The thing with online library holds is that sometimes you unexpectedly get a 754-page beast!
Brown and tan chihuahua sniffs at a chonky library copy of He Who Fights with Monsters.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence
Black and white photo of a woman in a flannel shirt in bed with one arm around a sleeping black cat.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This for sure.
The distinctive building at Tee Pee Junction in Lawrence, Kansas, built in the 1930s.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This hotel: You’re on the 13th floor. Don’t be a baby about it. You’ll be fine.
Elevator floor ID plate with the number 13
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s National Donut Day, so obviously I must respect the occasion.
A glazed donut on a glass plate with a mug of coffee in the background.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The world of Idiocracy is here. ffs
Sign that says: LEFT TURN YEILD [sic] TO [bicycle icon]
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Believes that it is suppertime. Is off by 18 minutes.
Brown and tan chihuahua staring into your soul.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dr. Jones helped me read and drink coffee last weekend.
Brown tabby sits on a person’s lap with Tom Cox’s Everything Will Swallow You paperback and a cup of coffee in the background.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In Jamesport, Missouri, the Cat Distribution System is punitive.
Sign in a shop that says: For every seal you break you will receive a free barn cat. Please do not open diffuser oils.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That explains the warning that woke me up - and the power outage we’re having.
Weather radar map with a huge wall of storms heading right for Kansas City.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Moose's Saturday morning bask.
Gigantic fluffy black cat sitting in a ray of sunshine, looking out a glass door, relaxing on a nubby purple rug with a jade green door open behind him.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Kudos to this one for behaving exceptionally well for company today without having to take a calming treat.
A brown and tan chihuahua gazes into the middle distance between gnaws at her prized yak cheese chew.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Loved seeing how many people were out and about going to independent bookstores yesterday. I bought a couple of children's books for my little free library, grabbed a free book on growing tomatoes, and purchased three books for myself.
A shadowed brown tabby oversees a book haul laid out on a bed including The Stardust Thief by Chelsea Abdullah, Hemlock & Silver by T. Kingfisher, The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff, a couple of kids' books, and this year's Independent Bookstore Day freebie, Your Best Tomatoes: From Seed to Plate.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I bought this doormat specifically for delivery confirmation photos like this.
Package left next to a doormat that says, “Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee.” And behind the glass of the storm door, a brown and tan chihuahua barks ferociously.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Please enjoy these flowers currently blooming in my yard.
A patch of pale purple iris blossoming.A lovely coral single peony with gold inside on a vivid green background of its leaves along with grass and clover.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Nuh uh. Bombastic side-eye.
A brown and tan chihuahua who knows what many English words mean, taught herself to walk into her harness in pitch darkness, and can be counted on to police cat fights. Verdict: Not dumb.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This fellow was overlooking my feeder last summer and caused me to take it down until the coast was clear. #RaptorsAtFeeders
Hawk perched on a deck railing looking for snacks.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Without downloading any new images, what are your plans for the weekend?
Brick street with old buildings and a black sign with white letters that says: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Photograph of a sleeping orange cat in a fuzzy costume with a headband and a caption that reads: Japanese designer created a costume that turns your cat into a tempura shrimp.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My son had his teeth cleaned this morning and I’m about to go pick him up. They said he has great chompers for an old man.
Brown tabby in a Pet Taxi carrier, questioning the life choices that have brought him here.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Taking advantage of the last rain-free day this week to hang out some laundry.
T-shirt quilt made from mostly early 2000s designs, many of which are from Threadless and other online sources. It’s hanging to dry on an outdoor clothesline.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is the most actively evil furniture design of all time. The bruises I’ve gotten from this are deeply upsetting.
Arts and Crafts bed frame with a footboard rail that juts out evilly at thigh-bruising height.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
How every day feels lately.
Close-up of horse sculpture having feelings. Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art in Kansas City, Mo.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I refuse to turn on my a/c and my office feels like an oven, so I’m declaring that the weekend has begun. With weather like this, who knows how many weekends we have left?
Weather app screen shot that shows a temperature of 92°F on March 20, 2026
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I do not force these stupid time changes on my pets, so their mealtimes are now between 5:30 and 6 (am and pm). I tend to let my work hours shift accordingly as well.
A black dog on a beach holding a sign it uprooted showing a red “no” symbol over a black dog symbol. Caption says, “Become ungovernable.”
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Found a pic!
Blonde woman singing into a microphone wearing a fabulous faux alligator jacket and raising one fist in the air, flanked by older men playing guitar, bass and drums.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Drop something red.
A bottle of Red Stripe beer on a painted table.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m sick and my nurse dog is staying close.
Brown and tan chihuahua stretched out on a grey comforter with a pattern of birds and red flowers.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.
An early morning drive through a neighborhood with sun rays highlighting the fog.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dr. Jones being handsome at you. #caturday
A brown tabby with a pink nose nestles on top of some blankets with his eyes closed.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If you need to get out of your own head, I recommend going to see a guy demonstrating how to make glass marbles.
A man standing at a chaotic workbench at Moon Marble Company in Bonner Springs, Kansas, making a marble from red Murano glass rods. A sign at the front of the bench reads: There will be a $5.00 charge for whining.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You might think, “Well, of course most cats are bigger than a chihuahua.” But you need to know that *this* is an extra-large chihuahua weighing ~12 lbs, so the cat is truly massive. An absolute unit.
Enormous fluffy black cat in a floofy cat bed right next to a much smaller brown and tan chihuahua on a grey blanket.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. (The album was already old by then, but I was very into prog rock in my late teens and early twenties.)
The cover of the 1971 album Fragile by Yes with a watercolor illustration of an Earthlike planet from space with oversized trees and a fanciful airship with insect-like wings.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Mazikeen always looks like she wants to fight me when I take her picture.
Shiny black cat with gold eyes, giving you the stink eye with her ears in the airplane position.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Yesss!
An icy mocktail in a tall glass that’s pink at the top and yellow further down. It involves pineapple and coconut, I think.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Post a car picture you took.
A silver Subaru covered with snow in an unshoveled driveway.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’ve been making them for every holiday. At Christmas we did little cups to use up the chocolate leftover from dipping other candies.
Candy nests made variously with desiccated coconut and semisweet chocolate, butterscotch chips or white chocolate dyed pale green, with jelly beans for eggs. Arranged on a glass serving plate, covered in plastic wrap.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My boy cats snuggling.
Enormous long-haired black cat at the end of a bed with a much smaller brown tabby curled up asleep next to him.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I bought this rack at an estate sale and gathered my TBR piles from all over the house to consolidate them. We won’t talk about the digital TBR list.
Stand with six angled shelves loaded with books. It’s next to a doorway in front of an apricot wall with burgundy trim. There’s a stuffed cicada toy in larval form perched on top.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This was the first lunchbox I had. I chose a picture of a rusty one because it was ALWAYS rusty. Anything that leaked made it rust. My olfactory memory is pickle juice and rust.
Visibly rusty metal Scooby Doo lunch box circa 1973. The border is yellow with a yellow plastic handle. The illustration shows a headless horseman on a cliff, poised to throw a jack o’lantern, with the full moon behind him. In the foreground, Shaggy and Scooby are fleeing in terror.
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