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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
letting @tasharobinson.bsky.social know that her 32-year-old rankings of iowa city pizza are now being relitigated on reddit www.reddit.com/r/IowaCity/c...
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From the IowaCity community on Reddit: The DI's pizza rankings, 9/8/1994. Top 3: Godfather's, Secret Pizza, Mazzio's
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wonderville is the closest i’ve ever found to that club from hackers but it’s just too small to ever really be that
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that the Human Instrumentality Project may continue. “All is well,“ a member of SEELE, the mysterious organization attempting to force the evolution of the human race, could be heard saying, before melting into a puddle of orange goo.
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
stealth runs in og deus ex would have played sooo differently with this
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
reminded me of the ghost from halo and honestly that vehicle should have been this intelligent
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
all the while muttering "if i were percodan, where would i be?"
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
each of my iphones has lasted like 5-6 years and the only reason i’ve replaced them is the newest iOS not being supported. rock solid hardware is sooo possible we just don’t fuckin do it for so much
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
when we quite literally follow in the footsteps of our forebears by walking in buildings’ shadows whenever possible
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it’s somehow worse than fulton st despite serving fewer lines
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
lol belvedere castle in central park has this but also an attendant telling people when they can go up so it takes away the fun a bit
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
time for an Onion article that gives NYC the Boston treatment, using Chinese rail for comparison
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
been fighting with myself for decades over whether killer7 falls into this category
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 02/05/2026
art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
recalling feinstein snapping at a voter “you didn’t vote for me” and pelosi ridiculing the green new deal as “the green dream or whatever”. obsolete nosferatus, all
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i desperately need him to remain in office as long as possible so that in addition to picking the low-hanging fruit he can effect a lasting sea change in nyc civics, culture, politics, etc. so many calcified attitudes and approaches that can be overhauled
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
traveling between the store-bubble, the car-bubble, and the house-bubble with its ring camera, cowering in fear all the while
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
love it when people discover/rediscover the ship's delightfully absurd design. would be funny imo to see it with TNG's crew and bright lighting. geordi and data performing maintenance on the spiky hellsphere lol
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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖔𝖉𝖆 ✦
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 07/04/2026
This shot from Artemis II of the Moon eclipsing the Sun is one of the most breathtaking astronomical photos I've ever seen. Holy *shit*. [kottke.org]
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Solar Eclipse From the Far Side of the Moon
This shot from Artemis II of the Earth eclipsing the Sun is one of the most breathtaking astronomical photos I’ve ever seen. Holy shit. Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026,
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
glad the ones around here still have nacho fries
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
hell yeah! (misinterpreted this for outright exsanguination at first)
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
ah fuck I forgot to plan out my future
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The Baffler @thebaffler.com · 24/03/2026
Classical music is as exploitative a field as any, with a high risk of workplace injury—and fewer jobs than ever before. Back in 2019, Kate Wagner wrote on the rarefied sphere. thebaffler.com/salvos/strik...
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Strike with the Band | Kate Wagner
The world of classical music is neither noble nor fair, though its reputation says otherwise.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i feel like if you did this in juuust the right bar in nyc the response would be galvanic, i'm just not sure which bar that is
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
would give anything for a 6 conductor to actually announce this
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
wow, you guys had it all
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
wait till you revisit a chain-smoking sam jackson as a hardboiled sysadmin
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
can he do, idk, an unbalanced version of russian roulette or something
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
some fresh art for the subway and i'm digging it
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
HANK: i don’t get it. why am i being reassigned to the border team? SMOKING MAN: [eating another button of peyote] you misunderstand. the border is coming to you
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
as a huge fan of all things chris carter and vince gilligan i heard every single one of these voices in my head and this entire thread was a sheer delight. also we called krycek "ratboy" back in the day and jonathan banks needs to say that name with his usual gusto
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
it all started with sean spicer and spicytime
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
the only words in the old idle thumbs theme
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
saw you live for the first time here! can’t wait!
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
he’s so much hammy fun to watch in that
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Why does any advanced civilization seek to destroy a less advanced one? Because the land is strategically valuable, because there are resources that can be cultivated and exploited, but, most of all: simply because they can." -G'Kar, "Babylon 5" (1995)
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 01/03/2026
Jan Mankes’ Evening Landscape, 1912
a line of tall trees, its night and a cresent moon can be seen
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
this was '94 and by today's standards mulder's list is positively anemic
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
at school we used to do hours of multiplayer marathon 1 and 2 in the computer labs. powermacs of some sort. had a mod called “depleted uranium” that fucked with the weapons in the best ways. best damn times ever
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"exuding titleness" (1995) by andrew sega
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
02/24/26 - rental unit tour
a drawing of a floor with a giant dark hole in it, with eyes looking out of it, and a caption saying "over here you can see the yawning chasm of eyes peering out from a darkness that stretches on forever. Some tenants like to put a blanket over it but it tends to make the eyes angry."
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
more than happy to let social media filter the fun bits for me. btw thanks again for the tip on the weed store at myrtle-broadway. it's bc of you that i've been able to get sleep for the past year or so
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
once saw someone blasting a chopin nocturne from a portable speaker at flatiron and lemme tell you, instant improvement in my day
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
just watched a web browser *take perceptible time* rendering the old lurker’s guide to babylon 5 whose code is basically still ‘90s html. in 2026 that shit should be instantaneous
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neily cyrus @autoexec.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
carrot
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i love lady gaga, but what’s next? lord goo goo?
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