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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us without teeth

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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 21h
AI has changed my parenting too (I play house sparrow calls from the merlin app to get my cat to stop being naughty)
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Humans are a cursed species, can't even imagine you'd be using your brain for fun. New Zealand has to build jungle gyms for the kea parrot to get it to stop fucking with road work
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I grew up in the suburbs but now I live in a pretty nice area with a 10 mile bike path running through it. I see so many more kids outside on their bikes and also goofing off by streams than I ever did when I was a teenager. The infrastructure really matters.
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did this one
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After that they can work on banishing whatever demon lives in acrobat pro
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These are the type of dudes who back up when my cat walks toward them
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mom who falls asleep watching any action/scifi/superhero movie was wide awake and having a great time watching madame web
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's like breakroom donuts, one of the few gifts from this cold and cruel universe
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why does every other country get better cover designs than the US. Its honestly depressing
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work because they are increasingly viewed as the villains."
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For me there's something cathartic about picking up office furniture with my mind and just launching it
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want to collect all the new age loon music
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These past 2 years man, I'm really going insane
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What???????
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Its not agi until it can tell me exactly where the closest least bittern is right now
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does Turning Point think Hitler, Stalin, and bin Laden are all in heaven....
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 11/09/2026
AN URGENT EXCLUSIVE: Ahmed Soliman, the 30-year-old gay man ICE expelled in April to Equatorial Guinea, a country he has no ties to, was arrested this morning and cannot be located, his attorneys say. They fear he may be in one of EG's torture prisons. prospect.org/2026/09/11/i...
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Immigrant Trump Sent to African Hotel Prison Arrested After Speaking With Media, Lawyers Say - The American Prospect
Ahmed Soliman’s attorneys fear he may have been sent to one of Equatorial Guinea’s notorious torture prisons.
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One time a doctor told me to "just go to therapy" when I told him I kept having pain. Most of the time its just so inadequate
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Could've paid off my student loans and started saving for a house lol
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Its like we're elementary schoolers being bribed with a pizza party
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Compared to when I was growing up there are so many more books written by people from all types of backgrounds. It feels like all this censorship is trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. An impossible, miserable undertaking
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
land of the free baybee!!!!
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you think you can just screen for female hormone disregulation then do I have a bridge to sell you called "gynecology"
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel crazy but haven't we been doing this every other week/day/hour?
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't think it's the grotesqueness either. I saw Princess Mononoke on IMAX, the demon boar scenes were horrifying and stomach twisting
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think about how he made the guys cry and I wish it happened to our tech overlords instead. In my opinion part of the critique was about not making art using your own thoughts and feelings. One of the reasons Studio Ghibli is so popular is because every detail is infused with humanity
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Different, but similar vein; ebird.org/news/threat-...
ebird.org
From Truth to Fake: The Threat of AI to Media Archives - eBird
As AI becomes commonplace, what you see in a photograph may no longer represent reality. Learn about how this impacts eBird and what you can do to help.
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mine will sometimes blockade the door with his whole body and if you try and step over him he'll reach out and try and grab your leg
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Awful. Just awful. A promising young man, a high school honors grad who joined JROTC and dreamed of becoming a doctor, killed himself because of the Trump admin’s obsession with hurting Haitians and the humiliating shame of an ICE ankle monitor. His blood is on their hands.
A picture of a young black man, dressed in a light blue suit with a smart black bow tie, smiling as he is handed a diploma from a school official, a white man in his 40s-50s who is also smiling. Underneath is the caption “Pierre Damas Bel receives his high school diploma. (Family Photo/Instagram)”Bel arrived in the United States in 2024 in order to reunite with his parents, who had fled Haiti three years before. The family was granted temporary protected status, purchased a home in Springfield and settled into life in the U.S. Bel dreamed of studying medicine and graduated high school last May with honors and as a proud member of the Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps (JROTC), his father said. He was the eldest of three siblings and his family described him as smart and responsible.
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“A Haitian immigrant who had grown increasingly distraught after losing his protection from deportation and being outfitted with an ankle monitor was run over and killed Monday in what his family believes was a suicide.” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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Haitian immigrant in Ohio takes his own life after losing temporary protected status, family says
Pierre Damas Bel’s family said he felt humiliated by an ankle monitor ICE officers placed on him after the Trump administration canceled protections for thousands of Haitian immigrants.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
"Regulations, basically, should be default gone," Musk said. "Not default there, default gone. And if it turns out that we missed the mark on a regulation, we can always add it back in."
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
USGS used to be a respected scientific institution but now its just make-a-wish for a drooling memory-ward patient
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
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Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I see this my mind feels at peace
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of my favorite cafes where I live posted an AI image on Instagram and immediately got bullied into removing it
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I never truely understood the phrase "eat the rich" until last year
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I was on jury duty like 6 years ago and Walmart was involved in the case. That place is a fucking panopticon, cameras are everywhere
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gotta get a goth gf by 2027
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mine has an ultimate move where he'll roll and show his belly, if you take the bait you get bunny kicked by a cat that's about the size of a small bobcat
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
AI is just a mirror test for humans, some fail and bond with the reflection
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 21/08/2026
I’m putting out an official discourse warning for tonight. take shelter, prepare a firebreak, lay in supplies, etc etc etc
Discourse warning with Alf
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Every knee will bow, every tounge confess
A four pack of House Foods Firm Tofu. Always below $3 at the Chinese market
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'll always remember the time a cybertruck tried to cut into the exit lane during a traffic jam. No one let them in, it was incredible
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was on grand jury and all TV copaganda was shattered the 1st time a detective testified
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Administration made up of nosferatus from other dimensions
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Thank you, Google AI
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I was him or Jack Smith I would've high-tailed it out in 2024 to some country without an extradition treaty
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Aurelia Offbrand @aurelias.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You know every single one of these guys has never been to a taqueria
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