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Aunt Elle

@auntelle.bsky.social
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Aunt Elle is the ex-wife of a once famous criminal mastermind who survived to pursue a Juris Doctorate simply to piss him the fuck off. Join Elle for some snark and truth about what’s happening in the US right now.

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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s the puppy herder’s first day on the job and the sheep understood the assignment with being supportive and encouraging.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No president should be allowed to do this shit to our house.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is only the beginning. He has no plans to leave office or allow free elections. Nor are his plans hidden—they're all unfolding in plain sight. The Insurrection never ended and the Christofascists won't stop until our democracy is gone. Choose who you'll be in this moment.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/05/2026
NEW: The judge has weighed in on the $1.7 slush fund. I promised an update when she did. Please share widely.
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#globalmisogyny
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/05/2026
I cannot emphasize this enough: everything we are seeing right now with voting rights, and especially the racist gerrymandering we’re seeing in the South, makes complete sense if you remember it was all in Project 2025. This was part of the plan. It’s white supremacy and too many ignored it.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“they’re open to it” is like parent code for maybe, which always means no.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is really the only “place” in my world where I can say exactly what I’m thinking. Not sure if that’s good or bad. 🧐
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FOX 13 Seattle @fox13seattle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Florida’s top law enforcement official described surrogacy as “modern day slavery" on Saturday as his office is reported to be lining up to challenge the practice as unconstitutional. bit.ly/4dALJ8Y
Surrogacy is ‘modern day slavery,’ Florida AG argues in push to stop the practice
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Tea spitter.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
it ain’t great 😞
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My university’s learning platform was hacked along with 9,000 other schools, and apparently no one can access their data. I’m so glad I hand wrote all my notes like the little old woman that I am. Open book final Tuesday. hehe
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/05/2026
Internet rules dictate that whenever you see the Tom Holland Umbrella video, you have to share it. I'm just following the rules.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Oughta build ballrooms in every state — ya know, like they did with fallout shelters.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We’re not only watching history change irl and rt, everything written in law books will be changed, too. And that’s great but I’m about to take my final in Con Law II, and three main cases were obliterated just this week. Please don’t change anymore longstanding precedent until after May 10.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Release that reads: 

APRIL 29, 2026

TODAY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DISMISSED THEIR FELONY CHARGE OF CONSPIRACY AGAINST MYSELF AND THREE OTHERS - INCLUDING MY CAMPAIGN FIELD DIRECTOR - WHO PROTESTED ICE.

This was unexpected, and appears to have happened so the government would not have to release the unredacted grand jury transcripts that brought these charges in the first place.
While I still have my trial next month for our misdemeanor charges, this dismissal is not just a win but an enormous weight off my shoulders.Release that reads: 

APRIL 29, 2026

ALL OF US AS DEFENDANTS HAVE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS ENDURING CONSTANT STRESS, FEAR, AND LEGAL FLES, WHILE BEING ACCUSED OF A BASELESS CRIME WE DIDN'T COMMIT THAT COULD PUT US IN PRISON FOR YEARS.

The psychological and financial toll is immeasurable and one that is becoming too familiar to Americans being targeted by our federal justice system for the mere act of dissent.

And while that toll has not disappeared, this win is exactly that: a win. A big one.

And we plan to celebrate another win next month when a jury of our peers finds us not guilty.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Every state advancing racially discriminatory redistricting plans under Callais should lose its congressional representation, per the 14th Amendment's apportionment clause.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 26/04/2026
There was a mass shooting this morning at Indiana University that has left nine injured. The Indiana Daily Student has been facing pressure by Republicans and school administrators to shut down the print edition all year. Why isn't Donald Trump or legacy media corps reporting about this huh?
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LIVE UPDATES: At least 5 wounded by bullets, fragments during Kirkwood shooting, no suspects in custody
A press conference is scheduled for 1 p.m. at City Hall.
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Del Wasso @banksyfella.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
MUST READ.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Remember that all of this is because the cool black man made fun of the orange guy at an elaborate corporate dinner.
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SteveH @sghendricks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I asked a client today how he was feeling after our session, and he smiled and said, “only the Gods above could have it any better.” That’s the coolest compliment I’ve ever received.
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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
1. This is what America looks like with a President who is both a sociopath AND losing his mind. 2. It’s a good time to remind every member of the U.S. military they swore an oath to the Constitution, not an individual, and they have a duty/they are legally obligated to disobey illegal orders.
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Friday’s eve! Your course & approach, throughout your journey has been faultless. The path you’ve drawn is exceptional & you know what is left to be done. Go & bring this cruise to completion. Let’s go! Be careful. Be safe. Be radiant. Be encouraged. Be shiny. Be glimmer. Be you. Take no shit.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The New York Times rolling up its sleeves to do the hard work of normalizing the idea that women should not have the right to vote.
NYTimes Headline: The Women Who Believe That Women Should Lose the Right to Vote
Subhead: Adherents to biblical patriarchy support household voting: One household, one vote--the husband's. They say the idea is catching on.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We can’t do daycare so watch closely—instead we’re gonna take jobs away from women so they can take care of their own children!
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I know this has circulated with alacrity recently, so you may have already seen it, but if you haven't... WOW BOY HOWDY it's the most useful thing. Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service: cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...
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Google Has a Secret Reference Desk. Here's How to Use It.
40 Google features to find exactly what you need, the alternative search engines that do things Google won't, and the reference desk framework underneath all of it.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
👇👇
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
RICO.
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 15/03/2026
The story behind Lil Marco's oversized clown shoes from Trump is worse than you thought.
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Global Abortion Rights News @globalabortionnews.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What fetal personhood means: “If you had a law that said we’re going to pass an unequal amendment that makes it official that women do not have the same rights as other people, I think people would be pretty upset. This is the world we’re going to live in.” - Mary Ziegler
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How Hospitals Helped Erode Reproductive Rights
Criminal prosecutions sparked by hospital drug testing helped advance the legal concept that the fetus had interests the state could protect.
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
leftists are over here like “we literally want a revolution where the poorest and most oppressed with be uplifted and everyone will have the right to a dignified life” and white people are still like “wahhhh I wanna do race science”
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@KeepItBlueDems.bsky.social @keepitbluedems.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Fall of Roe v. Wade: A Cautionary Tale open.substack.com/pub/charliea...
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The Fall of Roe v. Wade: A Cautionary Tale
There will be a tendency to look back on the Trump ascendency as a sudden and inexplicable breach in the democratic order.
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I hate being right all the time.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’ve had fun here but I’m seeing quite a bit of stereotyping, 😞 tropes, and just generally shitty posts 😡 that I can’t tolerate anymore so imma pop out for the rest of this very pretty very sunny ☀️ Saturday. Y’all be nice to one another. ✌️
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Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Strongmen, like Trump, live in constant fear of being held accountable — which is why all of us should be concerned about what they might do to the upcoming midterms. The best thing we can all do is pay attention, call them out for what they’re doing, & turn out in huge numbers in November.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Has Mr. Noem ever even gotten to ride on Affair Force One?
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A good laugh can be found here.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m not putting the /s anymore. You’ll just have to guess.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/03/2026
NEW: the texas state Supreme Court just temporarily BLOCKED a lower court judges ruling extending polling hours in Dallas County. Any votes cast by people not in line by 7 PM will have their votes set aside pending the outcome of the litigation.
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IsThatDonHeath? @donjheath.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=VLR7... For the innocent
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Adagio for Strings, Op. 11
YouTube video by Leonard Bernstein - Topic
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