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Aunt Elle

@auntelle.bsky.social
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Aunt Elle is the ex-wife of a once famous criminal mastermind who survived to pursue a Juris Doctorate simply to piss him the fuck off. Join Elle for some snark and truth about what’s happening in the US right now.

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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You’ve confused heterosexuality with responsibility and heterosexual women laugh at guys who need a brownie button after being an adult for two consecutive days. 😂
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dr Mike, MD Esquire has some thoughts, huh.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What a loser.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Anyone who travels here does so at their own peril. S. S. Miller will have all brown people herded into the camps. Status won’t matter if you’re the goalie. Stay. Home. Stay safe. These people are nuts, and while the WC is a big deal, it’s not an event that’s worth risking your life.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Never a benevolent overlord around when ya need one.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I really had to read your sentence four times to get that to should be two and then I still wondered which of these two you thought had personality.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Not so.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s crazy how blasé most people are—literally dogs drinking coffee in a 5 alarm fire 🔥
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Senator reclaimed her time to ask legitimate and relevant questions because the witness veered off topic and started to blame the prior administration for this administration’s actions… the witness is the one stalling and deflecting. The Senator has every right to reclaim her time via procedure.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
his what now? who’s gonna tell him?
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s the puppy herder’s first day on the job and the sheep understood the assignment with being supportive and encouraging.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When 2/3 of your act is underground it’s easier to say no.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Pulte is in place to tear the roof off this sucker. They’re going to burn this mother down.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They can’t see it due to the giant dump trucks full of lobbyist and manipulated market and prediction money blocking their view.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
She really stung that frog. 🐸 I expected so much more from her after being inside for five but ya know 🤷‍♀️ [Tongue click]
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s inevitable. Just sit back and relax. Oh gosh where have I heard that before?
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yeah. Similarly, Trump spray paints his face but most people don’t know that.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Might that be because our orange faced fat ass lying failed reality tv host, hotelier, vintner, fashion designer, steak maker, phone peddler president conman carnie grifter does not think about the financial situation of Americans? Not even for one minute? If you don’t know by now WE are the mark.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He’s been a Democrat, an Independence Party member and Republican. He swings any which way the wind blows provided the wind blows the money in his direction. He’s a Republican in name only —a big fat RINO—because he found out that’s where the biggest grift lies. Failure upwards is his specialty.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Can you imagine the physically painful speeches that would result from this? Smith speaks normally like an angry Southern Baptist preacher on meth.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
His truth social platform is like that little village of storefronts where caregivers take Alzheimer’s patients so they can feel like they’re part of the real world.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s all good until someone buys a car in your name. 😂
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ok. Is Sam Smith or Jasmin Jones a man or woman? How about Kelly? Jamie? Kennedy? Carter? Sometimes, it’s necessary to have a full understanding of who is present. I have a very common name and could be a man or woman on paper. Your identity is linked to the state the moment you’re born.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
LE uses the information for fast visual ID; the state uses the data for demographics and your data is cross checked against other data sources whenever you use your ID; some names are androgynous, some people are non binary…it is distinguish you from another with your name. Easier than DNA, prints.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What I’m saying is, if the state requires your gender marker, they have established a law or regulation to that effect and until someone challenges that, it will stand, and that because the state can regulate, it would likely stand anyway.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Constitutionally speaking, the state will win that argument. They can define their regulations however they like and ID falls within that jurisdiction. They can even push the boundaries of the BOR so long as their objective is reasonable and narrowly tailored to fit the state’s interests.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Jeez ya know regular Joes get arrested for insider trading. It’s like right there in the first couple of chapters of the HR handbook as a zero tolerance offense. Our government setting some amazing standards for the youth of America. 🇺🇸 TrumpRICO ™️
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It stems from before technology. IDs used to be paper without any picture. Is it needed now? State will argue yes; it’s for visual ID. The state defines its regulatory frameworks however they like within reason. If the state wants to know M/F, there’s a legit reason. Some states allow X.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You’re a good egg, Noonan.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I bet he thinks the cognitive ability tests are the CAT “scans” that weren’t done on any particular body part. 😂 I’d call him an imbecile but that is too kind and its hard to pinpoint just one word for how {stupid + arrogant} he is other than Dunning Kruger but I don’t even think that applies.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
And he shouldn’t be allowed to be this shitty of a president.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No president should be allowed to do this shit to our house.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
We were there to obliterate their civilization and leave their military in the dust and at the bottom of the ocean but now were leaving their military alone to not obliterate anything and so their military can recover —because we shouldn’t have been there. Trumplogic ™️
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Florida ranks somewhere behind Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia and Tennessee, and at the very least, there are nice beaches, restaurants and theme parks that step with the times. If you *really want to go back in time, head to Mississippi. As soon as you step off the plane, it’s 1965 again.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Poor Biff. No one will go to his birthday party.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
GM to AW: Melania? Oh that B is off doing a bump. She’ll be right back. I’ve got someone new I want you to meet…
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Why? Congress members are making more money than they know what do with. Why would they do anything to stop it? Ethics are long gone. Integrity is a thing of the past. There are about 5 politicians of the 535 that actually represent the people. The rest are there to increase generational wealth.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
euthanasia comes to mind
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A third of them are dead so…
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The chick who wrote it —Paulina— said to Ben Meiselas that it was exactly the answer needed because Miller is an ugly fuck, inside and out, and he needs to be told as much in no uncertain terms.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Working for ICE should definitely be something that goes into one’s “permanent file.”
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Young is old. Milli is dead. Vanilli never sang. Day ain’t got the time. Flo Rida busy eating cats. McBride sings about abuse. This is all made up bullshit.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I don’t we should expect norms from a guy who looked directly into a solar eclipse.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Brain dead inbred
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So very sad. My sister died as a result of this exact shit. 💩 We begged the court for the RO, begged LE for the arsenal to be removed from the house. They knew it was a murder-suicide risk. Now we’re left in limbo without justice or closure. I hope this man understands what he’s done.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Who is everyone? The people living in huts or the ones with floor to ceiling windows? Plus America won’t help. Our weirdo leaders call climate change bunk and ban us from saying the words so they can hedge fund the shit out of the country and its resources to make insane profits. 🤷‍♀️
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
FYI The so-called settlement also bars any future investigation or audit of his entire family, which, as of last Thursday includes Epstein’s banker…since Anderson’s daughter, Bettina, married T, Jr.
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Aunt Elle @auntelle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
They’re taking our minds, land, form of currency and water. I cannot foresee any problem with this.
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