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Aud

@audthecodewitch.dev
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👩‍💻 Sr. Software Engineer - Actively on the job hunt! 💍 Wife to @docswarlock.bsky.social 🐾 Dog mom of two 🐟 Freshwater aquarium queen 🎓 BA English lit 📚 Book worm LGBTQIA+ ally 🧷🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Black Lives Matter ✊ I stand with Ukraine. 🇺🇦

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 23/09/2026
My inner scholar is just constantly screaming in the corner.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poetrye ys the technologye of hope
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 23/09/2026
History of the English Language was such a fascinating class. #EnglishMajor
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love for a booke ys nevir unrequited
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 23/09/2026
My foggy brain today literally thought you were talking about Charlie's Angels for a second, and I was SO confused. 🤦‍♀️😂
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 23/09/2026
Never google your symptoms. It's always cancer or death, which isn't nearly as fun as Eddie Izzard's options. 🎂💀
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Cake Or Death Eddie Izzard
ALT: Cake Or Death Eddie Izzard
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 23/09/2026
I've been watching a tomato slowly ripen in my neighbor's garden. It looks perfect now, and (despite being allergic to tomatoes) I am sorely tempted to produce-nap the tomato, leaving a William Carlos Williams-style apology poem in its stead... Or I could just pick one of our own tomatoes. 😂🍅
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please read this whole thread. It’s a very good depiction of how community care looks right now. Please be ready to show the same care.
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Lu @luciluneon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You need to start reading books. Real actual books. Like right now
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 07/09/2026
I love the stripes! I just wound the cake for my first pair of socks this afternoon. I learned how to knit in March of this year, and I’m excited to learn some new techniques!
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I FEEL THAT TACOS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUMPKIN SPICE
THERE I SAID IT
FIGHT ME.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 25/08/2026
Same. 🦋
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"What is the point of having money if you don't use it to help people?" — Dolly Parton, Dollywood Foundation press briefing (2016) (Attn: today's mega-billionaires.)
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logic or it didn't happen @antifunkaf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We shall not look upon her like again
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 25/08/2026
I will always love you, Dolly. 🦋 #DollyParton
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 25/08/2026
Not me looking considering migrating my projects off of Github and onto something else... I'll do literally anything to avoid job applications. 🫠 #womenInTech
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designgeekatl.bsky.social @designgeekatl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Underwater sculpture by artist Jason deCaires Taylor.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A digital illustration of a crow, aiming toward the southeast, seen from a high angle, with its head turned to the southwest. In its beak it is holding a steak knife of some kind. You know like in that meme but a little different. The crow is casting a pink shadow onto an irregular orange shape it is standing on. And arrayed around said shape is some rough lettering in multiple colors reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm 80% sick and 20% also sick
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.
JK Rowling says the lawsuits will keep coming - to prevent trans women from using the right restroom.
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 05/08/2026
So AI companies are trying to get their employees to reduce their AI usage... Maybe we could all just agree this was a terrible idea from the start and just go back to using our, I dunno, brains again?
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Aboogail Screamini @abbeyperini.dev · 05/08/2026
Another day, another doctor's waiting room where it's just me and 80 year olds
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love this….. #BookSky
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 30/07/2026
What a counterpoint to what's going on right now with Anthropic. Burning a book for heat is pretty much the only book burning I'd support.
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 30/07/2026
Amazing! At what depth and region are these jellies typically found? 🪼
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 30/07/2026
Fun fact - I still keep my first library card in my wallet for luck. It's a laminated piece of printed cardstock that was issued to me at the @ppld.org East branch in 1994. I had just started kindergarten and was exhausting the checkout limits on my mom's card! 😂
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 30/07/2026
@ppld.org has always been a special home away from home for me. I love to nip over to the High Plains branch during my lunch break just to soak up some of the magical energy that only libraries have... and to pick up my next batch of holds, of course!
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 30/07/2026
Congratulations! I need to get my cro-jo back.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A digital illustration of a red T-rex type theropod dinosaur standing on a bare volcanic plain cracked with lava and an erupting volcano on the distance. The Dino is looking back over its shoulder to see a number of fiery rocks falling out of the orange sky. The Dino is covered in yellow stripes some of which seem to spell out the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A Very Bad Thing to Do….
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
That's what makes her so magical. Now that I'm back in Colorado, I really miss my Ocean Mama and all her children.
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
I did a 6-minute yoga practice with a 2-minute savasana. That doesn't sound like much, but while climbing out of this fibro/cfs flare, it feels like a massive accomplishment to me. #chronicIllness #fibromyalgia #chronicFatigueSyndrome #yesIveTriedYoga
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Half the planet is having a massive fight about how to correctly interpret an Ancient Greek poem but go ahead, close some more humanities departments.
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
"Summer Nights" and "Hopelessly Devoted" are my faves, but we had this album on repeat throughout my childhood... They're all so good!
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
Crybaby behind the mic: "Not one more word!" Attorney: "I only need seven. Fuck all y'all."
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
And then there's also the accompanying Reynaud's, so being cold is ALSO a terrible experience. Damned if you do...
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
We very much would LOVE to enjoy a nice day outside! It's just what's "nice" to most is a molten hellscape to us.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Digital illustration of the original jaggedy pixel Space Invaders from the original video game game. They have been 3D-ified and covered in bright gradient colors and weird textures and they are glowing. They are hovering over a starfield around a block of similarly 3D-ified and colored and glowing pixel lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's more important now that ever before!!! VOTE!!!
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
I'm hanging in there. I'm coming out of a fibro flare, and progress is frustratingly slow. My brain is feeling better, but my body isn't quite there yet, so I'm constantly on the verge of overdoing it again. 🫠 How's everyone else? #fibromyalgia, #chronicFatigueSyndrome #chronicIllness
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Correct me if I’m wrong” Dude, I don’t have that kind of time.
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Aud @audthecodewitch.dev · 29/07/2026
I'm behind where I'd typically be this time of year, but I'm in no rush. I've got plenty of time.
A screenshot of my goals. The text reads, "2026 Reading Goals. You have read 20 books this year. Books: 20/52 books." Below the text is an oval progress bar that is partially filled in with teal. It says 38% on the right.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
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