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Audrey X

@aubreyalberic.bsky.social
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60 something semi-bi former futch and amateur sadist. Been away for a while, in more ways than one, but now slowly coming back to what passes for reality in my world.

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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 10h
#Nature
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#Fashion
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 10h
Kento Iida
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 19h
#Politics
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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 21h
If nothing else, Believe in Art. 🎨
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Nina @nina-75.bsky.social · 20h
Martedì
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 21h
While the Israeli military invades a Palestinian university in the occupied West Bank to demolish a memorial to Palestinian students the IDF has previously murdered, here in the UK our political & media class focus on telling us the Green Party are the problem.
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 20h
#Nature
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Steve Lombardi @smlombardi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 21h
#TittyTuesday
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#TittyTuesday
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 22h
#TittyTuesday
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 23h
#TittyTuesday
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My local Tesco Express has Smirnoff vodka at £17 a litre. I don't usually partake of budget brands, but at that price it is even cheaper than Absolut.
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#StreetLife
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#art
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear Leader's latest pathetic attempt to buy votes is to gift every old person 'nearly' a hundred dollars. fuck you, you cheap bastard. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all this bullshit. link is here: bit.ly/4z6ucxe
Donny wants a cookie for doling out a tiny pittance to you, while at the same time grifting billions off his gullible worshipers. Fuck you, Donny — you don’t get a cookie.

Remember — Donny isn’t doing this out of the goodness of his heart. This isn’t the work of a great humanitarian. This is the desperate act of a losing loser who knows he’s going to fucking lose.
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#faces
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#sport
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#interiors
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#science
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#art
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Couples
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#interiors
That moment when she draws the curtains then then sits down with her legs apart, looking at you expectantly.
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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 05/10/2026
I walked upstairs to my bedroom. Halfway up, someone was already descending. Neither of us stopped. It was me, wearing a sinister grin.
Photo by HIDDEN COUPLE. A lone figure ascends a curving staircase bathed in soft light, their silhouette framed by the stark geometry of tiled walls and shadow. The upper portion of the image glows with diffused illumination, while the lower half sinks into deep black, evoking a quiet threshold between darkness and form. The handrails guide the eye upward, echoing the motion of the figure—mid-step, wrapped in stillness. The moment feels suspended, as though time holds its breath within this minimalist, cavernous space.
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Couples
This is not usually the most efficient way to either give or receive a cunt licking, but in some circumstances it really hits the spot.
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#couples
There is something a bit special about having sex on a sofa. Looking back I think my experiences on sofas have always been better than in bad.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways." Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways.
Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chefs use this continuous thin sheet to create fine julienne cuts, decorative edible garnishes like flowers or butterflies, or specialty preparations like hanabi (firework) vegetable tempura. 🥕 TT: @big_c.panupong
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)
pic of Natalie walking, bag in hand
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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 14/06/2026
The train moves. The man walks. The city trembles. In the rain, all fades.
Photo by Trace Hudson. A lone figure with an umbrella crosses a rain-slicked street, framed by blurred skyscrapers and the soft glow of a train labeled "Kimball" approaching on elevated tracks. The scene captures the quiet tension between urban speed and human stillness, with reflections shimmering on the wet pavement and diffused light painting the city in dreamy hues.
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#interiors
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#art
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#couples
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Faces
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Audrey X @aubreyalberic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Zen Southern Guy @southernvoyeur.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Study in Shadows by Vladimir Kornienko.
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 04/10/2026
always my answer youtu.be/9jepxk6aL8E?...
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - Citizen Kane
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026
I’m crushing your head
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𝙹*𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎 🍏 @artmyoldfriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love and light everyone. 🖤✨🍁 “Autumn Night" is an oil on canvas painting by Ukrainian impressionist artist Andrii Frolov.
“Autumn Night" is an oil on canvas painting by Ukrainian impressionist artist Andrii Frolov.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This iconic photo captures a concert fan named Paval Konovalchik being lifted high above the crowd in his wheelchair at a 2017 music festival.
This iconic photo captures a concert fan named Paval Konovalchik being lifted high above the crowd in his wheelchair at a 2017 music festival.
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vivian Maier
Black and white photo of a manikin in a shop widow taken in an angel so you can see  crinolines in a mirror under the manikin 

Vivian Maier (February 1, 1926 – April 21, 2009) was an American street photographer who spent roughly forty years working as a nanny while quietly capturing more than 150,000 images that went entirely unrecognized during her lifetime. Today, she is celebrated posthumously alongside photography titans like Diane Arbus and Robert Frank as one of the greatest street photographers of the 20th century.
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Steve Lombardi @smlombardi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today, Germany is celebrating its Unification Day! In honor of this day, we are sharing this photograph taken by Helmut Newton in his hometown of Berlin in 1990 for ZEITMagazin. Born and raised in Berlin, Newton had to flee the Nazi persecution in 1938 but returned to Berlin for commissions in the 70s and onwards. He used the Berlin Wall as his backdrop many times, both before and after its fall.

This photograph features fashion designer and professor Grit Seymour, who worked with Newton as a model in the newly unified city. In an interview with Vogue Germany, she recalled how his assistants posed her in a matter of seconds once Newton had found a composition he liked. This included, as seen here, situations with GDR border guards who were still on patrol.

Helmut Newton, ZEITMagazin, Berlin 1990 © Helmut Newton Foundation.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Pixel🍓🌈💖 @bugberrypie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What good is staying hydrated if I feel like I'm about to pee my pants every ten seconds
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