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@attorneydad.bsky.social
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Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 20m
My plan for Supreme Court reform would begin with Supreme Court justices who do not take a mocking or condescending tone with an advocate who is just reading their own %^*+ing words back to them and asking that they be applied in a mildly different context
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DC law friends and #AppellateTwitter : how early are we standing in the lawyer’s line? Assume it’s a single argument without much buzz.
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every time my brain says to itself, “you will feel so much happier if you go ride a bicycle, even for a little while.” Every time my feelings deny and resist. Friends, the brain was correct .
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jim & Andy, please text before calling, or you will go straight to vm
University of Austin law school search committee - judges Andrew Oldham, James Ho, Amul Thapar
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Retweeting tweets about my argument
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
POV: You are the Gordon Dean, in the Office of the Solicitor General, in the seminal 2d amendment case United States v. Miller (1939)
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
31st oral argument in front of the court of appeals and 32nd overall and at some point I’m going to learn not to say dumb things but not there yet!
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Eric Segall @espinsegall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Romo is out at CBS because of his DUI but it’s possible Bari and friends thought it was DEI and just missed a letter.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My favorite thing about President Trump right now is the way he “praises” Ken Paxton
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A thing that has bothered me since LAW SCHOOL: Filburn was also growing wheat for the market. At issue was the part he planted over and above his commercial allotment. It was a “marketing” allotment, not a growing allotment .
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not a very good cook but I do like to try. Tonight, Roti was too thick and didn’t evenly puff. But homemade hummus and masoor dal turned out almost respectable
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wanna see you dance again. Because I’m still in love with you …
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a longer trailer for that Nathan Fielder-Elizabeth Holmes A24 doc and I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HYPE FOR A MOVIE
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok. I’m impulse buying sushi; a Japanese lady is in the glass sushi booth, making more. Me: excuse me, could I have more wasabi? Her: Yes! (Motions me to the little door) Me: (opens sushi container) Her: (approaching with wasabi, singing quietly and melodiously) 🎶 I will give you / more wasabi 🎵 Fin
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It me
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The past few days, I have been obsessively thinking about the rosemary chicken special at EZ‘S with the student ID discount in Austin. I wish I could order that today to find out if it was really as good as I remember.
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am once again reaching out to all flight attendants to say, with all love and affection, “like books on a bookshelf” is not really the way you want people to load their roller bags in the overhead compartment.
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Hollywood DFPD @hollywooddfpd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The fucks I give.
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guess where is me….
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve always loved Chicago but then again I have never before tried to get a cab from O’Hare to Downtown at 5pm . Pretty impressive, and I say that as someone who has lived in DFW, Houston, and Austin.
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“And what do you need a gun for protection in a mall, in the first place?” www.fox2detroit.com/news/fairlan...
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Fairlane shooting: 19-year-old who acted in self-defense killing mall gunman, sentenced
A chaotic scene that played out at Fairlane mall on July 3 left three shot and two dead after a fight escalated. The 19-year-old who shot and killed a man dead in self defense was sentenced to probati...
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Might I ask why with so little effort at civility I am thus repulsed?” -Mr Darcy but also Mr. @attorneydad.bsky.social at every oral argument
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I might vote for a third Trump term if he promised to ban “reply all”
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@annabower.bsky.social mentioned on museum of Twitter 🫡😻 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTD3tXqBP/
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men will literally... instead of going to therapy - Museum of Twitter #0781 #twitter #twitterquotes #museumoftwitter #therapytiktok #meme
TikTok video by Jake Christie
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Alan Mygatt-Tauber @amtappeals.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The more I study the history of the US and the problems we still face, the more I’m convinced it can be summed up in one sentence: John Brown hung for treason and Robert E Lee didn’t.
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t understand why you call your YouTube recipe “one-pot dal” if you are going to tell me to use a second pan for tadka .
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One definition of poor planning is finishing east of Eden audiobook when it is nearly midnight and you still have an hour of driving to get home and no one whom you could call to talk about it
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just moved kid 3 into the dorm. It’s only 20 mins from our house. And I guess it was a little easier. Because this time I only feel a dull ache and otherwise complete emptiness 😭
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
trying to learn about audio equipment and intentionally looking for stores with one star reviews so i know the person at the shop is an enthusiast and not a businessperson
A Google review of an audio store reads: "Worst phone interaction I've ever had in my entire life. I called to ask if they had an electrostatic headphone amp, I was informed that it was a waste of money to own electrostatic headphones. Then I tried to say that I know a lot about headphones and own many and that I am just looking for an amplifier, but then I was interrupted and told that I don't know anything. Wild!"A Google review of an audio store reads: "I normally have tremendous empathy for the mentally ill but not with this guy. He's abusive, slanderous and bizarrely demanding -- and that's if he likes you. Maybe he can still repair stuff but I wouldn't know; I walked away after the third time he screamed at me for asking a simple question and that's no exaggeration. Actual screaming. Just wild."
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You: idk I worry about my kids & microplastics Me: using a pizza peel several times without removing the blue Saran Wrap for shipping We are not the same
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My reaction when much better brief-writers take time out of their day to provide helpful hints on how to make my work more persuasive: youtube.com/shorts/AWd7s...
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Rage Against the Machine live on killing in the name BBC radio#shorts
YouTube video by thecrazysniper5games
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Remember when is the lowest conversation … but …
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Did yall already talk about that CFTC opinion from Judge Starr, or am I about to ruin your day?
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just finished the third book int he Red Rising series. Should I continue or take a break? I’m told they get harder and darker and sadder from here .
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Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
OSTRICH LIFE COACH: "Why do you keep sticking your head in the sand and avoiding your problems?" OSTRICH: "First of all, that is a bigoted stereotype. See Gonzales v. Ford Motor Co., 662 F.3d 931, 934 (7th Cir. 2011) ("Not that ostriches really bury their heads in the sand when threatened . . .")
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When I was younger I relished the idea of working on cases in the news. I’m not all that old, but I am older. And I don’t love it .
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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social everything I know about sumo has been a direct result of your posts but I just watched a recap and I’m already mad they allow VAR in that sport too.
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I wanted an Argentina knock-out by Cabo Verde so badly I think I'm on a revenge arc this is for Vozinha
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don’t snitch on Spanish Jesus
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