hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 20mMy plan for Supreme Court reform would begin with Supreme Court justices who do not take a mocking or condescending tone with an advocate who is just reading their own %^*+ing words back to them and asking that they be applied in a mildly different context 000
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026DC law friends and #AppellateTwitter : how early are we standing in the lawyer’s line? Assume it’s a single argument without much buzz. 100
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Every time my brain says to itself, “you will feel so much happier if you go ride a bicycle, even for a little while.” Every time my feelings deny and resist. Friends, the brain was correct . 270
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerDaniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The all time classic 24282573
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 188111721872
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jim & Andy, please text before calling, or you will go straight to vm 010
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026POV: You are the Gordon Dean, in the Office of the Solicitor General, in the seminal 2d amendment case United States v. Miller (1939) 110
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/10/202631st oral argument in front of the court of appeals and 32nd overall and at some point I’m going to learn not to say dumb things but not there yet! 120
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerEric Segall @espinsegall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tony Romo is out at CBS because of his DUI but it’s possible Bari and friends thought it was DEI and just missed a letter. 2299
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 262185624910
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 72252335
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My favorite thing about President Trump right now is the way he “praises” Ken Paxton 000
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A thing that has bothered me since LAW SCHOOL: Filburn was also growing wheat for the market. At issue was the part he planted over and above his commercial allotment. It was a “marketing” allotment, not a growing allotment . 110
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Recession indicator 732957807
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m not a very good cook but I do like to try. Tonight, Roti was too thick and didn’t evenly puff. But homemade hummus and masoor dal turned out almost respectable 020
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 51537217
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wanna see you dance again. Because I’m still in love with you … 010
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They just released a longer trailer for that Nathan Fielder-Elizabeth Holmes A24 doc and I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HYPE FOR A MOVIE 010
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerJessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok. I’m impulse buying sushi; a Japanese lady is in the glass sushi booth, making more. Me: excuse me, could I have more wasabi? Her: Yes! (Motions me to the little door) Me: (opens sushi container) Her: (approaching with wasabi, singing quietly and melodiously) 🎶 I will give you / more wasabi 🎵 Fin 3464
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in 272221297
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The past few days, I have been obsessively thinking about the rosemary chicken special at EZ‘S with the student ID discount in Austin. I wish I could order that today to find out if it was really as good as I remember. 020
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am once again reaching out to all flight attendants to say, with all love and affection, “like books on a bookshelf” is not really the way you want people to load their roller bags in the overhead compartment. 130
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerHollywood DFPD @hollywooddfpd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The fucks I give. 011
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve always loved Chicago but then again I have never before tried to get a cab from O’Hare to Downtown at 5pm . Pretty impressive, and I say that as someone who has lived in DFW, Houston, and Austin. 120
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“And what do you need a gun for protection in a mall, in the first place?” www.fox2detroit.com/news/fairlan...fox2detroit.comFairlane shooting: 19-year-old who acted in self-defense killing mall gunman, sentencedA chaotic scene that played out at Fairlane mall on July 3 left three shot and two dead after a fight escalated. The 19-year-old who shot and killed a man dead in self defense was sentenced to probati... 000
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Might I ask why with so little effort at civility I am thus repulsed?” -Mr Darcy but also Mr. @attorneydad.bsky.social at every oral argument 030
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I might vote for a third Trump term if he promised to ban “reply all” 130
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerTuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places: 1511468710147
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026@annabower.bsky.social mentioned on museum of Twitter 🫡😻 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTD3tXqBP/tiktok.commen will literally... instead of going to therapy - Museum of Twitter #0781 #twitter #twitterquotes #museumoftwitter #therapytiktok #memeTikTok video by Jake Christie 120
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerAlan Mygatt-Tauber @amtappeals.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The more I study the history of the US and the problems we still face, the more I’m convinced it can be summed up in one sentence: John Brown hung for treason and Robert E Lee didn’t. 192
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t understand why you call your YouTube recipe “one-pot dal” if you are going to tell me to use a second pan for tadka . 010
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One definition of poor planning is finishing east of Eden audiobook when it is nearly midnight and you still have an hour of driving to get home and no one whom you could call to talk about it 010
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just moved kid 3 into the dorm. It’s only 20 mins from our house. And I guess it was a little easier. Because this time I only feel a dull ache and otherwise complete emptiness 😭 020
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026trying to learn about audio equipment and intentionally looking for stores with one star reviews so i know the person at the shop is an enthusiast and not a businessperson 1836147487
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You: idk I worry about my kids & microplastics Me: using a pizza peel several times without removing the blue Saran Wrap for shipping We are not the same 130
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My reaction when much better brief-writers take time out of their day to provide helpful hints on how to make my work more persuasive: youtube.com/shorts/AWd7s...youtube.comRage Against the Machine live on killing in the name BBC radio#shortsYouTube video by thecrazysniper5games 010
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Remember when is the lowest conversation … but … 010
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Did yall already talk about that CFTC opinion from Judge Starr, or am I about to ruin your day? 010
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just finished the third book int he Red Rising series. Should I continue or take a break? I’m told they get harder and darker and sadder from here . 020
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerSean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026OSTRICH LIFE COACH: "Why do you keep sticking your head in the sand and avoiding your problems?" OSTRICH: "First of all, that is a bigoted stereotype. See Gonzales v. Ford Motor Co., 662 F.3d 931, 934 (7th Cir. 2011) ("Not that ostriches really bury their heads in the sand when threatened . . .") 062
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When I was younger I relished the idea of working on cases in the news. I’m not all that old, but I am older. And I don’t love it . 220
hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social everything I know about sumo has been a direct result of your posts but I just watched a recap and I’m already mad they allow VAR in that sport too. 010
Reposted by hoboken squat cobbler⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254896963
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerit's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I wanted an Argentina knock-out by Cabo Verde so badly I think I'm on a revenge arc this is for Vozinha 151
Reposted by hoboken squat cobblerRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Don’t snitch on Spanish Jesus 323616