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Sure, air travel sucks right now. But have you tried finally watching the Bear season 4 and trying not to cry at Jamie Lee Curtis’s scenes while air traveling

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Last time I was there, people started standing in the public line the night before. 😂😭

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

DC law friends and #AppellateTwitter : how early are we standing in the lawyer’s line? Assume it’s a single argument without much buzz.

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Every time my brain says to itself, “you will feel so much happier if you go ride a bicycle, even for a little while.” Every time my feelings deny and resist. Friends, the brain was correct .

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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The all time classic

Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.

, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.

As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jim & Andy, please text before calling, or you will go straight to vm

University of Austin law school search committee - judges Andrew Oldham, James Ho, Amul Thapar

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

POV: You are the Gordon Dean, in the Office of the Solicitor General, in the seminal 2d amendment case United States v. Miller (1939)

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Spookiest October would be to force me to listen to one per day. Or really any of them ever again.

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

31st oral argument in front of the court of appeals and 32nd overall and at some point I’m going to learn not to say dumb things but not there yet!

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I promise not to look up what you can read in Mexico but not in Texas if you make the same promise re: Sweden

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Eric Segall @espinsegall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tony Romo is out at CBS because of his DUI but it’s possible Bari and friends thought it was DEI and just missed a letter.

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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads:

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Problem with this technique is many white women agree with the sentiment 😂

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My favorite thing about President Trump right now is the way he “praises” Ken Paxton

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am now mostly convinced that the creation of fungible , consumable commodities is close enough to / indistinguishable from commercial activity. But that ain’t originalism of any sort and it’s so dumb we have to pretend that it is

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was like bro you just taught us that a “holding” is the part of the opinion necessary for the outcome. How can that case “hold” that congress can regulate growth for non-commercial personal use ?

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A thing that has bothered me since LAW SCHOOL: Filburn was also growing wheat for the market. At issue was the part he planted over and above his commercial allotment. It was a “marketing” allotment, not a growing allotment .

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’d be more worried for you if any plane ever left on time anymore

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As someone with hyperfocus problems , I’m kinda glad this bug has not yet bitten me. :/

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not a very good cook but I do like to try. Tonight, Roti was too thick and didn’t evenly puff. But homemade hummus and masoor dal turned out almost respectable

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wanna see you dance again. Because I’m still in love with you …

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They just released a longer trailer for that Nathan Fielder-Elizabeth Holmes A24 doc and I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HYPE FOR A MOVIE

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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok. I’m impulse buying sushi; a Japanese lady is in the glass sushi booth, making more. Me: excuse me, could I have more wasabi? Her: Yes! (Motions me to the little door) Me: (opens sushi container) Her: (approaching with wasabi, singing quietly and melodiously) 🎶 I will give you / more wasabi 🎵 Fin

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is there anywhere to just see the ranking? I’m sorry my attn span is cooked but even reader mode was exhausting

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The past few days, I have been obsessively thinking about the rosemary chicken special at EZ‘S with the student ID discount in Austin. I wish I could order that today to find out if it was really as good as I remember.

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Imagine your suitcase is a book. Slide the book into the bin, bottom first, (spine down) (spine to the right)

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve been mulling your question while waiting for the last leg of this trip to take off. I don’t think there is a good answer. “Zipper parallel to the floor” and “zipper perpendicular to the floor” captures the diff between old SWA and new SWA bins, but both assume wheels-toward-the-windows

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am once again reaching out to all flight attendants to say, with all love and affection, “like books on a bookshelf” is not really the way you want people to load their roller bags in the overhead compartment.

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Hollywood DFPD @hollywooddfpd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The fucks I give.

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In most of the country, for most of the offices, in the general election, there is only one person with a shot at winning. If somebody votes for Harris, it’s because they wanted to shrink the gap and express a preference . 3rs party vote is the same way. IMO

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hoboken squat cobbler @attorneydad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Last thing : why is it only 1/2 a vote for the 2 lead candidates instead of 1 or 5 or 100 for each?

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