Reposted by Sean MarottaRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 16hI'm sorry, what? scholar.google.com/scholar_case... 4220813
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As deeply reported as this story is, it sadly does not reveal the answer to the question that has haunted me for years: Is there, in fact, a fellow in Maine who makes duck calls that is the basis for the hypotheticals the Chief has been inserting into his jurisprudence? 0154
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's great about this grant coming today is that it comes right after a zillion Supreme Court practitioners were interviewed for journalists' Term preview cases and said stuff like, "there aren't really any blockbusters on the docket yet for next Term." 020
Reposted by Sean MarottaAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This will be one of the most important immigration cases in a generation. The Trump admin claims that a 1996 law mandates the detention of millions of people without any right to a bond hearing; every person who entered illegally, no matter how long in the past. If they win, it's a nightmare. 351239505
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The awesome @jaimesantos.bsky.social has an excellent interview with @davidlat.bsky.social about her personal story and the appellate market these days. But I love this bit the most. davidlat.substack.com/p/jaime-sant... 070
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It does not appear, however, that there is a nonexistent Exhibit A to the complaint. (This is a callback for the real fans in the audience.) 080
Reposted by Sean MarottaMeredith Rose @mrose.ink · 29/09/2026So, fun fact: ever since 1994, and Newt Gingrich's "Contract with America" campaign stunt, Congress has had a SERIOUS problem with subject-matter expertise and institutional memory. It's why Congress has such a deep and complicated relationship with lobbyists. 1/ 718861
Reposted by Sean MarottaMeredith Rose @mrose.ink · 29/09/2026PSA that lobbying is just "talking to Congress for a living." It's a job description, same as being a software engineer. 3404
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Infinitely proud of my far-more-talented and far-more-charming wife Marne publishing in @bloomberglaw.com about what to look for when taking a lobbying gig. A lot of the lessons apply equally to law; look to the platform and beyond the bottom line. news.bloomberglaw.com/bloomberg-go...news.bloomberglaw.comLobbyists Joining a Law Firm Need More Than a Good Offer LetterOpinion: For lobbyists considering joining a law firm, it's tempting to focus first on reputation, compensation, title, and clients. Those things matter, but more important question is what happens af... 020
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A big get for Jenner as former New Jersey Solicitor General Jeremy Feigenbaum makes the jump there post-government service. @lindsayharrison.bsky.social has got to leave some talent for the rest of us. www.bloomberglaw.com/product/blaw... 153
Reposted by Sean MarottaSteven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A lot of people are dunking on this, but there has been a lot of boiler-room type behavior to sign up people for ACA plans, especially in Florida, with people sometimes unaware what they were signing up for. Bloomberg reported on the practice here: www.bloomberg.com/features/202...bloomberg.comHow Celebrity Deepfakes Supercharged Florida Health-Care HustleA wannabe hip-hop mogul and blue-haired internet marketer turned Obamacare into a lucrative get-rich-quick scheme, with an assist from Bain Capital. 148228
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Proud to announce I've invested in my mental health and wellness.* * Renewed my Disney World annual pass. 160
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At my son's rec soccer game. A tween girl is reading on a blanket next to her mom. Gets to the end of the book and slams it shut with a cry of anguish. "You can't just end like this! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! I need to know!" And, honestly? Mood. 1251
Reposted by Sean MarottaJoe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Having hobbies just because they're fun makes me a better lawyer. 1171
Reposted by Sean MarottaCorey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They can't end the series until someone publishes "Why Hunting Humans for Sport Makes Me a Better Lawyer." 261
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't want to put this lawyer, who seems like a perfectly lovely person, on blast, but I think it's time to pack it up on this series. 5171
Reposted by Sean MarottaEnnie @anyuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My dad told me this years ago! I assumed it was just a story! This is wonderful to learn. 4223
Reposted by Sean Marottalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646091989
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The reporter is wise to note that she doesn't know if this is defiance or, you know, the person who reprograms isn't in the office yet. So I am going to hold off on the three-alarm end of democracy for a bit. 181
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Returned a message from my kiddo's doctor and almost said, "Hi, so-and-so, this is Sean Marotta from Hogan Lovells," but thankfully caught myself before I defaulted into Work Voicemail Spiel. 1110
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026DMV-area Alanis Morisette: "It's like diverting to Dulles when you drove your own car to DCA." 2140
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is the order you get when you let the judge open the order template and start typing all by herself. 7301
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The United States Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit. #AppellatePlaces 2281
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I can't wait until a Civil AUSA that normally handles USPS mail-truck crashes has to argue that the habeas petition should be dismissed because the petitioner hasn't named the correct custodian even though petitioner's counsel has no way to learn who the custodian is. Judges are going to love it. 1286
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Good to see Katie Towensend on this complaint. (She was previously at Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, where she was on basically every free press amicus brief you could imagine.) 171
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When DOJ tells you you need to clean up your "free press" comment, but doesn't give specifics. 1192
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I thought about this sort of thing, too. When I was five and watching the G.I. Joe cartoon. 280
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watched the first episode of Widow's Bay because it won 14 Emmys and man the Emmys have a different definition of comedy than I do. 3141
Reposted by Sean Marottarax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it 141363127
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In this age of concern about teenagers' mental health, the high school marching band practicing on the field next to my son's rec soccer game has started playing . . . "Don't Fear the Reaper." 160
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026More in #BigLaw group head musical chairs: Brian Burgess is now co-head at Goodwin. This is an internal promotion and not a move, but well deserved. Brian is a fantastic lawyer who will lead Goodwin well after the equally fantastic @jaimesantos.bsky.social. news.bloomberglaw.com/product/blaw... 051
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The correctness of the U.S. News & World Report rankings work the same way. 080
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me, a 16-year lawyer who has argued at the Supreme Court, singing softly to myself in my office as I type: "M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i." 9531
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 18/09/202620-year-old me would be impressed by my career, but would think I was a dumb, frivolous Disney Adult. 20-year-old me would have been wrong. Or, rather, would have been right, but would have been wrong on it being a bad thing. 2150
Reposted by Sean MarottaMarin K. Levy @marinklevy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On this day — Sept. 17th — in 1939, future Justice David Hackett Souter was born. 🍎 0223
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hearing news that Spinal Tap has bowed out of opening for Ed Sheeran. 220
Reposted by Sean MarottaOrin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just remember, if the other side says something that enrages you, it proves they are outrageous; if your side said something that enrages the other side, it proves that you hit a nerve and you're over the target. 5355
Reposted by Sean MarottaSara Straw @oneoneder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026People who says "words can't be violence" have never encountered "1900s" in the wild 2226
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So many people's 9/11 stories involve watching it on TV. Mine didn't because we were worried students would see their parents jump from the Towers live. 2191
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I assure the associate that the new project will take just a few hours. 4223
Sean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At the local arcade with my two boys and took a spin on the DDR clone. I played it all the time in college. Easy, right? Chat, I am a 41 year old millennial who did not stretch first. I feel like @mrose.ink gets this. 9381