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Don't use socials much. Don't expect any activity. Cafe/Nonbinary/Musician/Hobbyist Creative/Not a DJ/Introvertedly Extroverted Happy to have met you, so let's meet again. Adult/🔞/probably following nsfw/content not for kids so go away.

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AtTheCafe @atthecafe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ashens never disappoints.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bluesky search results show message saying No results found for "i want messi to have an animated show".
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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Scavvie Foxxo @scavengerfox.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is so many of y'all rn
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Kurrikage 🔜 BLFC @kurrikage.me · 30/09/2026
Please fucking vote
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is apparently huge discourse on twitter today which is frying me
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AtTheCafe @atthecafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds like someone who gets served pickles in their burger because someone on the crew on grill has a crush and as usual, you're supposed to be mean to the people you like. Ask this mysterious pickle person on a date. I think something is blossoming. This is rizz, right?
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
McMollie's
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
batmanisagatewaydrug posting: "always some new bullshit in the ocean." the image attached to the tumblr post shows a cnn article titled: "watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes." the description of the article says: "scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report." 

local-demon-in-your-area asks: "Why is it always orcas or dolphins. Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once."

batmanisagatewaydrug responds with: "worry not, they're doing coke." the screenshot shows an article from science aaas with the title: "cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust"
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New Nintendo Switch 2 firmware update. You can now kiss your console without ridicule from your peers.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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AtTheCafe @atthecafe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obligatory 9 out of 10 experts. Remember you have free will and pelt that thing.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“Humanity has never faced a more deadly carrier of disease and bacteria than children, and their total removal is a massive medical breakthrough and a milestone in the management of illness in this country,” — Jane Christiansen, CDC spokesperson
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CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated ch...
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AtTheCafe @atthecafe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do you think gen alpha will get this reference?
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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AtTheCafe @atthecafe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Woohoo. Woohoo! WOOHOO!!
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ShadeFawks 🐇 Low Poly Artist 🐇 @shadefawks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seriously remember the Scooby Doo movie where fred was like "I'm not going to talk to the news about this because you'll make it look like I think Coolville sucks." Then on the news "Here's what Fred had to say after the incident." "Coolville Sucks."
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you think "i'm clever, I can help portray the fandom in a positive light!" You are exactly the sucker they're looking for. This will be tawdry and exploitative. DO NOT LET THEM USE YOU OR YOUR VIDEOS It's been a long time since the Vanity Fair article and the CSI episode. This'll be worse.
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026
Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
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DavidPCM / Demi! @davidpcm.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
alright -transphobia (x.com/LeaksRetro/s...) -bullying of countless emulator devs (MAME, DuckStation, Redream, etc) including byuu -misappropriating donations meant for developing cores, with that money spent on unrelated things among others retroarchleaks.wordpress.com
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NanoDrive @nanodrive.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
STOP USING RETROARCH

* EMULATORS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CORES
* YEARS OF ADDING "FEATURES" YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for switching to retroarch
* Wanted to use shaders anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRTs"
* "Yes please give me MAME 2003 Plus" "Please give me 14 different versions of bsnes and snes9x to choose from" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what retroarch devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the emulators we built for them
**(This is REAL emulation, done by REAL retroarch devs):**

Shows a picture of cryptic retroarch errors
Shows awful looking shaders applied to Sonic 2 before and after
Shows a clunky UI design with a dropdown for every possible number to set for audio latency

"Hello Steznek, developer of Duckstation help me with my retroarch problem"

They have played us for absolute fools
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly
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🌈Wally ~ Meditating in her Cave🌈 @wallyaurora.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"
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⋆˙⟡ qiyra ✧˖⋆ @qiyra.net · 18/07/2026
Old looking highly detailed painting of a man sitting at a desk, hand to head.

Text reads: ngl guys I miss the pre AI internet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
jame7t posting on tumblr to says: "dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeting me by trying to say 'is that everything' but fumbled and said 'e ga thebythin' and me trying to say 'yeah' or 'yup' just went 'yip!' in response. No survivors."

licthenbug reblogs to add a drawing showing the 2 turning into aliens after the conversation ends.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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AliTheGamingHag🍃☕️ @alithegaminghag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
kids these days
a screenshot of pokopia’s rocky ridges. to the left od the player is a Riolu looking dejectedly at an empty space with a speech bubble above him saying “My tablet…”
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
send this to your artist friends who are stuck on Twitter and are having trouble branching out
edit of the "Look Man He Helped Me Through a Very Tough Time" meme

The guy on the left representing X/Twitter is yelling "I LOVE GRADUALLY ENSHITTIFYING MYSELF WITH A SIDE OF CSAM"

the guy next to him, representing "artist (totally not stockholmed at all)" is telling a concerned person on the right with a cap on "look man it's the only website where I have reach, the changes aren't that bad you just gotta respect it."
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✨priya isn't at nycc, but at least you won't catch this cold @priyahuq.myatproto.social · 14/08/2026
quickly made up some posters you can print! i choose to believe that most HP fans are ignorant about jo rowling's hatred and if educated, would choose better. i don't think this education can be stretched further online. it's up to us to share our knowledge irl. left is letter, right is A4
handwritten/handwriting font black and white poster that says 
"HARRY POTTER FUNDS TRANSPHOBIA. If you support the new HP show, you are directly harming trans people and helping destroy ALL of our human rights. J.K. Rowling hates trans people and funds efforts to criminalize our existence." with a QR code to an advocate article about it. 8.5x11", free to print and distributehandwritten/handwriting font black and white poster that says 
"HARRY POTTER FUNDS TRANSPHOBIA. If you support the new HP show, you are directly harming trans people and helping destroy ALL of our human rights. J.K. Rowling hates trans people and funds efforts to criminalize our existence." with a QR code to an advocate article about it. A4
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Very excited Uni! :3
A black-and-white cat with big round eyes inside a tunnel
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
“Goodnight, my son,” said Zuckerberg, his voice a whisper as he took a deep breath to steel himself and gazed down upon the impossibly smooth, round face of the avatar, which slumbered peacefully in its twin-sized bed.
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Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg ...
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Tholp @tholps.site · 05/08/2026
please load another post
post by @didweb.invoxiplaygames.com on the Mutuals feed
"Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro (Song) feat. Team 10 (Official Music Video)" via @YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb...:

it is the only post present
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷‍♀️
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Viva Meccanica 💽 @vivameccanica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In long, VR creators are just trying to live in unprecedented times like the rest of us. They exist in a scary new space that people haven't normalized spending money on. Peeps gotta get paid if we hope for them to stick around. Always support small creators acting in good faith if you can!
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Viva Meccanica 💽 @vivameccanica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But... when you try to use some of these big company leverage tricks to drive down piracy suddenly you start to look not so different to some people, and that is the core of what hit the Druffle team. It's important to remember that these anti consumerist steps hurt everyone. Nobody liked it.
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Viva Meccanica 💽 @vivameccanica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When you pirate from a massive company they feel nothing, they assume that this sort of thing happens and the cost is built in to those that DO pay. But for a small creator the math hurts a lot more. So I do beg people who pirate models to consider buying them properly if they like them.
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Viva Meccanica 💽 @vivameccanica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As the 48 hour Druffle gate news cycle comes to an end (in the best way it could, good on them for that) I feel like it's worth highlighting something that most creators uncomfortably understand and just deal with. It is _impossible_ to prevent having your avatar shared after it is bought. 🧵
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AtTheCafe @atthecafe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In my case, and with everything we've seen in other forms of media and entertainment, you can't stop it. Piracy WILL exist and the only way to help prevent it is to make it cheaper or offer adequate discounts for those who're willing to purchase but can't pay full price. You'd still make a sale.
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