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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 27/09/2026
Bold strategy, Mia
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 19/09/2026
I’d never actually read this short story, just heard it alluded to as a thought experiment. It’s well worth a read.
The very “of its era” book cover of New Dimensions 3 showing an illustrations of a woman’s face in a retro nouveau style with another woman’s older ghostly face on topThe fist page is the short story the ones who walk away from omelas by Ursula k le guin
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 18/09/2026
When you're right, you're right.
A real cool cartoon chihuahua rocking out on the floor with a sick guitar in her hands while howling ouuuoouggoo owoouuwwaaaou aauuwwaaaaaa. Definitely not a hack job of a copy-paste of a guitar from Saddam Hussein Hole guitar onto the panel.
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Jennifer K. @pdxjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coworker just referred to duallies as "trucks with birthing hips" and I have died. Good night.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 15/09/2026
Thank you, inflicting this on my friends
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 14/09/2026
Rad really hits exactly that niche for me. Not that many other options outside of specific vegetarian sandwiches at specific places.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 14/09/2026
Oh hell yeah, I love them. Now I'm thinking about grabbing one on the hot days this week. . .
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 14/09/2026
I come back to play paper magic for the first time in years and this guy stunts on me with infinite turns. @wheeler.bsky.social
Know YouTuber Benjamin “Benny Wheels” Wheeler going full Richard Nixon behind his time walk infested playmat
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 09/09/2026
Provolone stopped by again
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/09/2026
I don’t know what the big fuss is; the Sellwood skunks are very polite.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/09/2026
What depths won't the Québecois stoop to?
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 30/08/2026
Went 1-1-1 to finish exactly in the middle of a Blood Bowl tournament today but I also won Best Defense
A black flask that has Stingy Cu$$ written on it behind a wood elf blood bowl team.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 17/08/2026
You can tell I'm a normal one cause now I just want you back on a @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social with @jkass99.bsky.social and @gotitatguineys.bsky.social to tell wild gym stories.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 10/08/2026
Finished up the basing for my metal Wood Elf team and pretty pleased with the project.
A full team photo of little metal elf minis painted up like a football team in turquoise and purple The two Wardancer minis along with the star player Jordell. These are lithe agile looking elves    Next we have the two catchers that look fast Finally two throwers holding the ball in classic quarterback poses
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 06/08/2026
It really does feel like: bsky.app/profile/ceej...
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/08/2026
My sister and I were asking each other "what were cases where we were happy to have the old clunkier tools?" and Google translate and speech-to-text were two that came up. The role of quick translation or helping our mom with Parkinsons write a quick message, the LLMs can be good tools.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 04/08/2026
time for layers
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 03/08/2026
I have never once found anything in Teams to make sense as a program. I use it as basic messaging and even that can be a struggle.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 29/07/2026
Where do you project him falling in the '27 NBA draft?
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/07/2026
Completed a Samanta Schweblin double header this weekend. Fever Dreams was a single session start to finish read which is my favorite kind of compelling
Two library books both by Samanta Schweblin. They are Fever Dream and Little Eyes
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 23/07/2026
Just finished reading The Highlands Burn and it was captivating read. @jkass99.bsky.social created a compelling world and writes soldiers shit talking each other about the best I’ve read.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 22/07/2026
As a Blood Bowl player, I have a stash of coveted empty hands in a variety of gestures. My true kitbashing gold.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Saladin in 1189:
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 15/07/2026
Shocked
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 13/07/2026
Such good calm. I used to help my dad keep bees and have been thinking about Portland Apiary a lot recently so this is real nice.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 13/07/2026
They’re a little smaller than the newer elves but I think I found the sculpt I want to use for my line-elves. Now to track down more 33 year old minis
A little cloaked elf mini all painted up un turquoise and white and purple The full squad of 6 elves an a treeman on a shelf next to other minis
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 12/07/2026
May we continue to have reasons to post crab rave.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Crab Rave on the Beach
Alt: Crab Rave on the Beach
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 11/07/2026
The squad so far
5 elves and a treeman mini all painted in charlotte hornets colors posed together
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 11/07/2026
I’m pretty happy with how she turned out.
A red head elf mini with her arms thrown wide in an “are you not entertained?” pose. She’s painted up in white turquoise and purple uniform.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/07/2026
I am really enjoying this project.
A little metal elf lady with arms spread eagle standing on tree branch on a base on my desk. Her hands are obviously plastic and swapped onThe same mini flat on a desk before conversion. It is showing holding a spear and a swordThe mid point with sword and spear cut away and long ribbons from the spear head detached.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 07/07/2026
Was productive teaching myself more SVG editing to make team logos for upcoming Blood Bowl leagues
A redone charlotte hornets logo with the cartoon hornet but the team is now named Tal LotteThe same for Tottenham hotspur logo renamed elfheim hotspur
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 06/07/2026
Pretty happy with these two
A grumpy looking tree man and elf in turquoise white and Blue uniforms. They’re old metal warhammer minis converted to blood bowl
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/07/2026
"Damn, I really love accordions" - me, a ska kid becoming more insufferable
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social “Social Media Influencer” VanderMeer strikes again. At least it wasn’t coyotes this time.
Two books held in my hand in front of grass. They are Annihilation for Beginners and Odd guide to the flowers of portland
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Did some touch up and basing and calling this elf done
A real and purple and white clothed forest elf mini pointing and getting ready to throw a football. The same elf shown more from the backAnd one more of the elf from another angle because I’m proud of how it looks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Did some touch up and basing and calling this elf done
A real and purple and white clothed forest elf mini pointing and getting ready to throw a football. The same elf shown more from the backAnd one more of the elf from another angle because I’m proud of how it looks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
This one is just olive oil and the ripe avocado mixing together to make a delightful smooth sorta sauce.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Pasta salad season!
A bowl of bow tie pasta with corn tomatoes and avocado
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 01/07/2026
Converted another old metal elf for Blood Bowl
Three elf minis holding footballs and painted in charlotte hornets teal purple and white
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 28/06/2026
I made a silly trophy and brought donuts to the Blood Bowl tournament and all I got was a 2-1 record.
Picture of me, a bearded white dude looking pleased with myself wearing a giant necklace with a scoreboard on it holding two boxes of donuts next to a football pitch playmat for miniatures
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 28/06/2026
I made a silly trophy and brought donuts to the Blood Bowl tournament and all I got was a 2-1 record.
Picture of me, a bearded white dude looking pleased with myself wearing a giant necklace with a scoreboard on it holding two boxes of donuts next to a football pitch playmat for miniatures
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/06/2026
Pretty happy with the display base it put together at the last minute for a tournament this weekend
A square flat board with green frame that links like dirt with leaves that has little squirrel football players on it
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/06/2026
Pretty happy with the display base it put together at the last minute for a tournament this weekend
A square flat board with green frame that links like dirt with leaves that has little squirrel football players on it
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/06/2026
3 minute turnaround is impressive.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 25/06/2026
No Mink! The prions! Remember the prions!
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 23/06/2026
Feeling really productive in afternoon meetings
A weird spider creature made of flesh colored silly putty and junk
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 22/06/2026
"I'm going to go eat cheetos in bed. That's how I deal with adversity"
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