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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 9h
Halloween costume 90% of the way there
Pictographs of me in grey pants and fuzzy vest wearing a hat with possum ears looking pleased with myself
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 19/09/2026
I’d never actually read this short story, just heard it alluded to as a thought experiment. It’s well worth a read.
The very “of its era” book cover of New Dimensions 3 showing an illustrations of a woman’s face in a retro nouveau style with another woman’s older ghostly face on topThe fist page is the short story the ones who walk away from omelas by Ursula k le guin
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 18/09/2026
When you're right, you're right.
A real cool cartoon chihuahua rocking out on the floor with a sick guitar in her hands while howling ouuuoouggoo owoouuwwaaaou aauuwwaaaaaa. Definitely not a hack job of a copy-paste of a guitar from Saddam Hussein Hole guitar onto the panel.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 14/09/2026
I come back to play paper magic for the first time in years and this guy stunts on me with infinite turns. @wheeler.bsky.social
Know YouTuber Benjamin “Benny Wheels” Wheeler going full Richard Nixon behind his time walk infested playmat
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 09/09/2026
Provolone stopped by again
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/09/2026
I don’t know what the big fuss is; the Sellwood skunks are very polite.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 30/08/2026
Went 1-1-1 to finish exactly in the middle of a Blood Bowl tournament today but I also won Best Defense
A black flask that has Stingy Cu$$ written on it behind a wood elf blood bowl team.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 10/08/2026
Finished up the basing for my metal Wood Elf team and pretty pleased with the project.
A full team photo of little metal elf minis painted up like a football team in turquoise and purple The two Wardancer minis along with the star player Jordell. These are lithe agile looking elves    Next we have the two catchers that look fast Finally two throwers holding the ball in classic quarterback poses
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/07/2026
Completed a Samanta Schweblin double header this weekend. Fever Dreams was a single session start to finish read which is my favorite kind of compelling
Two library books both by Samanta Schweblin. They are Fever Dream and Little Eyes
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 13/07/2026
They’re a little smaller than the newer elves but I think I found the sculpt I want to use for my line-elves. Now to track down more 33 year old minis
A little cloaked elf mini all painted up un turquoise and white and purple The full squad of 6 elves an a treeman on a shelf next to other minis
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 11/07/2026
The squad so far
5 elves and a treeman mini all painted in charlotte hornets colors posed together
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 11/07/2026
I’m pretty happy with how she turned out.
A red head elf mini with her arms thrown wide in an “are you not entertained?” pose. She’s painted up in white turquoise and purple uniform.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/07/2026
I am really enjoying this project.
A little metal elf lady with arms spread eagle standing on tree branch on a base on my desk. Her hands are obviously plastic and swapped onThe same mini flat on a desk before conversion. It is showing holding a spear and a swordThe mid point with sword and spear cut away and long ribbons from the spear head detached.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 07/07/2026
Was productive teaching myself more SVG editing to make team logos for upcoming Blood Bowl leagues
A redone charlotte hornets logo with the cartoon hornet but the team is now named Tal LotteThe same for Tottenham hotspur logo renamed elfheim hotspur
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 06/07/2026
Pretty happy with these two
A grumpy looking tree man and elf in turquoise white and Blue uniforms. They’re old metal warhammer minis converted to blood bowl
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social “Social Media Influencer” VanderMeer strikes again. At least it wasn’t coyotes this time.
Two books held in my hand in front of grass. They are Annihilation for Beginners and Odd guide to the flowers of portland
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Did some touch up and basing and calling this elf done
A real and purple and white clothed forest elf mini pointing and getting ready to throw a football. The same elf shown more from the backAnd one more of the elf from another angle because I’m proud of how it looks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Pasta salad season!
A bowl of bow tie pasta with corn tomatoes and avocado
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 01/07/2026
Converted another old metal elf for Blood Bowl
Three elf minis holding footballs and painted in charlotte hornets teal purple and white
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 28/06/2026
I made a silly trophy and brought donuts to the Blood Bowl tournament and all I got was a 2-1 record.
Picture of me, a bearded white dude looking pleased with myself wearing a giant necklace with a scoreboard on it holding two boxes of donuts next to a football pitch playmat for miniatures
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/06/2026
Pretty happy with the display base it put together at the last minute for a tournament this weekend
A square flat board with green frame that links like dirt with leaves that has little squirrel football players on it
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 23/06/2026
Feeling really productive in afternoon meetings
A weird spider creature made of flesh colored silly putty and junk
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 21/06/2026
Converted an old metal wood elf into Gloriel Summerbloom to go with my Jordell Freshbreeze
Two elf minis painted up in charlotte hornets teal white and purple holding foots balls surrounded by other elves
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 20/06/2026
I’m really hoping the big blues eyed baby in my yard can get on the wire with its parents soon.
Two crows by a water dish and a smaller dish with dog food. The adult crow is eating the food and the big dumb dumb baby is trying to get its parent to feed it.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 20/06/2026
I’m an innovator
A small square ice cream sandwich cut in half with a layer of strawberries in the middle
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 16/06/2026
I love how a used palette looks
a rectangular wet palette with paint blobs on it in a variety of colors tending to the blues and pinks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 16/06/2026
Second book was also a great read giving us a Moriarty to the Watson and Holmes of Din and Ana
The cover of A Drop of Corruption
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 13/06/2026
Anyone need a dinosaur?
A 5 foot long stuffed blue dinosaur laying on its back in the grass on a retaining wall with a big paper FREE sign taped to it. A white dog is sitting on the sidewalk in front of it.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 09/06/2026
I can be trusted with silly putty
Half a red plastic egg-shaped silly putty container full of flesh colored silly putty with a cube of flesh colored silly putty on top
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/06/2026
A white dog asleep in a grey dog bed shaped like a fuzzy pita pocket.The same but now she's rolled over
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 04/06/2026
Caramel whipped cream turned out really good.
A while bowl with light brown whipped cream in the bottom
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 04/06/2026
Local man uses unsupervised time to make granola. More scintillating updates to follow.
A quart jar of granola
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/06/2026
How is it already so hot?
Picture of me, a tattooed beard white dude, wearing a sleeveless shirt with a white dog outside
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/06/2026
I was on the library hold list for Tainted Cup for a while but I read it in a couple days and immediately bought the second book in the series
The cover of The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 30/05/2026
Picked up a copy of @jkass99.bsky.social’s latest book and looking forward to it!
The cover of The Highlands burn held in my hand
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 28/05/2026
Painted up Kirtoth Krakeneye to go with Jordell for my old metal star player conversions
Two little elf minis holding footballs. On the left is a blond hair metal looking guy in charlotte hornets teal and purple on the right is a dark squid masked guy in Seattle kraken colors
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 20/05/2026
I have a print over my bed and it is one of the better choices I've made
the beautiful picture of two middle aged men dancing from the quoted tweet in a gold frame over a bed that is actually made for once.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/05/2026
Another version of the BK logo with steiner math as the text which reads:

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SAMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/05/2026
The burger kind logo filled with the trainspotting choose life opening monolog which reads:
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 15/04/2026
Decided I needed marginally fancier elves with bigger hats for this weekend so painted up the pair in front today
A team of high elves painted like sea hawks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/04/2026
Blossoms and back out
Selfie of my cute face in front of cherry blossoms. It’s a face worth sitting on.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 31/03/2026
Let children color in my tattoos again
Selfie of me with a market coloredin flower tattoo surrounded by black and white tattoos
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 31/03/2026
Sure, but at least discard a card from your hand about it.
The magic card wild mongrel
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 13/03/2026
Pretty happy with how this team turned out and the updated roster that just got released
A team of little elf minis all painted up in Seahawks silver navy and green and ready to play Blood Bowl
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/03/2026
A magic card with the art replaced with the orange cartoon cat Heathcliff wearing a pink helmet with HAM written on it. The card is Ajani Nacatle Pariah and the rules text is some MH3 bullshit about bringing a cat buddy and becoming a planeswalker
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/03/2026
POV: you’re a burrito
Photo of my face in front of tribes of lights outside. I’m wearing a purple hat
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 27/02/2026
Who up pondering their orb?
Selfie of me in a grey hoodie holding an orb light in font of my face
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 27/02/2026
POV: you’re a tofu satay skewer
Selfie of my face looking directly into the camera. I’m a generic but cute bearded white dude
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 24/02/2026
Do you take commissions to get comics in the Goth Bimbo Heathcliff queue?
Heathcliff comic shoiwng the titular cat walking down the sidewalk away from a MEAT shop next to a giant robot. Heathcliff is wearing a helmeat and hold a flag that both read MEAT which is also written on the robots chest. The two MEAT shop workers stand and watch syaing "This should improve sales"
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 22/02/2026
Got the basic colors down! A lot of detail (faces, hair, feathers, etc) to work on but I like having them all looking like a team.
A team of armored football playing high elves painted in Seahawks navy and chartreuse
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