Sign in

ate a tea tree

@ateatree.bsky.social
778 followers 160 following 593 posts

Terminally Online, wildly esoteric, occasionally funny. GDQ (Hotfix Showrunner) & RPGLB (content team lead) Staff Fast Paced Events Host & Tech Staff; Prevent-a-Thon & Binary Breakers GC Lead ...might still play video games?

PostsRepliesMedia
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm still waiting for my WiiPhone
050
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Musume ✨ Souls Vtuber ✨ @gamingmusume.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SOUL TRAIN TOMORROW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
0113
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't get too covetous just yet, you haven't seen the Kickstarter reward...
140
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's got the 0th body AND the 9th spirit you can't beat that
160
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday!
static.klipy.com
Puck Levels Up!
ALT: Puck Levels Up!
020
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not what we meant by "defund the police"...
092
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026
this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.
101058239
Reposted by ate a tea tree
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
15565301141
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Funny T-Rex Dino Tricks: Happy Birthday!
ALT: Funny T-Rex Dino Tricks: Happy Birthday!
010
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dug this up sooner than I expected to
010
Reposted by ate a tea tree
carrie carrarium 🏕️ @carrarium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Call me a dirty socialist if you want, but I think every living being should have access a healthcare safety net regardless of how much they work, go to school, etc. Every single person. It's ridiculous that people need to reach certain "requirements" in order to have a chance at healthcare.
210121
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuck yeah, mogwai
100
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jim Carrey Laughing
ALT: Jim Carrey Laughing
010
Reposted by ate a tea tree
pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 30/09/2026
Here's a recent translation I commissioned of Yoko Shimomura's essay printed in the insert of the original SMRPG soundtrack CD from 1996! pidgezero-one.notion.site/Yoko-Shimomu...
pidgezero-one.notion.site
Yoko Shimomura’s 1996 essay (English translation) | Notion
The 1996 release of the SMRPG soundtrack, “Super Mario RPG Original Sound Version,” contained a short essay about the game by Yoko Shimomura as well as liner notes with some of her thoughts about each...
26631
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Black in a Flash! @blackinaflash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The schedule for Soul Train is now LIVE with these runs at each stop! Set your alarms and we'll see you October 6 at 7pm EDT on the @gamesdonequick.com Twitch channel! 🚂 Full schedule: gdq.gg/soultrain
A schedule lineup for Black in a Flash presents: Soul Train
Tues. October 6

Runs are as follows (all times ET)
7:00pm / Ember Knights / any% / ShinDarkShadow
7:56pm / Pronoun Palace / Child, Beige Clearance / Mathcat
8:34pm / Poly Fighter / Demo% / YatogamiNL
9:12pm / Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice / Shura, Restricted / GamingMusume
03418
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
742957807
Reposted by ate a tea tree
RPG Limit Break @rpglimitbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RPG Limit Break is delighted to announce that the Game Submission window for RPG Limit Break 2027 will run from January 3 through January 24. #RPGLB2027
02710
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 34/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
8879415247
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
11342891092
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a viewer of the original photoshop phriday which inspired this... yep, perfectly normal
040
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 26/09/2026
Here's every date for Back to Black 2027 to help you prepare!! Also, did you hear? We're benefiting Race Forward once again!! 💙 Learn more about Black in a Flash! and how to join: gdq.gg/baf Learn more about our charity partner: raceforward.org #BtB2027 #blackskygaming #blackjoy
27127
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Fine intellectual dexterity" like, you know... math, kindergarten-level reading and numerical pattern recognition. Wonder why the multi-billionaire would be totally fine with no one possessing these skills anymore.
070
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Young Horses @younghorses.com · 23/09/2026
Got another "I don't like your game because Snorpy and Chandlo are gay" emails. If you are going to do this please remember Lizbert and Eggabell kiss in the first few minutes of the game and are gay gay lesbian gya gaaayyyyy. It's simple media literacy.
401228347
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
11280962882
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Stanford University...is facing criticism for using generative AI to change the photo of a Hispanic male student into a non-existent Black woman for a campus banner." feels like a South Park episode. what are we doing here yall www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
sfchronicle.com
Stanford violated its AI policy by turning a Hispanic student into a fake Black woman in ad
Stanford University is facing criticism for using generative AI to change the photo of a Hispanic male student into a non-existent Black woman for a dining hall advertisement.
491370288
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
121581473
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
11870781481
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you are not this is written, therefore it's libel
070
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
undertale tonight
0131
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 18/09/2026
Black in a Flash! is coming in FAST with 3 events! Submissions dates and more info for Speeding Through the Holidays and Back to Black coming soon! And don't forget, Soul Train submissions end on Sept 22nd: form.asana.com/?k=wYp_ERnKxj2mfb-nX7Vo4w&d=1210468898295762 #blackspeedrunning #blackjoy
save the dates announcement featuring Soul Train on Oct. 6, Speeding Through the Holidays on Dec. 26-27, and Back to Black 2027 from Feb. 4-7, 2027
05224
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
call this one "Shrimple and Clean" with the way that it's making me feel
010
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what could possibly be causing this team to be spread too thin and working on projects they're not passionate about idk it's a mystery also had no idea they were the ones behind the ai twilight princess port that checks out though I guess
The list of active Harbour Master ports, of OoT (Ship of Harkinian), MM (2Ship2Harkinian), Mario 64 (Ghostship), Mario Kart 64 (Spaghetti Kart), Star Fox 64 (Starship), Banjo-Kazooie (Lighthouse), Paper Mario 64 (Paperboat), Animal Crossing (Township) and Twilight Princess (Courage Reborn)
627025
Reposted by ate a tea tree
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
337185605077
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
orlandosentinel.com
Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
9655492164
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Rabbinstein's Immeasurable Disappointment
ALT: Rabbinstein's Immeasurable Disappointment
090
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
32145473854
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🧵
063
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*yelling at. I don't need anyone 'telling' at me about this, please and thank you
000
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Inelastic goods? What are those? How would a rubber band help people get to work?" - A dramatization of the Secretary of Energy telling at his underpaid interns
190
Reposted by ate a tea tree
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
111112181906
Reposted by ate a tea tree
eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
17287161350
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm ateatree, and this is my favorite Commander Shepard on @theyetee.com (and also the Citadel.)
150
ate a tea tree @ateatree.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now rotate them in your mind
000
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
7258091129
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Gaby, Haunted Librarian @blackheartwings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm overjoyed to announce that I am officially staff with Games Done Quick as their event lead for the Asian Speedrunners Alliance (ASA) and Latines and Hispanics in Speedruning (LHS) events! Showcasing and uplifting speedrunners of color is so important to me, I can't wait to keep doing it w/ GDQ💜
4022818
Reposted by ate a tea tree
victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
282216674
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
46679473379
Reposted by ate a tea tree
“Spooky” Tom Guycott @thomasguycott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birthday to a real champ.
A cartoon Sega Dreamcast with googly eyes sits on a table and is talking with its lid as a mouth:

“OH NO! MY CMOS BATTERY DIED! I CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE!”

“HA HA! JUST KIDDING! YO, WHAT TIME IS IT?”
2649431292
Reposted by ate a tea tree
Colorgrave @colorgrave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whoops! We have been bad at keeping up with our social media... Yall didn't even see this new swanky trailer we did for Dawnthief!
22916