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@astrotuna.bsky.social
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Slave and Tyrant I disdain. He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner. Not nice. Unabashedly Canadian.

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026
For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.
Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boy line do go up
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear anyone trying to connect with me on LinkedIn: I sign in once a year, and unless you get me in that very specific window the answer is no.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gimme a hammer and an afternoon, I'll solve it.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I absolutely love that the richest man in the world is an inveterate weird nerd with zero impulse control and skin like fine parchment. This is going to be great for him.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have to stop treating AI like some sort of haunted doll with Eldritch Motives we can't possibly comprehend, and more like a Teddy Ruxpin where we start putting the people feeding it tapes to do crimes in prison.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, if AI manages to cure cancer or solve global hunger or find a solution to cold fusion, I'm all fucking for it. Right now it's helping right wing morons get richer at the expense of everyone else, has literally zero benefit to anyone and is half of the US GDP growth this year.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To be clear, your neighbour to the north did not enjoy being lectured by the senator from Maine. We will make whatever deals we want, Susan Collins.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because I am having such a great week (derogatory) I am listening to Great Big Sea.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sue them into oblivion.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, *I* don't ship stuff with UPS.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Touch the stove.
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soonergrunt @soonergrunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This thread right here and the downward impacts 🧵
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Based on the pictures of the airport on fire, I'd argue they succeeded.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The fun thing about the Saudi-Houthi fight is where the UAE stands since they've spent the last decade arming the Houthis. The Saudis are one thing, the nice Emirs who built Dubai also really love repressive militias and they're not about to let the Saudis export their oil if they can't, too.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Russia deployed chemical agents in the UK over a decade ago, and for the life of me I don't know why that trigger an Article 5 then.
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Spark: North of 60 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When The Beatles faced their Ed Sheeran moment, they said Fuck You Very Much to the idea of playing for a segregated audience...and played for the first desegregated audience in the American south. Then they wrote a non-segregation clause into their touring contract. It's called morals, stupid.
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That time #thebeatles had their Ed Sheeran moment #history #civilrights #politics
YouTube video by Ohh that's RICH
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man, it's going to be more bombings from a distance that won't work and will only further their resolve to not capitulate, while the Houthis realize they can push into Saudi proper. And will.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Humanities disciplynes are beautiful & useful by cause thei amplifye our humanitye. Undir the care offerid by focused & specialized researche & studye, workes of the present are given more momentum, and thryve. Artefacts of the past blossom ynto newe ydeas. The Humanityes care for the worlde.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Young folks want the fuck out of here, and I don't blame them.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoever takes over from Trump is either going to have to be happy surrendering the Gulf or will be ready to pay. Because I am fairly certain the rest of the Gulf states are ready to pay. Just an enormous strategic failure by the USA.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One thing I can assure all my clients is that every email I send is hand crafted with love. AI never touched it.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Democrats won't undo the tariffs. They're going to have so many fires to put out, literally and figuratively. Assuming they ever actually get re-elected, because let's be real, Trump is going to cheat. He said so. He had people pledge to do so. So yeah, that relationship is over.
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
first day working as an intern at the department of chemtrails and my boss assigned me this new project where i sail to the edge of the world and he said i will fall off but will probably be fine??? kind of a weird thing to say lol
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
20 year old me would be amazed that I managed to sort myself out, but he'd be confused about how I did it doing what he did for work. I'd love to sit him down and walk him through that adventure.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Didn't realise she was attending a professional conference. I hope my NS cousins gave them every courtesy and soaked them for every dollar they could.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It honestly has to be liberating to be this fucking stupid.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 16/09/2026
How all these "AI is going to destroy the world" stories sound to me.
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 16/09/2026
"It's hollow, just like the moon," he whispered as he handed the ball over.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need longer weekends. More days would be nice but also just need longer days. What about a 3 day week where every day has 2 darks
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not wrong.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to be very clear about this: fuck you, Kansas. And if I can, I'll pull every bit of my company's interest from your backwards, medieval state.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, Ireland fucking hates him. Show up in Montreal, you strong man. They'll shit where you'll drive. Come to Ottawa. We'll block the route from the airport. We all fucking hate you, Donny. Everyone fucking hates you.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We're hurting Kansas, specifically? Well that sucks for Kansas. Maybe they should try to suck less.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/09/2026
Here is AOC and Mamdani laughing at the solemn 9/11 commemoration. Oh wait…
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"All these frauds are promising things our pure, patriotic and impeccable president would never entertain". The breakthrough story on CBS.
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The Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are times I miss the land of my birth. I have no idea what's happening here, but it is one of those times.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's already said he'll back Argentina over the Falklands, for the love of God stop believing he cares or knows about any goddamned thing.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/09/2026
And then it was when the unhappy king (Whose wrongs in us God pardon!) did set forth Upon his Irish expedition
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is insane. Not, like, the regular level of insane nonsense he normally spews. Actually fucking insane.
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We didn't hang enough.
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Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Five dead is peanuts. Less than, really. A third of the not-war in Iran. Why are you whining?
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