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Fuck Donald Trump. Houston + ASU Sports, lefty politics, video games, film and TV. Corporate 🤢 Attorney. Argentine Jew. ❌ MAGA hogs ❌. You can call me G. He/him/his.

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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 23h
@kissphoria.bsky.social I may have a story lead for you. Can I DM?
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Giants really played the long game when they traded this guy away
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You see, this is what happens when you have many great pitchers, not just one.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Charles Dickens wishes he had thought of a wet guy named Brandon Marsh
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oh yeah? Well, Tinsin Swimming Pool in glorious Kazakhstan (length 30 meters by width 6 meters) has filtration system that is a marvel to behold. It eliminates 80% of solid human waste
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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're somehow less lively than when Brian McCann was on the team
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Came here to say this.
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JEXAS @jexas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Orlando Palmeiro was safe.
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Dustin Nguyen @allweareis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
joe espada may be a dolt, but i’ll give him some credit for somehow keeping this team in a playoff race until game 161 last year, even as the entire organization went down with *major* injuries, and then steering this pile of shit roster into playing a couple more games this season
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so boring.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'all have your spirit Halloween memes ready?
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey guys, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that Abreu will strike out 5 consecutive batters, and retire 6 straight over 2 innings......
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's almost time to eulogize.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Astros are the 2017 World Series champions.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People continue to be up in their feelings about Altuve. You can all kiss his two time world series winning ass.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It can change at any time but Alvarez looks terrible.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actually, fuck Liberty Bibberty
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is Bryan King warming up yet?
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now they're booing the pitch com thing
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm leaving it on to listen to the boos
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you absolutely can’t play like this and get mad at fans for booing lmao
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⚾️ Sax 🧟‍♀️ @codeveronicaxhd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbh it’s the fans fault for not cheering enough 🗿 #Astros
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are we allowed to boo, now, Bennett?
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dlvr.it
Key details emerge for future of MLB media rights during anticipated lockout
MLB owners will be circling late-May on their 2027 calendars. That’s when a potential lockout could reach its 60th missed game, which we now know will be a key threshold for the league during labor negotiations. According to a report by Evan Drellich and Andrew Marchand in The Athletic, 60 missed games is the point…
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God we suck so much ass
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Marine Layer Podcast @marinelayerpod.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
How many games do Mariners fans think they’ll win in 2026? Let’s just say people are feeling VERY optimistic⬇️
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow, how'd you know?
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who the fuck are these pitchers?
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every fucking time I'm like "man we need a shutdown inning," they do this shit.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@ginafortexas.bsky.social today is the day for you to get on TV and promise to rid HISD of Mike Miles and replace him with a competent, forward thinking superintendent until control can be turned back to the city itself.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice rip by Trevor Story!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“we did everything we said we would and it sucks, pls elect us again”
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maria Salazar
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not sure if people know Wakefield was trying to sell a competing measles vaccine when he made up his fraudulent study about the MMR. It was only after that failed (because he is a complete fraud) that he started grifting off opposing all vaccines. It’s all just a grift. Antivaxxers are their marks.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sometimes my poopoos last more than 10 minutes but I'll try to hurry and limit my youtubing.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hader time.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey, you know what might help? Not LEAPING into bed with gambling outfits and advertising gambling at every possible opportunity. When you tell people gambling is the reason to watch, they will act like this. It’s wrong, but it’s a perfectly foreseeable risk that you’re subjecting players to.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd imagine the Phillies have had just about enough of Cam Smith.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolute bitch shit
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Or not....
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lmao philly did NOT put it on the board, that’s wild
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shutdown inning. Need it right now.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Boo that, fuckheads.
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Astros Anxiety @astrosanxiety.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spectacular double play by Jeremy Peña
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