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Travis Souders

@travissouders.bsky.social
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I can’t dance but I like a beat

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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2h
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 4h
richie palacios got a real “playin stickball in the bronx circa 1953” ass name
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2h
“Oh excuse me, my bad” NFL back judge:
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The Office: I'll Kill You
ALT: The Office: I'll Kill You
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 3h
Olave is such a baller. He’s this generation’s Antonio Brown except that he also has big-school pedigree
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 4h
Tyler Shough’s facial hair color is “you wouldn’t have been able to tell he has any like three versions of HD ago”
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 4h
The Saints are absolutely dying to let millions of fantasy players across the world get Bijan 50ed
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 5h
Oh no not a “nightmare start for the Yankees” Oh noooo
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 6h
The Ladd McConkey thesis has always felt full of holes. I’m in two leagues where his manager has built a team around him and it’s just rubble in both cases. Not anyone’s idea of a real WR1, a slot guy who’s gonna get crushed in the middle of the field, but also: he’s very small! Sign my ass up?
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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 7h
The next interesting in-game interview will be the first one. ⚾
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 13h
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 13h
Cashed ($25 on a free play) in DFS yesterday. Dinner’s on me
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, didn’t know they’d play Sweet Caroline if they won. Give the Lions another drive
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Lions and Vikings have the most wins when down 10 in the fourth quarter over the last few years. Surely there’s no team in that division who has lost those, right
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tet did the Julio Super Bowl catch
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love to hoot and holler when I hear the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rogue One and Andor are probably the best two Star Wars things there are, but alas: “Rebellions are built on hope” is passive voice and thus awful
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can’t think of a play I hate more than third and five pitchout to AJ Dillon
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Adding 12 points to my McBride total to account for this bias
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The San Francisco 49ers, many are saying
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s some no-Surtain blood on it, but Purdy doing this against the Broncos, with this limited WR corps, is really fun
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A special teams turnover that doesn’t go against the Niners? In my lifetime?
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mahomes is really stinking it up out there
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Bengals’ defense not being a total cakewalk does not spark joy
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing that can stop JSN is a team making the game as utterly uncompetitive as the Chargers do
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just our annual remind that we shouldn’t draft based on what we want to happen
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Chargers are pee pee
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three elite defenses in the same window. Brutal. Huge win for “chores”
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Babe wake up Xavier Worthy did something worth a damn
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They should hold out Ohtani and Tucker too, if they can
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Raiders TE touchdown! No, not that one. Not that one either
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What are we getting out of Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw reading us stats? Let these poor men go home, they’re old
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE most satisfying hate-watch team in the NFL
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marked safe from Cee Dee exposure, my god
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Texans choosing “sim defense” the week I’m going against Javonte. I’m sick to my ass
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think you have as many moves as MarShawn Lloyd does
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine starting Trey McBride over Romeo Doubs. You moron
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matthew Stafford seeing a generic tight end with a safety quickly closing space
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Yungviral praying
ALT: Yungviral praying
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vic Fangio and Big Dom nod at each other in the tunnel, seeing Matt Stafford on the schedule. “Mafia time?” “Mafia time.”
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We must stretch and we must relax
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was told Trey McBride was good, sorry
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Travis Hunter already has four tackles and a pass breakup in this game,” you hear as you draft him in the fifth round in 2025
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stafford has absolutely hospital-balled the last two receivers he’s targeted
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Packers line stinks like chapped ass
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure hope you didn’t drop Tank Bigsby
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MHJ the first first-round pick to vulture a TD
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s a VAR special
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I know I’ve lost before the first quarter of the 6:30 am game is over but there’s a full day of NFL ahead
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daniel Jones looks like what we’d see if the Commanders just let Mariota stay in there
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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Replace fantasy as a concept with Injury Dartboard and save everyone the time
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