Reposted by Travis SoudersBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 4hrichie palacios got a real “playin stickball in the bronx circa 1953” ass name 1405
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2h“Oh excuse me, my bad” NFL back judge:static.klipy.comThe Office: I'll Kill YouALT: The Office: I'll Kill You 030
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 3hOlave is such a baller. He’s this generation’s Antonio Brown except that he also has big-school pedigree 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 4hTyler Shough’s facial hair color is “you wouldn’t have been able to tell he has any like three versions of HD ago” 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 4hThe Saints are absolutely dying to let millions of fantasy players across the world get Bijan 50ed 110
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 5hOh no not a “nightmare start for the Yankees” Oh noooo 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 6hThe Ladd McConkey thesis has always felt full of holes. I’m in two leagues where his manager has built a team around him and it’s just rubble in both cases. Not anyone’s idea of a real WR1, a slot guy who’s gonna get crushed in the middle of the field, but also: he’s very small! Sign my ass up? 000
Reposted by Travis SoudersAutumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 7hThe next interesting in-game interview will be the first one. ⚾ 1227
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 13hCashed ($25 on a free play) in DFS yesterday. Dinner’s on me 020
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wait, didn’t know they’d play Sweet Caroline if they won. Give the Lions another drive 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Lions and Vikings have the most wins when down 10 in the fourth quarter over the last few years. Surely there’s no team in that division who has lost those, right 020
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Love to hoot and holler when I hear the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard 030
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rogue One and Andor are probably the best two Star Wars things there are, but alas: “Rebellions are built on hope” is passive voice and thus awful 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can’t think of a play I hate more than third and five pitchout to AJ Dillon 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Adding 12 points to my McBride total to account for this bias 030
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s some no-Surtain blood on it, but Purdy doing this against the Broncos, with this limited WR corps, is really fun 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A special teams turnover that doesn’t go against the Niners? In my lifetime? 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Bengals’ defense not being a total cakewalk does not spark joy 120
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The only thing that can stop JSN is a team making the game as utterly uncompetitive as the Chargers do 020
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just our annual remind that we shouldn’t draft based on what we want to happen 000
Reposted by Travis Soudersceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 150107632327
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Three elite defenses in the same window. Brutal. Huge win for “chores” 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Babe wake up Xavier Worthy did something worth a damn 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They should hold out Ohtani and Tucker too, if they can 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Raiders TE touchdown! No, not that one. Not that one either 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What are we getting out of Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw reading us stats? Let these poor men go home, they’re old 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THE most satisfying hate-watch team in the NFL 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Texans choosing “sim defense” the week I’m going against Javonte. I’m sick to my ass 030
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think you have as many moves as MarShawn Lloyd does 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Imagine starting Trey McBride over Romeo Doubs. You moron 030
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Matthew Stafford seeing a generic tight end with a safety quickly closing spacestatic.klipy.comYungviral prayingALT: Yungviral praying 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Vic Fangio and Big Dom nod at each other in the tunnel, seeing Matt Stafford on the schedule. “Mafia time?” “Mafia time.” 100
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Travis Hunter already has four tackles and a pass breakup in this game,” you hear as you draft him in the fifth round in 2025 020
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Stafford has absolutely hospital-balled the last two receivers he’s targeted 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026MHJ the first first-round pick to vulture a TD 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I know I’ve lost before the first quarter of the 6:30 am game is over but there’s a full day of NFL ahead 010
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Daniel Jones looks like what we’d see if the Commanders just let Mariota stay in there 000
Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Replace fantasy as a concept with Injury Dartboard and save everyone the time 000