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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hey hey! Fck me, real me is useless at this politics game. But still, if I've nothing much to offer, then folks have got nothing much to lose. They might as well vote Green. Later, I might have a mid-strength beer and a bowl of disappointment before an early night.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Hey hey! All parody aside, this is genuinely a great policy. Well done real Chippy. Now,tax the rich, restore the mana of ti Tiriti, deliver pay equity, via to cancel LNG, act to end child poverty... www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

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Labour vows to put $20-a-week cap on public transport, $10 outside main centres

And an even lower $10 cap would apply outside main centres, but National is calling it 'fanciful'.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Hey hey! I'm still here and post as often as I release new policy. I'm delighted to inform you I've used my massively inflated, taxpayer funded, super scheme to pay the mortgage on my holiday home! There's nothing more aspirational than property investment! www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

nzherald.co.nz

'Ultimately, it's my money': Hipkins defends using taxpayer-funded private super scheme for holiday home

Chris Hipkins has defended the scheme.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Hey hey! That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser. He's already dead, it's just a matter of time. #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Hey hey lux-gone! You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you: Call a snap election! Do it! DO IT NOW! Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea. Do it!

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Hey hey! Lux-on to become lux-gone. Gone By Lunchtime today. You read it here first! The power of my charisma was too much for him.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Oh dear. My regular Blue sky account seems to have wiped all my followers and follows. There is nothing in all my tabs. Anyone else?

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Hey hey! Real chippy just said yes to canning the LNG plant. It wasn't really that hard, eh. Credit where it's due. #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Hey hey! I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet. *FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.* #nzpol @duncanwebbmp.bsky.social

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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience. Sign the petition and pass it on! action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...

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PETITION: Solarise NZ to make fossil fuels history

We can power our homes, transport and economy with clean energy and end our reliance on dirty fossil fuels.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Govt ram raid costs taxpayers $500,000 Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer. "FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability."

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Julie Fairey (she/her) @juliefairey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making! Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.

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Aotearoa Renter's Survey 2026

This is about gathering stories and information about what it's like being a renter in Aotearoa in 2026 - to support you, your flatmates and your neighbours to advocate, organise and campaign for dece...

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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Luxon's bad gas "When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil. "I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis... *Do it real chippy.* #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Kiwi Solar with Labour and the Greens Or Trump's gas with national.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

YES to thousands of solar jobs YES to $1,000 off residential power bills. NO ENERGY TAX. NO LNG FROM TRUMP Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is. KICK THEM OUT. *Do it real chippy or just fcuk off*

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Kevin Hague @kevinhague.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Oh, so just caught up with the news - new taxes can just disappear by calling them levies. Sweet. That wealth levy of ours should now be supported by everyone. Labour can go bolder with its CGL

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Seriously now. This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions. As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper. I will cancel any related contract. No compensation . #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Hey hey! My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt. It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich. #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Hey hey! Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway... See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand. We'll get Aotearoa working again! That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver: www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609... #nzpol

stuff.co.nz

Unemployment reaches its highest point since 2015

Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Remember: Vote winston, get trump *Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.* #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hey hey! When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means. He means he'll keep it from being used on election day. That's why it's essential to register to vote. *Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.* #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis. The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of. Kia Kaha!

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Hey hey! I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Hey Zac! Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out. *Hey real chippy, this is the way.*

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Hey hey! Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far! *Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.* #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Hey hey Mr Normal! I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right. *How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?*

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Hey hey 🤞 Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault". Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎 *Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.*

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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

"Luxon trusts [redacted] even though [redacted] wants to invade Greenland"

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Hey hey! We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life! *Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Hey hey! In times like these, we need cool heads and experience. That's why I'm asking Aunty Helen to take over. #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Hey hey! You don't know the value of your principles until they cost you something. That's why I stand with Greenland and every other country being targeted by trump. His threats and tariffs are the acts of a mob boss. *What are your principles worth real chippy?*

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Molly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Neighbors standing guard over churches so that parents can have secret meetings about how to keep daycares safe. This is what's happening in the Twin Cities right now.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Hey hey! Let's all dial it up to 0.1 and be slightly upbeat! Let's GOOOOOOO!

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Hey hey! News overwhelming? Don't feel empowered to sort out world events or change things in Aotearoa? Focus on doing good things for yourself and those around you. You'll do good and inspire others. It's a great way to build change. Oh, and vote for change. *What will you do real chippy?*

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Hey hey! As a truly progressive leader with those things called values, today I'll be: Getting Labour off X immediately and calling for it to be banned. Calling for AoNZ peacekeepers to join any such European force to Greenland. (What a time to be alive...) *How about you real chippy?* #nzpol

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Hey hey! Even I'm self aware enough not to post smug bullshit like this. And I'm just a parody account so don't really exist. *Don't do it real chippy. Don't do it.*

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Hey. There seems to be something about speaking clearly and telling it as it is. Now, where's my summer playlist. That's what matters to people.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Hey hey! I'm still in hiding. Nah, WFH. 🤣 Waiting for all the bad things to be absorbed into the status quo so I can come back and not have to do or say anything about them. Better to say nothing than post my summer tunes as Aussie burns, folks are shot in the face and countries are stolen.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Hey hey! Did I miss anything? Has real chippy said anything? What's that? Helen did, then Phil Twyford? All good. At least someone is providing leadership. What's that? The Greens were on the case straight away and called out lux-o for being useless? All good. Back to sleep for me 💤😴

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is. It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime. This is not patriotism. It's subservience.

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Hey hey! I'm all for the rule of international law. Trump's attacks on Venezuela are clearly illegal and I condem them. That's why I'd have the US Ambassador in and will be taking a resolution to the UN. *Haha. How about you grow a pair real chippy?*

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Sarah Cooper is back. 👏

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Wow! Such self awareness and humility. They speak from the heart and are relatable. Can't wait for them both to take turns as Deputy Prime Minister and to get whatever policies they want under urgency. *Do it real chippy. Do it!*

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Hey hey! I'll be emerging soon from the bushes in Raumati South to spread my legs into the New Year! Let's all make it our resolution to be Aspirational in 2026. Let's leave mediocrity behind and reach for, if not the stars, at least a high shelf.

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