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Aotearoa. My beak is not a dong.

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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m starting to lose track of all the ways this govt is tanking the economy
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Housing market is the best it’s been for buyers in years SO FAR
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wonder if his hobbies include platforming the TPU. 🤔
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Coalition of National and Labour that is
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Poor babies at a loss when the free money fountain slows to a trickle
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And where are your better policies for fixing our poverty and unequal tax system, Helen Clark?
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’d want a way to disable the constant surveillance data stream to china before buying.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Someone got through with a metal dildo again
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean it’s kind of obvious they’re just doing it to appease their fossil fuel sponsors, not to help anyone’s power bill
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“The proportion of voters who answered didn't know when asked about their preferred prime minister rose to 36%,” Both Chrisses suck ass
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I suppose I like this result. Anyone else would have been more competent, better chances of losing the election.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“He confirmed rumours that National would hold a caucus meeting tonight by Zoom, but insisted it was routine rather than a crisis gathering.”
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A sales pitch masquerading as news, which completely ignores the tidal wave of free self hosted openweight ai models set to destroy paid models
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That weakness was exposed long, long ago
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It says a lot about him that he’ll not rule out working with a party drawing international attention for its racism, but will rule out working with a party because it would like a more equal tax system.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some problem here with wanting affordable housing..? 🤔
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Things were not screwed three years ago, young voters. The way ahead to unscrewing things is easy. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
'Things are screwed anyway, why try?' Youth voter enrolment rate plummets
The enrolment rate for the country's youngest voters has plummeted to 53 percent, sliding for a sixth consecutive election year.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The implication is that there was one or more non-white allies to begin with which I find hard to believe
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The hilarious proposition that Lixon would ever have the balls to fire him
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What I will say to you is that I now look and feel very heroic but if they reach 5% I’ll be a grovelling bitch
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No, funding Health NZ staff and IT systems will make the healthcare system more efficient
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What a joke. If he needs TOP to form a govt he’ll be instantly at their door grovelling.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gotta wonder if even their boomer / cooker voter base will see this as folly
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you keep voting in right wing governments, correct.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No sympathy for shareholders in a nazi owned conglomerate
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
But David. How would you then continue to Snapchat with school children?
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“On that count Luxon has defied the odds and held together an incredibly difficult three-way coalition that many predicted would never survive the term.” Held together- by being a doormat that lets the coalition do whatever it wants. Top skills.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is Luxon the problem? Well he is A problem.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“New Zealanders’ real wage growth has been right at the very bottom of the rankings over the past five years, at minus 6.4 percent.” BOTTOM OF THE RANKINGS
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Back on track!
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So “GMP Environmental” is a subsidiary of a petrochemical company. They’re trolling everyone.
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Imagine getting kicked out of parliament at the next election and your legacy is #DAVIDSDOGFOOD
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Back on track with National!
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Thin labourism
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“We want to stop being the National party in time for the election”
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The landlord hand up his ass puppeteering has been replaced with a Microsoft one
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Getting in now so it seems like it was their idea .. nice try
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Won’t somebody think of the suffering of the cartels 😢
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Their oil baron sponsors will be most displeased
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Our cities have bugger all trains. 🤔
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why the fuck should residential consumers pay for this
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Let’s put our credit card numbers into ChatGPT, what could possibly go wrong
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
World shocked as made up internet money loses value
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The data centre should pay for the LNG terminal, right?
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
National whining about handouts / hoping people forget they handed out billions to landlords
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A POLICY I knew they had it in them. 😙
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“Local water done well”
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is serious
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It seems Nicky Noboats didn’t use the "cost of stopping" tool
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