Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Hey hey! Fck me, real me is useless at this politics game. But still, if I've nothing much to offer, then folks have got nothing much to lose. They might as well vote Green. Later, I might have a mid-strength beer and a bowl of disappointment before an early night. 000
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hey hey! All parody aside, this is genuinely a great policy. Well done real Chippy. Now,tax the rich, restore the mana of ti Tiriti, deliver pay equity, via to cancel LNG, act to end child poverty... www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nzLabour vows to put $20-a-week cap on public transport, $10 outside main centresAnd an even lower $10 cap would apply outside main centres, but National is calling it 'fanciful'. 040
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Hey hey! Don't encourage her, I need all the help I can get! I'll ignore that help (see the list dump I took on that lefty Craig Renny?) but there you go. 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Hey hey! You don't say. I'm all about The Green!💲💵💰 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Hey hey! I've been asleep. Then I went looking for some policies to announce. Then I made sure @craigrennie.bsky.social with his strong union roots and great economic policy ideas got an unelectable list spot. But, good news, I'm going mortgage free on my holiday home! 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Hey hey! I'm still here and post as often as I release new policy. I'm delighted to inform you I've used my massively inflated, taxpayer funded, super scheme to pay the mortgage on my holiday home! There's nothing more aspirational than property investment! www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...nzherald.co.nz'Ultimately, it's my money': Hipkins defends using taxpayer-funded private super scheme for holiday homeChris Hipkins has defended the scheme. 130
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Hey hey! That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser. He's already dead, it's just a matter of time. #nzpol 041
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Hey hey lux-gone! You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you: Call a snap election! Do it! DO IT NOW! Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea. Do it! 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Hey hey! Lux-on to become lux-gone. Gone By Lunchtime today. You read it here first! The power of my charisma was too much for him. 000
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Aspiration chippy would legislate in the first 100 days so everyone could shitpost into their comfortable left bubble. It's what I do. 100
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Oh dear. My regular Blue sky account seems to have wiped all my followers and follows. There is nothing in all my tabs. Anyone else? 100
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Hey hey! Real chippy just said yes to canning the LNG plant. It wasn't really that hard, eh. Credit where it's due. #nzpol 1203
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Hey hey! I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet. *FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.* #nzpol @duncanwebbmp.bsky.social 041
Reposted by Aspirational ChippyNick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience. Sign the petition and pass it on! action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...action.greenpeace.org.nzPETITION: Solarise NZ to make fossil fuels historyWe can power our homes, transport and economy with clean energy and end our reliance on dirty fossil fuels. 64219
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Govt ram raid costs taxpayers $500,000 Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer. "FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability." 000
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Great move. Cut the mince with lentils. There'll be a daily recipe once I'm elected. And I'll "levy" the rich! 020
Reposted by Aspirational ChippyJulie Fairey (she/her) @juliefairey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making! Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.actionstation.typeform.comAotearoa Renter's Survey 2026This is about gathering stories and information about what it's like being a renter in Aotearoa in 2026 - to support you, your flatmates and your neighbours to advocate, organise and campaign for dece... 34763
Reposted by Aspirational Chippykiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power 614567
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026FFS. Even a parody account can work out what to do here. Spineless. 050
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Luxon's bad gas "When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil. "I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis... *Do it real chippy.* #nzpol 0114
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Kiwi Solar with Labour and the Greens Or Trump's gas with national. 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It really won't. It'll make them billions by keeping gas in the stack and the spot high. 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Hey Rob, you're dead right. This is insane. They're just puppets of big oil. 000
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It's absolutely fkn nuts. The fossil fuel lobby owns the govt. *Real chippy needs to rule this out immediately. If not sooner.* 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Hey hey! If only I was this cute, people might like me. 000
Reposted by Aspirational ChippyDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 09/02/2026What's that? You say you want to learn more about Puerto Rico's electricity grid?volts.wtfPuerto Rico's electricity crisisIn this episode, lawyer and activist Ruth Santiago discusses Puerto Rico's latest electricity crisis, as the island struggles to restore power in the wake of Hurricane Fiona. In the wake of Hurricane ... 71075329
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026YES to thousands of solar jobs YES to $1,000 off residential power bills. NO ENERGY TAX. NO LNG FROM TRUMP Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is. KICK THEM OUT. *Do it real chippy or just fcuk off* 000
Reposted by Aspirational ChippyKevin Hague @kevinhague.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Oh, so just caught up with the news - new taxes can just disappear by calling them levies. Sweet. That wealth levy of ours should now be supported by everyone. Labour can go bolder with its CGL 617957
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Seriously now. This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions. As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper. I will cancel any related contract. No compensation . #nzpol 0132
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Hey hey! My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt. It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich. #nzpol 030
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Hey hey! Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway... See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand. We'll get Aotearoa working again! That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver: www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609... #nzpolstuff.co.nzUnemployment reaches its highest point since 2015Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015. 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Remember: Vote winston, get trump *Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.* #nzpol 052
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Hey hey! When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means. He means he'll keep it from being used on election day. That's why it's essential to register to vote. *Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.* #nzpol 001
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Hey Wrinkly Dog! You're always welcome on my front bench. *Real chippy, with new and improved Wrinkly Dog™️ you actually stand a chance of people warming to you* Wrinkly Dog says enrol to vote! 000
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis. The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of. Kia Kaha! 001
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hey Rob! I'm aspirational for: Bld Code changes for compulsory PV, passive stds and EV charger cabling in new builds. Residential new gas connection ban Gas swap subsidies Massive public PV and battery scheme Big solar for renters programme Tesla amnesty for Rob *Do it real chippy!* 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hey, I'm here! Where the cameras at? 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hey hey! I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is. 000
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hey Zac! Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out. *Hey real chippy, this is the way.* 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hey! I'd just love to be uninvited in that way. Would make me feel like a boss! 010
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hey hey! Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far! *Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.* #nzpol 021
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Hey hey Mr Normal! I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right. *How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?* 000
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Hey hey 🤞 Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault". Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎 *Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.* 010
Reposted by Aspirational ChippyRob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026"Luxon trusts [redacted] even though [redacted] wants to invade Greenland" 041
Reposted by Aspirational ChippyIdiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Reminder: regime voter suppression means you need to enrol early. vote.nz/enrolling/en...vote.nzEnrol or update onlineEnrol to vote or check and update your enrolment details. Get ready to have your say in New Zealand’s elections and referendums. 310379
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Hey hey! We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life! *Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol 043
Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Hey hey! In times like these, we need cool heads and experience. That's why I'm asking Aunty Helen to take over. #nzpol 020