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Aspirational Chippy

@aspirationalchippy.bsky.social
58 followers 35 following 180 posts

In a parallel universe, far far away in Raumati South, emerging from the bushes, it's me, Aspirational Chippy and I'm ready to lead!

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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey hey! Fck me, real me is useless at this politics game. But still, if I've nothing much to offer, then folks have got nothing much to lose. They might as well vote Green. Later, I might have a mid-strength beer and a bowl of disappointment before an early night.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hey hey! All parody aside, this is genuinely a great policy. Well done real Chippy. Now,tax the rich, restore the mana of ti Tiriti, deliver pay equity, via to cancel LNG, act to end child poverty... www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Labour vows to put $20-a-week cap on public transport, $10 outside main centres
And an even lower $10 cap would apply outside main centres, but National is calling it 'fanciful'.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey hey! Don't encourage her, I need all the help I can get! I'll ignore that help (see the list dump I took on that lefty Craig Renny?) but there you go.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey hey! You don't say. I'm all about The Green!💲💵💰
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey hey! I've been asleep. Then I went looking for some policies to announce. Then I made sure @craigrennie.bsky.social with his strong union roots and great economic policy ideas got an unelectable list spot. But, good news, I'm going mortgage free on my holiday home!
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey hey! I'm still here and post as often as I release new policy. I'm delighted to inform you I've used my massively inflated, taxpayer funded, super scheme to pay the mortgage on my holiday home! There's nothing more aspirational than property investment! www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
nzherald.co.nz
'Ultimately, it's my money': Hipkins defends using taxpayer-funded private super scheme for holiday home
Chris Hipkins has defended the scheme.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hey hey! That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser. He's already dead, it's just a matter of time. #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey hey lux-gone! You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you: Call a snap election! Do it! DO IT NOW! Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea. Do it!
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It's a start.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey hey! Lux-on to become lux-gone. Gone By Lunchtime today. You read it here first! The power of my charisma was too much for him.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Aspiration chippy would legislate in the first 100 days so everyone could shitpost into their comfortable left bubble. It's what I do.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oh dear. My regular Blue sky account seems to have wiped all my followers and follows. There is nothing in all my tabs. Anyone else?
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Hey hey! Real chippy just said yes to canning the LNG plant. It wasn't really that hard, eh. Credit where it's due. #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hey hey! I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet. *FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.* #nzpol @duncanwebbmp.bsky.social
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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience. Sign the petition and pass it on! action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
action.greenpeace.org.nz
PETITION: Solarise NZ to make fossil fuels history
We can power our homes, transport and economy with clean energy and end our reliance on dirty fossil fuels.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Govt ram raid costs taxpayers $500,000 Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer. "FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability."
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Great move. Cut the mince with lentils. There'll be a daily recipe once I'm elected. And I'll "levy" the rich!
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Julie Fairey (she/her) @juliefairey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making! Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
actionstation.typeform.com
Aotearoa Renter's Survey 2026
This is about gathering stories and information about what it's like being a renter in Aotearoa in 2026 - to support you, your flatmates and your neighbours to advocate, organise and campaign for dece...
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kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social @kiwisockpuppet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
FFS. Even a parody account can work out what to do here. Spineless.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Luxon's bad gas "When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil. "I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis... *Do it real chippy.* #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kiwi Solar with Labour and the Greens Or Trump's gas with national.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It really won't. It'll make them billions by keeping gas in the stack and the spot high.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey Rob, you're dead right. This is insane. They're just puppets of big oil.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's absolutely fkn nuts. The fossil fuel lobby owns the govt. *Real chippy needs to rule this out immediately. If not sooner.*
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey hey! If only I was this cute, people might like me.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 09/02/2026
What's that? You say you want to learn more about Puerto Rico's electricity grid?
volts.wtf
Puerto Rico's electricity crisis
In this episode, lawyer and activist Ruth Santiago discusses Puerto Rico's latest electricity crisis, as the island struggles to restore power in the wake of Hurricane Fiona. In the wake of Hurricane ...
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
YES to thousands of solar jobs YES to $1,000 off residential power bills. NO ENERGY TAX. NO LNG FROM TRUMP Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is. KICK THEM OUT. *Do it real chippy or just fcuk off*
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Kevin Hague @kevinhague.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh, so just caught up with the news - new taxes can just disappear by calling them levies. Sweet. That wealth levy of ours should now be supported by everyone. Labour can go bolder with its CGL
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seriously now. This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions. As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper. I will cancel any related contract. No compensation . #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It's insane.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hey hey! My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt. It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich. #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hey hey! Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway... See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand. We'll get Aotearoa working again! That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver: www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609... #nzpol
stuff.co.nz
Unemployment reaches its highest point since 2015
Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Remember: Vote winston, get trump *Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.* #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hey hey! When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means. He means he'll keep it from being used on election day. That's why it's essential to register to vote. *Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.* #nzpol
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Canadian Resistance Front @iamnotasalmon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hey Wrinkly Dog! You're always welcome on my front bench. *Real chippy, with new and improved Wrinkly Dog™️ you actually stand a chance of people warming to you* Wrinkly Dog says enrol to vote!
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis. The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of. Kia Kaha!
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey Rob! I'm aspirational for: Bld Code changes for compulsory PV, passive stds and EV charger cabling in new builds. Residential new gas connection ban Gas swap subsidies Massive public PV and battery scheme Big solar for renters programme Tesla amnesty for Rob *Do it real chippy!*
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey, I'm here! Where the cameras at?
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey hey! I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey Zac! Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out. *Hey real chippy, this is the way.*
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey! I'd just love to be uninvited in that way. Would make me feel like a boss!
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey hey! Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far! *Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.* #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hey hey Mr Normal! I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right. *How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?*
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hey hey 🤞 Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault". Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎 *Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.*
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Rob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"Luxon trusts [redacted] even though [redacted] wants to invade Greenland"
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Idiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Reminder: regime voter suppression means you need to enrol early. vote.nz/enrolling/en...
vote.nz
Enrol or update online
Enrol to vote or check and update your enrolment details. Get ready to have your say in New Zealand’s elections and referendums.
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hey hey! We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life! *Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol
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Aspirational Chippy @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hey hey! In times like these, we need cool heads and experience. That's why I'm asking Aunty Helen to take over. #nzpol
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