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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a small building, in between two larger buildings a small anime girl in between two taller anime boys
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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Quasimodox @quasimodox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Hockey would be a lot more interesting if the puck had legs, and claws, and projectile digestive enzymes
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Babble-brained Fox || WaffliesProcliv @waffliesprocliv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
sevenfold is probably one of the more classic amounts you could avenge something
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this still happens to this day. these comics have a lot of wisdom to share.
panels from the manga "sayonara zetsubou sensei"

Fujimoto: I'm in a double bind!
Nozomu: ...Fujimoto-san.
Fujimoto: I posted my opinions about a certain anime on the web...
Fujimoto: And it rubbed a lot of people the wrong way.
Fujimoto: They said, if you're going to complain, you shouldn't watch it!
Fujimoto: But they also tell me not to complain if I haven't seen it! Which is it?!!
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DRAWBUSTER✨ @drawbuster.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Weird" Al Gore Magala
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It's Vampirivian @devilsw1fe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Hi can I get a 6 inch white bread sub with ham, cucumber, onion, tomato and lettuce please?"

"Sure here you go."

"Thank you."
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh my god, an actor did something shitty? Jesus, are they an abuser or- oh. they cheated on their partner? ok. who cares!!!
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
maybe its fascist of me but I do not mind speed cameras. don't think people ought to speed. maybe there's an argument for license revocation over a fee (since the wealthier you are, the less that fee means to you). but the camera itself seems fine. idk!
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
1 - ACCA-13 2 - Love Exposure 3 - Araya 4 - Tokyo Drifter 5 - Dos Monjes 6 - A Watcher in the Attic (remake) 7 - Fargo (Season 3 only) 8 - X-Men: Days of Future Past 9 - Ashita no Joe 10 - Ping Pong 11 - Kamen Rider Fourze 12 - No 13 - Skinamarink 14 - His Girl Friday 15 - Heroic Purgatory
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
sick and tired of "these US latinos aren't actually latino" discourse. useless, useless conversation. US latinos are my brothers. nothing more nothing less.
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
youre telling me they gave dolby, that horrible elf, a whole theater?
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Cat with tie: I hope I can claim my inheritance

Factory: haunted house
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
y’all rockin with this image????
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thank you for the correction! You're absolutely right - it is a proper English word. I should not have autocorrected you. Your correction isn't just right - it's insightful, and it displays that you value the truth. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I can't do anything right. Fuck. Sorry. Shit!
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#film #art #movies #slop
plex gallery with the following movies:
- Star Wars: the rise of skywalker
- thunderbolt fantasy: bewitching melody of the west
- Star Wars: the last jedi
- rogue one: a Star Wars story
- Star Wars: the force awakens
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times
an illustration of a whale skeleton inside shallow ocean waters. A cat sitting on a surfboard looks on
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A picture of the Raccoon Police Department with the text "this game contains scenes"
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the writing of Chiikawa. the leadership of Chiikawa. the aura of Chiikawa. the hype of Chiikawa.
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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What was "the incident" at your Ghibli food that will have you like this
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What is your why does anime food look so good bisexual opinion that would have people like who are you calling five million dollars on the line could you eat this burger?
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
achieving generational wealth in final fantasy 14 thanks to the new occult crescent accessory drops... had 25 million gil from just selling fortune carrots and now I have 50 million gil just from selling one occult necklace of blood. good stuff!
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh, DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ, we're really in it now
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POSTBOY now on BLUESKY @p0stboy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Gosenzo-sama Banbanzai
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Dizzy 🐧🕊️ @dizzylion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey man I noticed you turned off my reposts. Are you sure? I thought you liked seeing what I enjoy? I thought we shared interests man, do we not? You don’t like seeing what makes me happy? You don’t like seeing what makes me laugh? No, it’s cool man, it’s cool. Just thought you liked nsfw Yoda stuff
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Every "this account followed you" notification I get is for an account that follows approximately one million people. No way to live. No way to live.
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Final Fantasy XIV Online: Evercold
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Well, what did you think was going to happen here tonight? I'm not hungry? I don't get a slice?
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it does not matter if you go in with zero context, or if you find Jeremy Renner really off-putting, you gotta read "Hawkeye". do it for me. it's really good!
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
we're probably capping out at 4 likes ultimately but HIT ME, BOZOS! LET ME FARM ENGAGEMENT
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the narrator turns to you. "Ladies and gentlemen, we are extremely proud to present... Hegel's Phenomenology... Of Dance!"
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When the MCU has a 24 year old Scott Summers cheat on Jean Grey with Samara Weaving's 34 year old Emma Frost >>>>>
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
me personally, I found it pretty charming how Steven Universe transformed its big bads from space alien overlords into homophobic family members who you could convince to stop being homophobic. I thought it was fun.
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
think it's a good instinct not to dismiss Emily Wilson's review of Nolan's Odyssey out of hand just because it's a negative one. that being said, I don't think it's a very insightful review. being a classicist does not necessarily equip you to critique film!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
human beings have normal names like Mark whereas extraterrestrials have ludicrous names, like Mork
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Matheus Felipe @matheusfelp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Perfect
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Catherine @einzbern.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i'm done
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
new The Strokes album tonight...
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Remember me? Remember how this feels?
panels from Jonathan Hickman and Esad Ribic's "Secret Wars". A friendly sentinel says "There is an eighty-nine percent chance that our defense perimeter will be breached by hostiles in the next minute". Cyclops responds - "a minute will be more than enough... for the phoenix egg is ready to hatch". He opens the egg. "There you are, old friend... Remember me? Remember how this feels?" He reaches towards the egg.
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this week: odysseus is coming home
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transmission one-hundred-and-twenty-eight: "the odyssey"
the golden rule...
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Lalafell Rivers Cuomo: On an island in The Source...
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
*Eying my uncle's new toilet jealously* yeah its nice and everything, just hope its not too much bowl for ya, is all
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ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
just saw someone call Ms. Marvel - Kamala Khan - an "industry plant". some people don't deserve internet access.
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