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Fuzzy Slippers

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was 11 years old on 9/11 and I wasn't phased by it upon first hearing about it. I knew that we bombed other countries. I saw Saddam Hussein on Animaniacs. I assumed other countries bombed us sometimes. My parents had to sit me down to explain why we're above the violence we inflict on others.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
just one of the most talented people around, guitar chops to get real jealous about
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the scariest thing about this explosive diarrhea parasite is that there’s no way to know if you have it
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
look that crab badge is sick and all but ACRAB means all crabs
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i just looked at a state map for the first time in a while and has idaho always been way the fuck over on the west side of the country?
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Kinda Funny @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Xbox has no vision for the future.
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'm never gonna understand how the fully superior Pizza Hut lost to the incredibly mid and entirely undeserving Dominos
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If you stop comparing everything to everything else, and start comparing things with what they could be, you'll start to see how easy it would be to make things better. We settle for so much bullshit because we compare it all to something worse. That doesn't make what we have great. It makes it sad.
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
gay obama be like "let me be queer"
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
thinking how great it would be if RuneScape made you click this to play the game
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I am not surprised about the End It discourse. Hardcore these days is 50% posers who just want to hurt people and fit in with the other posers who want to hurt people. It's cringe shit. Hardcore is full of the worst people you've ever met, all pissing on the original values of hardcore
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
merle is watching mickey game through the window because he's a dumb baby who doesn't understand reflections
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
America just isn't ready for a president that's a furry 😞
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🎙️BigGayPuppyCat🐾 @micthemicrophone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yeah the 3DS is cool and all🌈✨ But what if I defied god and made it a stationary home console❓🤔
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
There's no way that's Liz Lemon's agent in the 3rd episode of The Creep Tapes
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dead by Daylight should add Mark Duplass. Not as his character in Creep, just himself. This idea felt like a joke at first but if they can add Nicholas Cage then they can do anything
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Colin Smith @welcometotsavo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Robocop failed to predict how dumb and uncool robots were going to be
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Really really tired of conversations about whether or not an individual is "fit to be" president or "experienced enough". The position of President of the USA is a structurally evil position. We don't want people who will be good at it, we want people who will change it into something good.
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The first episode of bluey ends in a waterboarding
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it" is so real because we weren't taught about the liberal contributions to the rise of fascism in the 20's and 30's, and we weren't taught about why the Whigs failed to stop Andrew Jackson, and now look where we are.
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Pretty prince Dizzi @windowsmetan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wizards being exactly as evil as we always knew they were reminds me that we need archives of every card game especially dead ones so people can easily print proxies and just play the games without any money going to genuinely the worst landlords in all of gaming (TCG MANUFACTURES)
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 03/06/2026
Very funny from /r/balatro
"hand will not score - due to pride month straights are banned until July 1st"
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
capitalism is the most democratic system and to prove it we're gonna kill everyone who tries anything different
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My mom was born in june so there was always a 50% chance i was gonna be gay
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
this should be front page news but no one is talking about how we finally have definitive proof that the logo batter is a leftie. they added depth to it. look at how his hand covers our view of the shoulder. our boy bats left handed
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sopita @drinksopa.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
staryu said let them be gay
edited screenshot of the Pokemon Indigo League show. Staryu is holding two rainbow flags up in the cerulean city gym that has rainbow arches for doors.
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Alex Janevski @alexjanevski.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Every country has a dumpling.
Pizza rolls
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Your generation didn't have autism but you weren't allowed to wear white after labor day yeah okay
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm sorry that this is such an uncomfortable and unpopular sentiment but it is going to take extreme amounts of gratuitous violence against the ruling class if we actually want to save the planet.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Some of you on here
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pokemon rumble spheal on an ocean background. Text says "you made it through another week, spheal is proud of you"
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Listening to radio 104.5 in Philly is like being waterboarded except instead of water it's commercials
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A screencap from The Simpsons. A white van is parked in front of a building with its back doors open. The side of the van has two guys in black suits and sunglasses holding a pizza on it. Above and next to them reads "two guys from Quantico pizza."
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 28/05/2026
Marge looking at the Flowers By Irene surveillance truck parked outside 742 Evergreen Terrace in Bart the Murderer
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's a little insane how often I tell people I'm a therapist and they think I mean a massage or physical therapist.
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As a consistent voice of peace and an arbiter of the greater philadelphia region, I would like to go on record and state that I actually like cheese steaks with or without ketchup. Both are good.
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
kpop girlfriend jfusion boyfriend
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A filmmaker friend of mine once pointed out that almost all of Hollywood produces right wing propaganda. The implication that this premise is easily acceptable and relatable enough to build a film around is a great window into that. They really think we're all conservative enough to enjoy this lmao
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Fuzzy Slippers @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Septa put fancy new anti-theft turnstiles at my stop so I'm moving down the street to a different stop that still allows fare hopping like god intended
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 23/05/2026
guy who's really concerned with defending the integrity of Jeffrey Epstein's human teeth collection
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/05/2026
These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)
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